Help me find my wagon, please.

[Morokael]

A lot of great (and hilarious) ideas.

I have to say, having the wagon being a semi-aware construct is building on me...

[Straw_Man]

A lot of great (and hilarious) ideas.

I have to say, having the wagon being a semi-aware construct is building on me...

May we ask what  level you are and if you have a Wiz. or Arfc. in the party. If you want it, we can build it.

[emissary666]

Explosive ruins would work nicely. Even better would be to have a large vat of alchemists fire with a dove perched upon a lever that will open the vat when released. Have a monk using quivering palm on the dove. When you find the wagon is gone, have the monk kill the dove. Follow the smoke and you will find whatever is left of your wagon.

[mace_of_sauron]

Hmm, I wonder if you could airwalk it, help it get into the dungeon. Regretably I don't think Shrink Item works that way ... maybe ... holy mother of God ... hows this sound guys?

Warforged, enlarged, alter self'd into a wagon. A frigging Transformer! Maybe not the most practical though, and there no WBL to indicate where we should stop the Opt. I mean, Summon Monster Scroll & UMD or full caster - ask a Djinna Wish to have your wagon unstealable.

Brilliant +1 . I'm defenately going to need to base a campaign on this

on topic:
Couldn't you just hide the wagon. Most dungeon entrances are pretty remote, you could move it into the woods and put branches over it. The DM would have to be really mean to have an NPC stumble on it if it was well hidden. there are also many illusion spells that you could use to better hide it. Push the cart against a natural rock face then make an illusionary continuation of the wall down over the cart. It might look wierd but unless the NPC climbed on it or something it would look like a bulge in the rock.

[JaronK]

Well, if you've got Necromancers available, try using Haunt Shift.  Just haunt shift a porpoise skeleton into the wagon with orders to, if it hasn't seen you for three days, drive back to the last place it saw you at top speed.  That way, if it gets stolen, it will seem normal until it's been too long, and then suddenly race off with a base speed of 80'.  Yehaw.  Also you can order it around that way, again at very high speeds.

JaronK