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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #260 on: May 13, 2010, 01:29:48 AM »
"Well, let's see if it blocks possession." Kyx says.

[spoiler]He tries to possess Talon, Will DC 19 if you want to resist.[/spoiler]
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #261 on: May 13, 2010, 02:41:35 AM »
Talon's threat detection systems kick online. He and Kyx hear the suit say, "Warning! Foreign presence detected! Initiating Anti-Usurpation Sequences..."

[spoiler]Will Save: 1d20(17)+10=27

I'm partly doing it to maintain character, and partly because Talon's not really a melee guy and might not be your best bet anyway. :)

I suppose you could always just keep trying. :P[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #262 on: May 13, 2010, 11:45:03 AM »
I suppose you could always just keep trying. :P[/spoiler]
I'm not sure I could, actually. The Magic Jar spell says:
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Failure to take over the host leaves your life force in the magic jar, and the target automatically succeeds on further saving throws if you attempt to possess its body again.
[/spoiler]"Well... I guess that answers that question. It certainly seems like an advanced unit.

I could always just go in with this suit on. I'd like to have someone else as a fallback, in case it gets destroyed, though. So mind if I possess you temporarily, Sabot? Then if my suit gets destroyed, I will automatically go back into you, instead of... well..."
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #263 on: May 13, 2010, 03:39:06 PM »
You could try, but I'm not entirely certain how likely it is that you'll succeed.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #264 on: May 13, 2010, 04:00:08 PM »
"Well... if you don't resist it would certainly make it easier..."
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #265 on: May 16, 2010, 12:22:19 AM »
Not getting a reply, Kyx decides to just try possessing Sabot and see what happens.

[spoiler]It's time to take Leadership or something... Or retcon trading out the familiar, if you're ok with that Kuro.[/spoiler]
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #266 on: May 16, 2010, 02:50:55 AM »
Sabot doesn't resist, but
[spoiler]nothing happens.[/spoiler]

Screw it, let's do this.  Leeeroy jeeenkins!

Sabot fires off his dimension door, bringing the agreed upon two others.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #267 on: May 16, 2010, 02:39:41 PM »
Not getting a reply, Kyx decides to just try possessing Sabot and see what happens.

[spoiler]It's time to take Leadership or something... Or retcon trading out the familiar, if you're ok with that Kuro.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]What'd you trade it out for? I wouldn't mind, as long as it happened after you're finished with Douglas Farm. Have you considered using Planar Binding again or something? [/spoiler]
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #268 on: May 18, 2010, 04:52:31 PM »
Sabot doesn't resist, but
[spoiler]nothing happens.[/spoiler]

Screw it, let's do this.  Leeeroy jeeenkins!

Sabot fires off his dimension door, bringing the agreed upon two others.
[spoiler]You can bring Kyx too, if you weren't including him.

And how is Sabot immune to Magic Jar, if you don't mind me asking? Is he a half-raven? :P[/spoiler]
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #269 on: May 18, 2010, 06:19:36 PM »
And once inside...

[spoiler]There's a huge rock and it's staring at you!

Kidding.

The place looks like a major mess. Mostly from the hastily assembled barricade. Inside, you see what looks like a blue-skinned orc and a man in a scientist labcoat over a suit. This guy is balding, and he seems to have a vicious-looking wound on his right arm. They're both unconscious, though the orc is leaning against the wall while the balding man is face-first on the floor.[/spoiler]
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Final Fantasy 7
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #270 on: May 18, 2010, 09:24:16 PM »
Talon asks the Away Team, "So... what do you guys see in there? What's going on?"

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #271 on: May 18, 2010, 10:39:53 PM »
"The fact that I don't hear screaming is both a disappointment and a relief. Who set up the damn barricade, and how long to get it down?" He is rather relaxed sounding, probably a nice aspect from having been a paladin soldier. He's just looking down the hallway calmly, hand next to his pistol, keeping one ear open for his surroundings.

[spoiler]Eh, listen check, for the hell of it: 12
Meeeh![/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #272 on: May 19, 2010, 02:19:26 AM »
Two guys here, some sort of blue orc and a scientist with an injury.  We'll start taking down the barricade before we revive them; would be best to make sure we aren't helping an enemy up.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #273 on: May 19, 2010, 07:49:08 AM »
(What check is it to break down the barricade?)

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #274 on: May 19, 2010, 11:20:27 AM »
(What check is it to break down the barricade?)
[spoiler]Eren can have up to 30 Str if necessary.[/spoiler]
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #275 on: May 19, 2010, 11:24:24 AM »
(What check is it to break down the barricade?)

It's a STR check.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #276 on: May 19, 2010, 11:34:31 AM »
"Hey Ehren, shall we get this thing down?"

Since Ehren has higher STR, Fistbeard will just assist. (If we can take 10, we won't even have to roll for this one)

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #277 on: May 23, 2010, 07:33:30 PM »
With enough people and enough strength, it's not that difficult to move the barricade out of the way. Apparently, whoever had the idea of setting this up meant to hold back considerably weaker opponents than seasoned adventurers.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #278 on: May 23, 2010, 08:36:11 PM »
"Well," says Eren, as she enters with a grin, "are we going to interrogate these gentlemen?"

Eren extends her hand and a fleshy mass starts to grow out from it, changing colour and shape until it becomes a pair of chairs.

"Sit them down, if they get violent I'll restrain them." She winks.
[spoiler]Dismissing Alternate Form, using Mimic Shape and hat of disguise to keep one part of Eren's body in humanoid appearance.[/spoiler]
« Last Edit: May 23, 2010, 08:38:07 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #279 on: May 23, 2010, 09:49:23 PM »
They look too unconscious to interrogate.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!