Author Topic: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole  (Read 26009 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #200 on: August 19, 2010, 06:23:03 PM »
"So you're upset because you're essentially the handler of free samples from Hell?"
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


PhaedrusXY

  • Moderator
  • Organ Grinder
  • *
  • Posts: 8022
  • Advanced Spambot
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #201 on: August 19, 2010, 06:36:42 PM »
"Yeah..." the little imp looks positively dejected.
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

Bozwevial

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4497
  • Developing a relaxed attitude to danger.
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #202 on: August 19, 2010, 07:18:04 PM »
"How were you thinking of accomplishing this? Via a Wish, or through other means?" Marlowe's voice betrays faint curiosity.

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #203 on: August 19, 2010, 09:16:30 PM »
"If it's any comfort, you can have the souls of whoever I kill, as long as we don't need it."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


PhaedrusXY

  • Moderator
  • Organ Grinder
  • *
  • Posts: 8022
  • Advanced Spambot
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #204 on: August 19, 2010, 11:56:46 PM »
"Thanks! You'll need something to capture them, though. Might I suggest some thinuan weapons?

And yes Marlowe, that's well within the powers of Wish, I'd think."
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #205 on: August 20, 2010, 12:08:07 AM »

"Hmmm. You got anything that could serve as a magic catalyst? The majority of my killing is done with flashy explosions and tentacled choking."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


PhaedrusXY

  • Moderator
  • Organ Grinder
  • *
  • Posts: 8022
  • Advanced Spambot
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #206 on: August 20, 2010, 12:33:01 PM »
"I'm sure we can come up with something..."
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

Bozwevial

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4497
  • Developing a relaxed attitude to danger.
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #207 on: August 20, 2010, 02:45:30 PM »
"It's only fair that I offer to do the same, I think. I would need you to alter my weapon so it fires thinaun bolts, unless we can find an appropriate receptacle that will work at range?"

VennDygrem

  • Member
  • Grape ape
  • *
  • Posts: 1689
    • Email
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #208 on: August 20, 2010, 05:10:46 PM »
"Hmm, thinaun, eh? Will this do?" Cade retrieves the guisarme, and swings it lightly in a flourish.
[spoiler]Ta-daaaa~[/spoiler]

HeadofVecna

  • Ring-Tailed Lemur
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #209 on: August 20, 2010, 06:19:19 PM »
"If I had a soul, I wouldn't fuck around with that shit. But if you crazy kids want to risk getting you own souls sucked out, just to hand over valuable present to Sammy ... well as long as it doesn't interfere with shit that matters, I don't care.But I really don't see why you guys are all broken up about the imp not getting to screw us. And with most of the motherfuckers we take down it will matter, either because they can be used as part of the bitch army or because the souls can be traded for serious swag." Xuuvosic turns his attention to the devil in question, "See if you can find out whether skullfuck is still around. And if he is, can you get some Sending Stones to it?"

VennDygrem

  • Member
  • Grape ape
  • *
  • Posts: 1689
    • Email
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #210 on: August 20, 2010, 06:27:36 PM »
"Now, now, Xuuvosic. I haven't pledged my services as a soul-collector for the imp just yet. I don't share my spoils of war with just anyone for just any old reason. I'm just glad taking out the barghest turned out to be so beneficial. No offense, of course."

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #211 on: August 20, 2010, 06:43:41 PM »
"Relax. I just figure it's easier to send it directly to him for the guy to take care of it."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


Bozwevial

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4497
  • Developing a relaxed attitude to danger.
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #212 on: August 20, 2010, 10:41:00 PM »
"Hence the "as long as we don't need it" clause, hmm? While I feel it only polite to render some small payment to the imp for his services, I won't let it stand in the way of our ultimate goal. But yes, Sammael, I think that would be a prudent step to take. Is there a specific ritual we need follow, or is it as simple as wishing for immortality? If such a wish can be called simple."

Marlowe's eyes seem distant momentarily. "I recall a good three hundred and seventy nine mages on record who attempted to magic themselves into agelessness. Two hundred and sixteen of them were lucky and simply exploded from the strain. Another hundred and three mispronounced crucial words or made syntax errors and crumbled into dust, melted, or simply ended up in stasis. And then there was the Red Wizard Laydin." Marlowe smirks at the memory. "The Thayans were eventually forced to cordon the area off in a one mile radius. It also had the side effect of stunting their economic and magical growth for a year while they devoted their resources to curing the impotency."

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #213 on: August 20, 2010, 10:56:32 PM »
"...You mean someone actually made it impossible to get it up by wishing to be immortal, and he was so frustrated he destroyed everything in a one-mile radius?" Raoul was sure that wasn't the case, but it was a good jab nonetheless. "Well, outsiders in general are notorious for having lifespans that only end in a violent manner, so I'd say they have a better understanding of how the mystical energies leading up to immortality work."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


HeadofVecna

  • Ring-Tailed Lemur
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #214 on: August 23, 2010, 04:49:56 PM »
"Hell Marlowe, I can hook you up. There are downsides, but you'd be even more nimble as a ghoul." Xuuvosic flashes one of his disturbing grins. "So, what's the fucking word Sammy?"

PhaedrusXY

  • Moderator
  • Organ Grinder
  • *
  • Posts: 8022
  • Advanced Spambot
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #215 on: August 24, 2010, 12:12:55 PM »
The imp sighs and says "I was rather hoping your friends would talk you out of trying to contact the demilich...

Very well."


He closes his eyes for a moment, and says "I cannot divine any information about the current whereabouts of the demilich. Presumably, he has protected himself with magics beyond the ability of Wish to pierce."
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #216 on: August 24, 2010, 03:30:24 PM »
"So it's a non-issue, then."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


Agita

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5465
  • SFT is mai waifu.
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #217 on: August 24, 2010, 03:40:47 PM »
"Unless he... can trace the Wish back." Ris-Janna narrows her eyes. "If he can block a Wish... I'd believe you if you told me he can."

[spoiler]Lie to me if you have to, but please tell me he's not Vecna-Blooded. :P[/spoiler]
« Last Edit: August 24, 2010, 03:45:18 PM by Agita »
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

Agita's Awesome Poster Compilation
Lycanthromancer's Awesome Poster Compilation

VennDygrem

  • Member
  • Grape ape
  • *
  • Posts: 1689
    • Email
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #218 on: August 24, 2010, 04:58:46 PM »
"It's not surprising. Doubtful that we'd get any help from that avenue anyway. If only there was some way to simply summon the object to us once we successfully locate it, though even I realize that's a long-shot. So what shall we do now? It feels like we've been here discussing what to do for over a month, and I grow weary of the delay."

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: Game Thread, Chapter 2: Down the Rabbit Hole
« Reply #219 on: August 24, 2010, 06:02:49 PM »
"With Fruuzberglag dead and his soul consumed, we cannot even ask his dead spirit where he hid the artifact, if he did. All that's left is for us to take the plunge. We could try the affidavit thing just in case, but I'm not sure how far that'd get us. I'd expect farther than trying to steal from the fucker."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!