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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1480 on: August 25, 2010, 02:24:48 PM »
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1481 on: August 25, 2010, 02:45:59 PM »
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1482 on: August 25, 2010, 02:48:31 PM »
Sure, hook me up.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1483 on: August 25, 2010, 02:49:19 PM »
Sure, hook me up.
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[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1484 on: August 25, 2010, 02:51:09 PM »
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1486 on: August 25, 2010, 04:54:15 PM »
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.
Toss it this way!
You emailing directly or using a file host?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1487 on: August 25, 2010, 04:57:20 PM »
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.
Toss it this way!
You emailing directly or using a file host?
Emailing directly, as I don't have a functioning file host at the moment. If anyone wants to host it themselves and post up the link, that wouldn't bother me any.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1488 on: August 25, 2010, 05:00:29 PM »
First impression: The system's erroneus use of the word 'affect' offends me.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1489 on: August 25, 2010, 05:18:40 PM »


What is this and where can I find more?  :lol

Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1490 on: August 25, 2010, 05:53:55 PM »


What is this and where can I find more?  :lol

Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
To be honest, I'd rather the new smurfs movie coming out was like that poster.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1491 on: August 25, 2010, 06:23:40 PM »


What is this and where can I find more?  :lol

Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
To be honest, I'd rather the new smurfs movie coming out was like that poster.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1492 on: August 25, 2010, 09:55:34 PM »
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1493 on: August 26, 2010, 08:19:11 AM »
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Ages ? We can have a laugh.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1494 on: August 26, 2010, 08:28:10 AM »
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Ages ? We can have a laugh.
Only if we are to poke fun of Christiandom every five seconds.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1495 on: August 26, 2010, 10:28:35 AM »
I dunno, I could see myself using the system for a Hellsing campaign, or a Nasuverse camapaign playing as Executors of the church.
As a player, that is. :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1496 on: August 26, 2010, 10:31:19 AM »
Why am I being reminded of that BG fanfic tsuyoshikentsu wrote?
(It was tsuyoshikentsu, right?)
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1497 on: August 26, 2010, 10:54:25 AM »
Why am I being reminded of that BG fanfic tsuyoshikentsu wrote?
(It was tsuyoshikentsu, right?)
Assuming you're thinking of the same one as I am, yes.
EDIT: Yes.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1498 on: August 26, 2010, 12:25:17 PM »
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Ages ? We can have a laugh.
Only if we are to poke fun of Christiandom every five seconds.
Isn't that totally the whole point?
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1499 on: August 26, 2010, 04:22:07 PM »
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Middle Ages ? We can have a laugh.
Fixed that for you. :P