More Things That Make You LOL

[Kuroimaken]

So it seems the running theory I'm capable of IHS has been confirmed.

I was going home with my cousin after we'd made our hourly quota of exercise for the day (which basically involved running laps). Then I suddenly hear this shriek and some guy runs past holding a woman's purse.

Despite being somewhat tired, the guy's overweight, so I figure, what the hell, I can catch the fucker. So I run after him. It's important to say at this point that I was still listening to music, so I had my headphones on.

As I run across the street, I suddenly find myself flung to the side with a lot of force. I roll around on the ground a bit and manage to scamper to my feet (thank you, years of judo, for teaching the proper way to fall down without injuring myself). I resume the rush, and tackle the guy down. A variety of onlookers start gathering around, all of them start asking, almost at once, "Dude, are you okay? You should go to the hospital or something."

To which I reply, "Why? I'm just short on breath."

And then some people turn and look at where I'd fallen down. There was a car like thisthis with some skid marks on the street...

...and a nice, me-sized dent smack in the middle of the bumper.

I ended up checking at the hospital. No injuries whatsoever. Not even from rolling around on the asphalt.

I'm fucking scared.

[Prime32]

My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.

[Sinfire Titan]

So it seems the running theory I'm capable of IHS has been confirmed.

I was going home with my cousin after we'd made our hourly quota of exercise for the day (which basically involved running laps). Then I suddenly hear this shriek and some guy runs past holding a woman's purse.

Despite being somewhat tired, the guy's overweight, so I figure, what the hell, I can catch the fucker. So I run after him. It's important to say at this point that I was still listening to music, so I had my headphones on.

As I run across the street, I suddenly find myself flung to the side with a lot of force. I roll around on the ground a bit and manage to scamper to my feet (thank you, years of judo, for teaching the proper way to fall down without injuring myself). I resume the rush, and tackle the guy down. A variety of onlookers start gathering around, all of them start asking, almost at once, "Dude, are you okay? You should go to the hospital or something."

To which I reply, "Why? I'm just short on breath."

And then some people turn and look at where I'd fallen down. There was a car like thisthis with some skid marks on the street...

...and a nice, me-sized dent smack in the middle of the bumper.

I ended up checking at the hospital. No injuries whatsoever. Not even from rolling around on the asphalt.

I'm fucking scared.

That's not IHS, that's Steely Resolve. Cause if it were IHS, there either wouldn't have been a car left or the fucker with the stolen purse would have imploded for hindering your relaxation.

[Kuroimaken]

My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.

That's weird. We used to have parakeets. They all tended to die of mysterious reasons unrelated to old age. We didn't have a cat, and the dog wasn't allowed indoors, so...

So it seems the running theory I'm capable of IHS has been confirmed.

I was going home with my cousin after we'd made our hourly quota of exercise for the day (which basically involved running laps). Then I suddenly hear this shriek and some guy runs past holding a woman's purse.

Despite being somewhat tired, the guy's overweight, so I figure, what the hell, I can catch the fucker. So I run after him. It's important to say at this point that I was still listening to music, so I had my headphones on.

As I run across the street, I suddenly find myself flung to the side with a lot of force. I roll around on the ground a bit and manage to scamper to my feet (thank you, years of judo, for teaching the proper way to fall down without injuring myself). I resume the rush, and tackle the guy down. A variety of onlookers start gathering around, all of them start asking, almost at once, "Dude, are you okay? You should go to the hospital or something."

To which I reply, "Why? I'm just short on breath."

And then some people turn and look at where I'd fallen down. There was a car like thisthis with some skid marks on the street...

...and a nice, me-sized dent smack in the middle of the bumper.

I ended up checking at the hospital. No injuries whatsoever. Not even from rolling around on the asphalt.

I'm fucking scared.

That's not IHS, that's Steely Resolve. Cause if it were IHS, there either wouldn't have been a car left or the fucker with the stolen purse would have imploded for hindering your relaxation.

I suppose I can't argue with that.

Interestingly, I'm not familiar with Steely Resolve.

[Bozwevial]

Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?

[Sinfire Titan]

Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?

Yeah. Could've Martial Studied for IHS though.

[Agita]

I don't know whether to admonish you for just running across a street or applaud you for pulling that off. Maybe both.

[Kuroimaken]

Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?

That'd be fucking ironic, because me as a crusader is basically the most likely image I had of being next to Hell freezing over.

[Agita]

Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?

That'd be fucking ironic, because me as a crusader is basically the most likely image I had of being next to Hell freezing over.

Move to Scandinavia? AFAIK, up north the image of Hell they have is of a fucking cold place.

[Prime32]

My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.

That's weird. We used to have parakeets. They all tended to die of mysterious reasons unrelated to old age. We didn't have a cat, and the dog wasn't allowed indoors, so...

Know any strawberry blondes?

[Kuroimaken]

My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.

That's weird. We used to have parakeets. They all tended to die of mysterious reasons unrelated to old age. We didn't have a cat, and the dog wasn't allowed indoors, so...

Know any strawberry blondes?

That was a long time ago, really. I don't think we knew any, though.

[veekie]

Body of steel much?

[McPoyo]

Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

[Agita]

Body of steel much?

Steel is his body, and fire is his blood?

[veekie]

Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?

[Agita]

Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?

Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Then again, I hear Brazil is pretty hot as is...

[Kuroimaken]

Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.

Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?

Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Then again, I hear Brazil is pretty hot as is...

In my town specifically, we sometimes get temperatures as high as 44 degrees Celsius. Fuck if I knew what that is in Fahrenheit.

[McPoyo]

Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.

Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?

Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Then again, I hear Brazil is pretty hot as is...

In my town specifically, we sometimes get temperatures as high as 44 degrees Celsius. Fuck if I knew what that is in Fahrenheit.

It was a Heroes reference.

And 111 F. Sounds like what we've been dealing with since June. It suuuuucks >.<

[Agita]

Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.

EDIT: 'ouendan' = 'king/lord' + 'fire' + 'brigade'? While unlikely, that would be awesome.

[McPoyo]

Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.

+MF1!