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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1320 on: July 17, 2010, 04:28:39 PM »
Shit now I have to find a way to attend comic con.  And smuggle in some homemade napalm...
Bring the ingredients and mix it on-site in the toilet.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1321 on: July 17, 2010, 04:49:12 PM »
Better yet to show up with a large bunch of cosplayers doing Raptor Jesus.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1322 on: July 17, 2010, 04:53:41 PM »
Quick, someone play moralfag on /b/ and get them riled up. Maybe they'll still be in a good mood from Jessi. :P
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1323 on: July 17, 2010, 05:04:25 PM »
Jessi?
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1324 on: July 17, 2010, 05:15:42 PM »
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1325 on: July 17, 2010, 05:25:34 PM »
Guess they were even more bored than usual.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1326 on: July 17, 2010, 07:15:40 PM »
Extremists giving everyone else a bad name. Yay.

I had thought they had their tax-free charter pulled during the last election run for the pastor actively campaigning for a candidate from the pulpit. Did I dream that?
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
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Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1327 on: July 17, 2010, 08:32:10 PM »
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1328 on: July 18, 2010, 03:22:55 AM »
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1329 on: July 18, 2010, 03:14:24 PM »
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

Well, we all know HS is run by a Guinea Pirate.


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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1330 on: July 18, 2010, 04:15:27 PM »
It's both old AND good.

Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1331 on: July 18, 2010, 05:49:58 PM »
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1332 on: July 18, 2010, 07:11:31 PM »
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
I wouldn't
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1333 on: July 19, 2010, 03:35:01 AM »
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
I wouldn't
Yeah, they might be able to appreciate the joke
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1334 on: July 19, 2010, 05:15:23 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1335 on: July 19, 2010, 05:23:00 PM »
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
I wouldn't
Yeah, they might be able to appreciate the joke

Mustard gas isn't the way to do it, takes up to 24 hours for symptoms to properly appear. Need something faster.

If you want them dead:
Thermobaric bombs, possible to make at home.

General hilarity:
Aerosol based LSD bomb.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2010, 05:26:39 PM by Littha »

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1336 on: July 19, 2010, 05:47:43 PM »
Yeah but it's a long drive back to where they are going, and a sudden onset of mustard gas symptoms at highway speed could be bad...

I don' really want them dead but a nice lesson would be good.  Too bad  the army didn't continue development on the gay bomb...

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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1337 on: July 19, 2010, 05:50:40 PM »
General hilarity:
Aerosol based LSD bomb.
I was going to suggest inconspicuously spreading thermite, but that idea is much more awesome.
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Re: More Things That Make You LOL
« Reply #1339 on: July 20, 2010, 09:52:27 PM »
I wonder if they did a Pocahontas version?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!