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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #300 on: May 25, 2010, 07:06:56 AM »
So, why exactly did you barricade yourselves in?

"Hrrr.... I... don' remember. I really don't remember... maybe I hit my head?" Ghiktibur starts looking for some wound on his head.
The woman standing by the side of the chair Ghik was sitting on leans closer.
"This smells fishy. Where were you on the night of the 25th?"
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[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #301 on: May 25, 2010, 09:20:53 AM »
Having taken a while examining the dead body while the others were making jokes about dwarven suppositories, Matsuko offers, "The dead man in question is the director of this facility. He's not a member of the previous team." She continues to examine him for signs of any other wounds.

"Amnesia aside, the dragonborn's story mostly checks out. There WAS someone like him in the team."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #302 on: May 25, 2010, 12:29:45 PM »
"Ok... so even if he did come on the other team... why is he standing over the dead body of the director? And why does he have "amnesia"? We don't know if he killed the director, found him already dead, or got knocked out while defending him...

You have to admit that this looks pretty suspicious, right?"
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #303 on: May 25, 2010, 12:32:45 PM »
"Is that a trick question?"

"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down!"

The Legend RPG, which I worked on and encourage you to read.

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #304 on: May 25, 2010, 12:41:36 PM »
"I think in your case, the answer is yes."
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #305 on: May 25, 2010, 12:59:30 PM »
"Then let me answer your question with a question: How did he get knocked out if he killed the only other person in the room?"

"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down!"

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #306 on: May 25, 2010, 01:09:43 PM »
"That... is a good question. And given that Matsuko recognizes him as being on the other team, even if he did kill him, he was probably mind-controlled or possessed. That could explain his amnesia..."
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #307 on: May 25, 2010, 01:35:43 PM »
"I'm not sure your mind control theory holds." Matsuko advises. "His arm seems to be the only place in his entire body that has been wounded... and it's festering. Even assuming our dragonborn friend hasn't brushed his teeth in months, it looks like the director died of some sort of infection, and not blood loss. Which means something or someone else bit him."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #308 on: May 25, 2010, 01:40:55 PM »
"Infection fever might have damaged the brain enough to trigger amnesia," Fistbeard suggests.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2010, 01:42:49 PM by Solo »

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #309 on: May 25, 2010, 01:46:39 PM »
"An infection? Who dies from that? I mean yeah... back when I was a hatchling, peasants died from infections, but today? And why would he sit in here till he died, rather than getting it treated?

Unless it's some kind of especially potent magical infection... which sounds bad...



And an amnesia-causing infection sounds even worse..."


[spoiler]Taking 10 would give me Knowledge: Arcana 21, Religion 23, and Planes 19, to see if Kyx knows of some kind of magical infection that might act like this. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #310 on: May 25, 2010, 01:56:05 PM »
Paul nods approvingly at the Orc. "C'est manufique! What nice wings you have! ...Pity zey have no feathers, non?"

Listening to Kyx's theories, he says, "Maybe ze cause is something he ate? I will have ze look-see."

[spoiler]Profession(cook) to identify ingested poison. (1d20+14=17)
With that roll, probably not.[/spoiler]
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #311 on: May 25, 2010, 02:30:11 PM »
"Hmm, can anyone tell how long the Director's been dead? I'm no doctor, but I'd think he'd be a lot worse off if it had been before or around the same time as the last team's arrival. Figuring that out might give us an idea of how long our friend here's had his amnesia, and when this place was attacked."

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #312 on: May 25, 2010, 02:40:54 PM »
@Phaedrus

[spoiler]It occurs to you that the zombiefication process begins with an infection.  :D [/spoiler]
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #313 on: May 25, 2010, 02:53:40 PM »
[spoiler]Missed the part about the injury. Infection makes more sense now.[/spoiler]

"I am afraid I am not familiar with ze infected people. I know more about ze infested people."
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #314 on: May 25, 2010, 03:39:10 PM »
"I say we head back to the entrance and throw him through the antimagic screen. I want to know why the security systems spotted us coming in but not smurf here."
« Last Edit: May 25, 2010, 03:40:57 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #315 on: May 25, 2010, 03:54:30 PM »
"What are you smoking? He was the whole reason we checked this room, remember?" Matsuko points out.

[spoiler]The security system at the entrance did point out that he was in here.[/spoiler]
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #316 on: May 25, 2010, 04:29:13 PM »
"What are you smoking? He was the whole reason we checked this room, remember?" Matsuko points out.

[spoiler]The security system at the entrance did point out that he was in here.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I thought you said only the director was in there. ???[/spoiler]
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #317 on: May 25, 2010, 04:53:01 PM »
"What are you smoking? He was the whole reason we checked this room, remember?" Matsuko points out.

[spoiler]The security system at the entrance did point out that he was in here.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I thought you said only the director was in there. ???[/spoiler]
[spoiler]It said someone was in the director's office, IIRC, and that it wasn't the director. The director, being a corpse, wouldn't be logged as a person, I guess. :P[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #318 on: May 25, 2010, 04:58:52 PM »
"Zere is no reason to stay here, non? We should continue our search. Zere may be more survivors in ze other buildings." says the guy who looks like crab, (but) talks like people.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #319 on: May 25, 2010, 05:03:48 PM »
After remaining uncharacteristically quiet for a few moments, Kyx says "You know... I think some forms of zombism can be spread through bites and infection..."
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]