Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148205 times)

Chemus · « **Reply #380 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:41:42 PM »

Wish Granted! The wish desires to not have been wished. It smacks you, quite hard, for wishing it. You have a hand shaped dent in your skull now.

I wish that I had skill with the sword.

Sirperry · « **Reply #381 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:58:52 PM »

Wish Granted ! You are now the most proficient swordsman in the state . . . but only with those little plastic swords that are served in mixed drinks with fruit on them.

I wish Firefly was brought back to TV.

emissary666 · « **Reply #382 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:42:18 PM »

Wish granted! Unfortunately, all TVs are destroyed and it is impossible to make new ones. The transmission of Firefly is still going on though.

I wish for a wish that will not be granted until it is wished granted by the granter

Straw_Man · « **Reply #383 on:** July 03, 2008, 05:23:10 PM »

Wish gra ... there's a paradox. Your wish was granted/not granted simultaneously and there's an awful bother. Your hung by your liver and lights till the Auditors figure out what to do with you.

I wish I was an eternally joyfull elephant.

Chemus · « **Reply #384 on:** July 03, 2008, 05:41:33 PM »

Wish granted! ~~The elephant sits on your face and is~~ You become a white elephant and are given to a lord of Thailand by the King. For the rest of your life you're given fruit and hay, paraded on alternate seasons. Although you are a captive now, you remain, astonishingly, very happy.

I wish for a screwdriver.

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emissary666 · « **Reply #385 on:** July 03, 2008, 05:43:17 PM »

Wish granted; you get a drink with a dirty hand-tool in it, contract disease if you dare

I wish that for a wish to be granted in a way that negatively effects the granter and not the wisher

Prime32 · « **Reply #386 on:** July 03, 2008, 06:23:56 PM »

Quote from: emissary666 on July 03, 2008, 05:43:17 PM

I wish that for a wish to be granted in a way that negatively effects the granter and not the wisher

I wish to be the wisher of that wish, and emissary the granter.

Straw_Man · « **Reply #387 on:** July 03, 2008, 06:32:49 PM »

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Quote from: Chemus on July 03, 2008, 05:41:33 PM

Wish granted! The elephant sits on your face and is very happy.

I wish for a screwdriver.

Was not for. Wished I was, not for an elephant

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emissary666 · « **Reply #388 on:** July 03, 2008, 11:00:52 PM »

Quote from: Prime32 on July 03, 2008, 06:23:56 PM

Quote from: emissary666 on July 03, 2008, 05:43:17 PM
I wish that for a wish to be granted in a way that negatively effects the granter and not the wisher
I wish to be the wisher of that wish, and emissary the granter.

You have to grant the wish before you can wish.

Kai · « **Reply #389 on:** July 04, 2008, 12:33:07 AM »

...let's get this ball rolling again...

Quote from: emissary666 on July 03, 2008, 05:43:17 PM

I wish that for a wish to be granted in a way that negatively effects the granter and not the wisher

Wish granted! I only won $2k in the lottery instead of the $2 million...bummer. Completely unrelated is the fact that all your clothes have acquired the ability to become invisible, and they do so randomly and often at inopportune moments.

I wish my 4th Edition DnD gift set had arrived when it was originally scheduled.

Risada · « **Reply #390 on:** July 04, 2008, 12:58:13 AM »

Wish granted! They arrived in the right day, but they seem to have been munched by a troll....

I wish to learn how to do a Hadouken

emissary666 · « **Reply #391 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:49:15 AM »

Wish granted; Capcom wins a copyright suit against you and takes all of your money, the rights to your organs, your freedom, your soul, your free will, your girlfriend, your family, your dog, your cat, your fish, your bird, your food, your house, your cake, all your worldly possessions, your faith, your happiness, your cake, your cookies, your internet connection, and your hadouken

I wish that the granter of this wish will die and nothing detrimental shall happen to me

Kai · « **Reply #392 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:14:02 AM »

Okay...Moderator speaking now.

This is a game and is meant to be fun. These wishes that keep coming up that try to circumvent the spirit of the game, i.e. adding provisions that nothing bad happen, or that the wish doesn't get twisted, or that something bad happens to the grantor...stop making them. I don't know that it falls under the category of 'douchebagery', but could very possibly be considered 'asshatery'.

And now back to the game...

Meg · « **Reply #393 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:20:58 AM »

Quote from: Kai on July 04, 2008, 02:14:02 AM

Okay...Moderator speaking now.

This is a game and is meant to be fun. These wishes that keep coming up that try to circumvent the spirit of the game, i.e. adding provisions that nothing bad happen, or that the wish doesn't get twisted, or that something bad happens to the grantor...stop making them. I don't know that it falls under the category of 'douchebagery', but could very possibly be considered 'asshatery'.

And now back to the game...

I think asshatery is just a small step from douchebaggery.

I'd listen to Kai if I were you.

Chemus · « **Reply #394 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:22:36 AM »

Wish Granted...urk! *a ray of coruscating negative energy drains Chemus' last level, and he raises a day later as a wight* Well damn! Now, who should I repay for my predicament...?

I wish I were pretty.

emissary666 · « **Reply #395 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:29:57 AM »

Congradulations, you are now pretty to pigs

I wish for decent social skills

lotofsnow · « **Reply #396 on:** July 04, 2008, 11:53:14 AM »

Wish granted! The elite of the pigs find you "absolutely darling" in social situations.

I wish the hockey season started today.

SixthDeclension · « **Reply #397 on:** July 04, 2008, 11:57:01 AM »

Wish Granted! You skip ahead in time to the first day of hockey season. But you dont know what you missed by skipping ahead.

I wish my mountain dew can would keep refilling itself every time I finished it.

Chemus · « **Reply #398 on:** July 04, 2008, 07:32:52 PM »

Wish granted! It keeps refilling, but you're pretty sure Mountain Dew isn't supposed to be salty...

I wish that, while still a Wight, I were able to take advantage of the abilities I had in life.

emissary666 · « **Reply #399 on:** July 04, 2008, 09:37:07 PM »

Wish granted; but you disappear as reality realizes that Wights don't exsist

I wish that I was dead

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Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148205 times)