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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2010, 07:46:09 PM »
"At ze farm, box thing. I am known as Paul. Ze great Iron Chef Paul Trey." the chef introduces himself.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2010, 07:47:11 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on April 23, 2010, 07:44:53 PM
"Well this is new. I think this is the first time the folks down at inventory have tossed in a mimic to go with everything. Gotta say, though, you look like a horrible fashion accessory." Matsuko offers with a slight hint of surprise.
The dragon rises up and puts its claws on its hips with a pouting expression.

"What's it to you, lady? I don't know how I ended up in your inventory, I just went to sleep and woke up here."
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Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2010, 07:47:18 PM »
Talon cocks his head to the side in puzzlement. "Ok, I'm not even going to begin trying to figure out what's going on with you people. We should be on our way now, right?"
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2010, 07:49:08 PM »
"Farm? What are you guys doing?" The dragon looks puzzled. "And I'm not a box thing, I'm Eren!"
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2010, 07:54:40 PM »
(Le gasp!) "Ze box is a girl? Still, she is not my kind of chick."
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2010, 08:00:28 PM »
Quote from: Prime32 on April 23, 2010, 07:49:08 PM
"Farm? What are you guys doing?" The dragon looks puzzled. "And I'm not a box thing, I'm Eren!"
"What's an Eren?"
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2010, 08:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Solo on April 23, 2010, 08:00:28 PM
Quote from: Prime32 on April 23, 2010, 07:49:08 PM
"Farm? What are you guys doing?" The dragon looks puzzled. "And I'm not a box thing, I'm Eren!"
"What's an Eren?"
"About five pounds"
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2010, 08:13:51 PM »
Taking in the dwarf before it, the dragon raises an eyebrow. Real dragons don't have eyebrows, but she doesn't particularly seem to care.
"How much have you guys had to drink? That's my name."

Paul receives an image in his mind of a dragon sticking out its tongue at him.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2010, 08:14:54 PM »
"Hey, an Elan's a creature as well as a name, isn't it?"

Fistbeard drains a flask of whiskey, tosses it in his backpack, and pulls another out of his vest.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2010, 08:20:10 PM »
"The lack of feathers has already proven as much, Paul." Matsuko points out. "My best guess would be, someone mistook you for a magic item. You do have a rather peculiar air about you." A small visor flashes for a few seconds in front of her face. "And you look like you're carrying your own share of magic items too."
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2010, 08:23:36 PM »
A tendril extends from the chest bearing a bronze loop, and the dragon glances at it. "I've picked up a few things. But come on, what are you guys up to? You said this was a farm, but you don't exactly look like farmers."
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2010, 08:30:12 PM »
"I make my own whiskey, does that count?"
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2010, 08:32:49 PM »
"You are correct. I, for one, do not need a farm" Paul says.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2010, 08:38:31 PM »
Talon speaks up. "There seems to be some trouble brewing here, and we've been sent to check things out. And, I imagine, deal with any problems we come across."
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2010, 08:38:59 PM »
"I would certainly hope not; this outfit was expensive."
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2010, 08:47:34 PM »
"Sounds like fun! Can I come along?"
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Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2010, 08:49:24 PM »
"Yeah, sure. It's our fault you're here in the first place anyway." Matsuko offered with a shrug. She didn't seem at all worried about "Eren"'s curiosity, disposition or anything of the like.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2010, 08:50:12 PM »
"Sounds good. Now I can make us all boxed lunches." Paul says.
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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2010, 08:53:59 PM »
Eren does not seem to realise the implications of what Paul just said.

The chest ripples and distorts, growing upwards into the shape of a female human with blue hair. And quite a, um, chest.
[spoiler]Alternate Form: varag, + Mimic Shape and disguise self[/spoiler]
"Right, shall we get going?" she asks.

"...but first," she points in the direction of Kyx. "The invisible guy's with you, right?"
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Chapter 2: Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2010, 08:55:41 PM »
"You know," Fistbeard comments, "Among female humans, it is the custom to wear clothing, such as tight fitting pants made out of denim and shirts that show an improbable amount of cleavage."
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