Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148204 times)

Vas · « **Reply #860 on:** October 03, 2008, 11:13:06 AM »

Wish granted! The nachos of the world are granted freedom and never will be food for humans again.

I wish to remain inconspicuous

Elennsar · « **Reply #861 on:** October 03, 2008, 12:34:30 PM »

Wish granted! No one ever notices you. Unfortunately, this means you get stepped a lot.

I wish that you (Vas) played GURPS.

Vas · « **Reply #862 on:** October 04, 2008, 09:57:04 AM »

Wish granted! I DID play gurps, in one game, until my socially unstable telekineticist in a party with a bunch of other unstable people pretty much annihilated each other trying to buy a carton of milk at a shop down the road. Good old disadvantage being capless.

I wish a gish could dish with the swish in a mission.

Elennsar · « **Reply #863 on:** October 04, 2008, 10:02:54 AM »

Then we really need to to get you into the GURPS Inquisitor (as in Warhammer 40k) thing at some point.

Wish granted! However, in order to do so, he loses one hit point per class level every minute.

I wish that Sinister was online more.

Vas · « **Reply #864 on:** October 04, 2008, 10:11:49 AM »

Gurps Inquisitor eh...intelesting, INtelesting.

Wish granted! Sinister is online constantly, the phone line that is, and he cancels his broadband for dial up because it costs too much.

I wish that the worlds poor and hungry could be fed. (Mua ha ha ha)

Agita · « **Reply #865 on:** October 04, 2008, 11:13:06 AM »

Wish granted. However, the world's rich and well-fed snatch the food for themselves. As usual.

I wish to be immortal and unable to feel pain.

emissary666 · « **Reply #866 on:** October 04, 2008, 11:41:23 AM »

Wish granted; our body lives on, but you become brain dead

I wish for a rhyming wish

Elennsar · « **Reply #867 on:** October 04, 2008, 04:13:09 PM »

I wish that the people who like to break the system to play gish would be slapped in the belly with a fish.

Vynar · « **Reply #868 on:** October 07, 2008, 04:10:25 PM »

Granted! They enjoy it a bit more than you anticipated causing you to leave the room before you see something you might not want to view.

I wish for robot space pirates riding magic cable boxes from space with ice-cream vision.

Elennsar · « **Reply #869 on:** October 07, 2008, 05:30:29 PM »

Granted! Unfortuantely, being pirates, they take slaves for their..."needs". One of them picks you.

By the time they recognize that robots don't have these needs, you're dead.

I wish that Paul Newman was still alive.

Risada · « **Reply #870 on:** October 07, 2008, 06:15:44 PM »

Wish granted! His spirit possesses you (Elennsar) and comes back to the world of living...

I wish I could skip my remaining 2 months of college...

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #871 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:54:05 PM »

Wish granted, you are expelled and are no longer able to attend any college. Ever.

I wish for a time machine.

Elennsar · « **Reply #872 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:16:22 PM »

Wish granted! Unfortunately, it doesn't work. It sits in your garage gathering dust while you try to find out how to repair it.

I wish that all D&D players would turn into their favorite monster.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #873 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:27:34 PM »

Wish granted, you're favorite monster was a Dretch, right? Of course it was...

I wish to know how to repair my time machine.

InnaBinder · « **Reply #874 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:31:11 PM »

Wish granted! As you finish the repairs you watch it activate and transport forward 1000 years in time.

I wish I hadn't loaned out my Tome of Battle.

Elennsar · « **Reply #875 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:31:30 PM »

Wish granted! It was stolen instead.

I wish that the anti-Semite whose post (on another site...trust me, no one wants to read it) I just had to read would catch on fire and burn for an eternity. Literally.

Chemus · « **Reply #876 on:** October 07, 2008, 10:12:20 PM »

Wish Granted! Hell is verified as a real place, and he's sent there. Your wish for him to be sent to hell places you there for your eternal reward as well, but in a lesser layer where you are always third in line at the checkout counter.

I wish that the chocolate that I just ate had tasted better.

Elennsar · « **Reply #877 on:** October 07, 2008, 10:19:30 PM »

Wish granted! However, it's poisonous.

I wish Gygax (yes, that Gygax) was a vampire.

Vas · « **Reply #878 on:** October 07, 2008, 10:36:01 PM »

Wish granted! Guess whos place he's turning to for dinner....thats right, yours!

I wish to soar the southern shore with no more than an oar made by Dior

Elennsar · « **Reply #879 on:** October 07, 2008, 10:39:45 PM »

Wish granted!

I wish that I could come up with a nasty twist to your wish that would also cause an entertaining consequence to happen to me.

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Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148204 times)