More Things That Make You LOL

[Sinfire Titan]

[Kuroimaken]

So there's a bunch of assholes who occasionally call here and say nothing. Par for the course, it's been like this ever since before I was born (they're basically threat calls). One of them called today. Soon as I realized what it was about, here's what I replied.

"Morticians Mama's Boy, your death is our joy! Please make sure to keep our 'animals deserve caskets too' special in mind. Two bitches for the price of one!"

When the guy was about to say something, I hung up. 

[bhu]

Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone.  When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you?  Dude your mom is hawt.  If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."

[bhu]

http://www.shadyurl.com/

http://dvice.com/archives/2010/02/russian-strap-o.php

the second link isnt what you're thinking

[BowenSilverclaw]

Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone.  When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you?  Dude your mom is hawt.  If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."

You truly have a talent for being disturbing, uncle kitteh

[veekie]

That thar is a nice car strap on.

[bhu]

Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone.  When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you?  Dude your mom is hawt.  If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."

You truly have a talent for being disturbing, uncle kitteh

Disturbing is always best when wishing to have fun at the expense of prank callers.  Or sales people.  Or anyone else fro that matter...

[Kuroimaken]

Someone type www.satan.com.

Go on. I dare you.

[Risada]

Someone type www.satan.com.

Go on. I dare you.

Lame 

[bhu]

Could one of us  get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site? 

[Agita]

Could one of us  get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site? 

Not offensive enough. Better ask /b/ for ideas.

[Prime32]

Someone type www.satan.com.

Go on. I dare you.

Lame 

This must be proof that they are evil.

...well, it already makes more sense than "D&D is evil"

[Sinfire Titan]

Someone type www.satan.com.

Go on. I dare you.

Lame 

This must be proof that they are evil.

...well, it already makes more sense than "D&D is evil"

Its more immature and impractical than evil.

[bhu]

Could one of us  get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site? 

Not offensive enough. Better ask /b/ for ideas.

I havent said what the nuns would be doing yet...

[bhu]

http://www.shadyurl.com/

using the boards here as an example: http://5z8.info/girlsgonewildpart1.wmv_q3a8i_warez

[bhu]

from www.nydailynews. com - The strip club mainstay pole dancing - known as much for its sensual moves as its rigorous athletic side - may be headed for the Olympics.

A group of pole-dance advocates is hoping for a "test" event in 2012 and a more formal pitch four years after that, in Rio de Janeiro, according to The Associated Press.

KT Coates, a prominent pole dancer in England and director of Vertical Dance, is leading the Olympic push.

[Kuroimaken]

Yay for another sport my country can get the gold in. 

[bhu]

There are some pole dancers who think pole dancing would lose hte sensual side if it became an olympic sport and just become about gymnastics, because gymnasts could pick it up easy.

Which means you'd see 12 year old chinese girls doing it.

Ew...

[Bauglir]

I just found the greatest review of Complete Arcane ever. Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken.

Hopefully that doesn't fall under the unallowed bashing rules.

[Prime32]

Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken.

Don't be ridiculous, the warmage is fine. It's the wagmage that is broken.