Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148200 times)

Chemus · « **Reply #440 on:** July 12, 2008, 10:09:31 PM »

Wish Granted! However, it comes with a lolcat attachment.

I wish I had a sense of humor.

emissary666 · « **Reply #441 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:54:08 AM »

wish granted; you now have a horribly bad sense of humor, your friends family and co-workers hate you for it

I wish that this wish is granted

Sirperry · « **Reply #442 on:** July 13, 2008, 03:37:44 AM »

I protest ! He already had a horrid sense of humor.

Oh well, while I'm here . . . Wish Granted !

I wish I could find Callahan's Place.

AndyJames · « **Reply #443 on:** July 13, 2008, 05:15:12 AM »

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the granter doesn't know where Callahan's Place is and so sent you to the USS Callaghan, where you are arrested for spying...

I wish Sirperry would change his avatar

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #444 on:** July 13, 2008, 05:19:41 AM »

Wish Granted! He would if he were held at gunpoint. But, as he is not, he does not.

I wish to explode in a fiery burst of unending doom and destruction and rage and the power of a thousand suns. >_>

Agita · « **Reply #445 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:03:03 AM »

Wish granted. A few minutes before, however, you were cursed so you can only ever die of old age. At least now you know how it is to be in a thousand places at once. Literally.

I wish for a pop culture reference.

emissary666 · « **Reply #446 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:05:38 AM »

Wish granted; Jason kills you.

I wish that I was granted two wishes

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #447 on:** July 14, 2008, 01:20:16 AM »

Wish granted. However, since you didn't specify what was to be done with your second wish, I'll make it for you.

I wish emissary666 had a pony.

AndyJames · « **Reply #448 on:** July 14, 2008, 01:23:40 AM »

Em666 gets a pony. No strings attached. It is the first wish in this entire thread that worked exactly as intended. Em666 got a pony.

I wish I could see TWS' face when he read the above

emissary666 · « **Reply #449 on:** July 14, 2008, 09:47:02 AM »

Wish granted; you could see TWS' face, but that would require being in the same room at the exact second he read the post, but you missed your chance.

I wish for my Gleemax account to work (I have unfinished PbPs on there)

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #450 on:** July 14, 2008, 11:59:23 AM »

Wish Granted! It works as long as you are more than six-hundred feet but less than 1,000 feet away from it and on an overlapping reality with three more dimensions than the square root of the number of hermaphrodites you know (not the number you know that you know

).

I wish to shred with my mighty ax.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #451 on:** July 14, 2008, 04:14:06 PM »

Wish granted, your Dwarven Battle-Axe can none be used to slice opponents into tiny shreds.

I wish I had some sort of self-centered Wi-Fi field.

Dan2 · « **Reply #452 on:** July 14, 2008, 04:37:56 PM »

Wish granted! You have a field of Fidelity surrounding you that does not require wires.
You are quickly determined to a good, but really boring guy.

I wish more people played Septerra Core.

emissary666 · « **Reply #453 on:** July 14, 2008, 07:47:36 PM »

Wish granted; they all hate it though and decide to kill you for forcing them to play it

I wish to be better at Unreal Tournament 3

SixthDeclension · « **Reply #454 on:** July 14, 2008, 07:50:49 PM »

Wish Granted! You spend the next 4 years in front of the Tv getting better and better. Unfortunately, by that time, no one wants to play it anymore...and you cant move since you've been there so long.

I wish that Dungeon Master for Dummies wasnt such an amazing book.

emissary666 · « **Reply #455 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:36:02 AM »

Wish Granted; It already sucks

I wish that there was a book that made making campaign worlds easier

lotofsnow · « **Reply #456 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:45:15 AM »

Your wish is granted:
The book you want is written
In an unknown script.

I wish my musings
Would lean toward pentameter
Rather than haiku.

emissary666 · « **Reply #457 on:** July 15, 2008, 09:47:52 AM »

Wish Granted; the word pentameter is changed to mean haiku

I wish that Metal Gear Solid 4 came out on the Xbox 360

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #458 on:** July 16, 2008, 06:48:38 AM »

Wish granted. Metal Gear Solid 4 comes out for the Xbox 360 the same day you go bankrupt and your Xbox 360 breaks.

I wish aftercrescent would come here and play Magic with me so I could test out my decks.

Callix · « **Reply #459 on:** July 16, 2008, 06:58:28 AM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on July 16, 2008, 06:48:38 AM

Wish granted. Metal Gear Solid 4 comes out for the Xbox 360 the same day you go bankrupt and your Xbox 360 breaks.

I wish aftercrescent would come here and play Magic with me so I could test out my decks.

Aftercrescent arrives. Unfortunately, the only deck he brought with him was ChannelBall.

Magic players get this.

I wish I could travel backwards in time.

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