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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #600 on: August 06, 2008, 10:19:45 PM »
Wish Granted, You summon him, Incorrectly, He is Grumpy and eats you.

I wish for a new Ipod

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #601 on: August 06, 2008, 10:43:09 PM »
Wish granted; you get the new 4' x 8' IPod 3 KB

I wish for the Mega Robo Thunder Phone Query to actually air my call.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #602 on: August 07, 2008, 01:46:42 AM »
Wish granted; you get the new 4' x 8' IPod 3 KB

I wish for the Mega Robo Thunder Phone Query to actually air my call.

Wish granted!  Except you get a new toaster because I don't know what the hell that is. 

I wish Altell would fucking write their modem drivers in .deb format so I could use my desktop on the interblag instead of my laptop.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #603 on: August 07, 2008, 08:53:33 AM »
Wish granted. However, some random vandal thinks it would be funny if they destroyed your desktop and all future desktop models you will ever have.

I wish to be resurrected from the Sarrukh's gizzard and recieve the Manipulate Form ability while I'm at it.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #604 on: August 07, 2008, 10:56:46 AM »
I wish to be resurrected from the Sarrukh's gizzard and recieve the Manipulate Form ability while I'm at it.
Wish granted. However, the Sarrukh first uses Maniuplate form to give you "Always loyal to Sarrukh" as an extraordinary ability.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #605 on: August 07, 2008, 11:08:25 AM »
Wish granted; some random person in some random timeline is granted the wish for number four

I wish for undeniable proof that God does not exist
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #606 on: August 07, 2008, 11:45:35 AM »
Wish granted, there is undeniable proof that God doesn't exist. Mankind just hasn't found it yet.

I wish the Sarrukh would remove the Always Loyal to a Sarrukh (Ex) ability from me.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #607 on: August 07, 2008, 01:18:22 PM »
I wish the Sarrukh would remove the Always Loyal to a Sarrukh (Ex) ability from me.
That wouldn't be a very loyal wish, now would it? :smirk
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[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
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Tier 4: An expert marksman.
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Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #608 on: August 07, 2008, 01:36:17 PM »
I wish the Sarrukh would remove the Always Loyal to a Sarrukh (Ex) ability from me.
That wouldn't be a very loyal wish, now would it? :smirk
>_> <_< It's in the Sarrukh's best interest?
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #609 on: August 07, 2008, 03:57:42 PM »
Wish granted. It then proceeds to kill you for your insubordination.

I wish for a fish on a dish that shall be granted a wish for a fish on a dish
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #610 on: August 07, 2008, 07:03:17 PM »
Wish granted. It then proceeds to kill you for your insubordination.

I wish for a fish on a dish that shall be granted a wish for a fish on a dish

Wish granted!  Rocks fall.  Everyone dies.

I wish I could get people to come to my game more than one session.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #611 on: August 07, 2008, 09:13:55 PM »
Wish granted. They agree to come for a second session, but on the way to your place, each and every one of your players dies a horrible death.

I wish I wasn't too insane to know I'm not too insane to wish for sanity.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #612 on: August 08, 2008, 01:53:48 AM »
Wish Granted! You're sane enough to know that you aren't too insane to wish for sanity. Alas, you're now out of wishes, and you're still pretty crazy.

I wish that everyone would try to outwit the 'wish granted' game.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #613 on: August 08, 2008, 02:18:38 AM »
Wish granted; logic implodes

I wish my iPod would work.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #614 on: August 08, 2008, 12:08:39 PM »
Your Ipod works remarkably well as a hydrogen bomb next time you turn it on. 

I wish for wisdom and discretion. 

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #615 on: August 08, 2008, 07:29:59 PM »
Your Ipod works remarkably well as a hydrogen bomb next time you turn it on. 

I wish for wisdom and discretion. 

Granted!  The test of your new-found wisdom lies discreetly within this spoiler...
[spoiler]Let the test begin![/spoiler]

I wish to acquire a working xbox 360 for $100 or less.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #616 on: August 08, 2008, 09:25:34 PM »
Wish granted; you steal it and are shot to death by the police. Next time you should think twice about stealing from a orphanage.

I wish that "The Dark Knight" was better.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #617 on: August 08, 2008, 09:29:50 PM »
Wish granted; you steal it and are shot to death by the police. Next time you should think twice about stealing from a orphanage.

I wish that "The Dark Knight" was better.

wish granted: It was better.  But in the *poof*

I really DO wish to buy an xbox under $100, but this is the last time I'll bring it up.  :)
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #618 on: August 09, 2008, 12:51:42 AM »
Wish granted, you get a second-hand one for $50. Turns out, however, its former possessor was a pyromaniac and rigged it to burst into flame after half an hour of play.

I wish to be resurrected, but still retain my Manipulate Form ability.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #619 on: August 09, 2008, 01:03:41 AM »
Wish granted; however, you realize that your whole life has been a LARP

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