Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148201 times)

emissary666 · « **Reply #500 on:** July 27, 2008, 01:00:56 PM »

Wish granted; the definition of "convoluted" is changed to mean simple

I wish for a piece of cooked salmon will appear on the nearest surface to me on a plate. The salmon will not cause any harm to me by eating or cause physical, mental, or financial harm to anyone but the specific salmon killed and cooked for the purposes of me eating it. It will also be delicious.

Ieniemienie · « **Reply #501 on:** July 27, 2008, 05:53:22 PM »

Wish granted! only thr epiece of coooked salmon is so small, you will only enjoy it for 0.00001 seconds befor al flavor is gone. too bad.. I ate the rest of the salmon and it was delicious

I wish this thread to continue into eternity

Chemus · « **Reply #502 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:35:47 AM »

Wish Granted! However someone from the picture counting thread hijacks it as a prime number picture counting thread.

I wish that I had enough resources to buy all the tea in northern India.

Ieniemienie · « **Reply #503 on:** July 28, 2008, 08:21:15 AM »

Wish granted! too bad the resources are virtual....

I wish for Chemus not to make my wishes go bad

emissary666 · « **Reply #504 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:44:35 AM »

Wish granted; I will now make your wishes go bad

I wish that my dog ruled Finland

Sirperry · « **Reply #505 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:42:57 PM »

Wish granted !

By royal decree, all public restrooms in Finland are replaced with fire hydrants. The people hold a bloody rebellion (bad news for you and your dog) and replace the monarchy with a limited democratic republic.

I wish that people with a double digit IQ were not allowed to vote.

Agita · « **Reply #506 on:** July 28, 2008, 04:37:42 PM »

Wish granted. Unfortunately, that doesn't leave enough peoplefor any major election to be valid, and the planet succumbs into anarchy.

I wish to have a four-digit IQ.

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #507 on:** July 28, 2008, 06:03:56 PM »

Wish Granted! Your IQ manifests in the form of a hand missing its thumb, which totally sucks since that makes it mostly non-functional (before it bleeds out and dies, leaving you comatose indefinitely, that is).

I wish motorcycle insurance wasn't expensive.

Agita · « **Reply #508 on:** July 28, 2008, 08:08:47 PM »

Wish granted. From now on, motorcycle insurance is free. However, the insurance company soon goes broke and is thus unable to pay when you finally have an accident. On an unrelated note, you hit your head in the accident and fall into a coma.

I wish to be a Mind Flayer.

emissary666 · « **Reply #509 on:** July 28, 2008, 08:43:24 PM »

Wish granted; you are suddenly killed by a wandering group of epic adventures looking for XP

I wish for pancakes and syrup to rain upon the city of New York, New York

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #510 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:22:06 PM »

Wish Granted! Paul decided to visit New York that day, unfortunately. Struck by a pancake, he fell into a coma.

I wish for butter with my pancakes.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #511 on:** July 29, 2008, 04:42:43 AM »

Wish granted. You get butter for your pancakes. Butter churned from human breastmilk. Eat up.

I wish I could figure out what food (or substance) is making me sick so that I could just stop eating it!

Chemus · « **Reply #512 on:** July 29, 2008, 04:50:50 AM »

Wish Granted! You appear to be developing a mild allergy to water, in almost any form. While non-life-threatening, it will make it very uncomfortable for you for the next 30 years until the scientists come up with a water substitute for you.

I wish that I weren't just so damn good!

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #513 on:** July 29, 2008, 05:18:02 AM »

Wish Granted. You aren't.

I wish I things tasted blue.

emissary666 · « **Reply #514 on:** July 29, 2008, 09:46:27 AM »

Wish granted; all "I Things" now taste blue.

I wish to taste color

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #515 on:** July 29, 2008, 03:52:21 PM »

Wish granted! *hands you a small box of food coloring*

I wish my camera's battery charger was working properly.

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #516 on:** July 29, 2008, 05:31:46 PM »

Quote from: emissary666 on July 29, 2008, 09:46:27 AM

Wish granted; all "I Things" now taste blue.

Haha, fool! Now IPods and IPhones and Iraq... wait, no, not Iraq, taste blue!

Wish Granted! It works properly, but your batteries repeatedly disappear at Random times... mostly likely as a result of Ninjas.

I wish I was one of the Random Ninjas.

fil kearney · « **Reply #517 on:** July 29, 2008, 06:05:48 PM »

Quote from: Nox_Noctis on July 29, 2008, 05:31:46 PM

I wish I was one of the Random Ninjas.

Granted. You are a ninja.... eh, sometimes. Your ninja powers come and go randomly... you are welcome to try them at any time. They'll either work or they won't.

Good luck with that.

I wish to have a tasty chocolate shake in the next 12 hours.

Agita · « **Reply #518 on:** July 29, 2008, 06:36:35 PM »

Wish granted. In 11 hours and 59 minutes, you will die, go to hell, and be treated to a free (tasty) chocolate shake before being tormented for all of eternity.

I wish for the world's best graphics card plus driver for my computer.

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #519 on:** July 29, 2008, 07:42:21 PM »

Wish Granted! In addition to being the best, it's also the most explosive, destroying your computer, home, and the entire country of Austria (and parts of surrounding countries) in a radioactive blast.

I wish my ninja powers worked more often.

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