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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #980 on: November 11, 2008, 08:00:20 AM »
Granted!  You prick your finger and fall into a magical sleep that can only be broken by the kiss of a handsome prince.   :lol

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #981 on: November 11, 2008, 10:26:52 AM »
Wish granted.  You are flagged as a UFO and shot down.

I wish Mountain Dew was healthy for you, but still tasted the same.
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #982 on: November 11, 2008, 10:41:07 AM »
Wish granted. It grants me eternal life, and is poisonous for everyone else, while still tasting the same.

I wish for chocolate.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #983 on: November 11, 2008, 10:54:26 AM »
Wish granted.  It contains a laxative.

I wish I was immune to the poison in your Mountain Dew.
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[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #984 on: November 13, 2008, 12:30:47 AM »
Granted but you are now allergic to oxygen.

I wish that I asked for the ability to transform particle board to vodka but the thread ended so I was never given this power.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #985 on: November 13, 2008, 04:34:36 AM »
Wish granted!  Before you had a chance to make that wish, this thread exceeded the total HD capacity of the internet, causing a world-wide crash.  Thanks to you, BBSes have become popular again!

I wish I had more time to play video games and RPGs!
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #986 on: November 13, 2008, 09:57:35 AM »
Wish granted!  You lose your job and your D&D group disbans.

I wish my old D&D group would get back together and we could play at a near-by location.
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Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #987 on: November 13, 2008, 02:48:26 PM »
Wish Granted! You now have a sewer to play D&D in. The only trouble is the feces, trash and rats. Oh, and the insects and disease.

I wish that everyone was sensible.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #988 on: November 13, 2008, 03:14:25 PM »
Wish granted!  Now you have no one to make fun of.

I wish when it snowed, it wouldn't accumulate on roads.
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Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #989 on: November 13, 2008, 04:36:50 PM »
Wish granted!  It all accumulates on your driveway and front walk.

I wish Obama survives his term(s) as President and passes peacefully at a ripe old age.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #990 on: November 13, 2008, 04:40:57 PM »
Quote from: InnaBinder on November 13, 2008, 04:36:50 PM
I wish Obama survives his term(s) as President and passes peacefully at a ripe old age.
Wish granted. However, Lelouch Lamperouge arrives to congratulate him... while drunk. A few minutes later, Lelouch is seen running from the White House in tears, screaming "Not again! NOT AGAIN!" :o (Watch Code Geass and you'll understand - needless to say, we're all screwed)

I wish for a Geass which never grows in power.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #991 on: November 16, 2008, 09:21:33 AM »
Granted but you can never again taste cheese.

I wish for the core 3.5 rule books to be in-game artifacts which the players can use to alter the rules of the world with a pen and some white out.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #992 on: November 17, 2008, 09:30:26 AM »
Wish granted!  Now your game is ruined by people who don't really understand anything about it, but have a pen and white-out just the same.

I wish I didn't have to worry about other idiots while I'm driving.
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Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #993 on: November 20, 2008, 05:31:18 PM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on November 17, 2008, 09:30:26 AM
Wish I didn't have to worry about other idiots while I'm driving.

Wish granted! But now everyone else is such a better driver that they all wish you'd get off the roads.

I wish that the rest of the world also operated on a 36 hour day.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #994 on: November 20, 2008, 06:56:30 PM »
Wish granted!

The world now operates on a 36 hour day, with each hour being 40 minutes long. Shifts are usually 12 hours long.

I wish there were more giant robots in the world.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #995 on: November 20, 2008, 11:39:28 PM »
Wish granted!  Unfortunately someone programed them to be giant sized terminators.

I wish I had my mind in a functional body of one of those Cyberdine Systems Model 101 terminators.
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Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #996 on: November 21, 2008, 07:38:55 AM »
Quote from: skydragonknight on November 20, 2008, 06:56:30 PM
The world now operates on a 36 hour day, with each hour being 40 minutes long. Shifts are usually 12 hours long.

w00t. My shifts would actually be shorter. ;)
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #997 on: November 21, 2008, 09:01:46 AM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on November 20, 2008, 11:39:28 PM
Wish granted!  Unfortunately someone programed them to be giant sized terminators.

I wish I had my mind in a functional body of one of those Cyberdine Systems Model 101 terminators.

Wish granted!  Unfortunately, you're the poor sap of a T101 that is sent back and subsequently squished by a feisty Sarah Connor.

I wish I could travel all over the world.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #998 on: November 21, 2008, 09:31:31 AM »
Wish granted!  Unfortunately, while your jet goes all over the place, it never lands.

I wish deer would stop running in front of my car.
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Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #999 on: November 21, 2008, 02:26:19 PM »
Wish granted! They stop running and just stare.

I wish that the next person's wish doesn't come true.
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