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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #560 on: November 02, 2010, 11:57:48 PM »
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #562 on: November 03, 2010, 12:07:18 AM »
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2748592/ the unicorn hits with it's horn for 15 points
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2748595/ it also hits easily with both hooves
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2748596/ for another 11 points (all attacks go thru DR).

only the horn is considered magic, so that's a total of 16 damage to 68 hp. Construct is 52/68 hp.

Read the text under Celestial (in this case Fiendish) Charger.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #563 on: November 03, 2010, 12:15:56 AM »
ROUND 2! REPUDIATE!

Sir Shadow 26
Thogs Friend 25 http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2749709/
21 RobbyPants, Thog http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2749707/ unfuckingbelieveable
20 Solara
19 VennDygrem
16 Konner, Ruam, Unicorn, Squirrel http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2749706/
14 Nanshork
13 Radmelon
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #564 on: November 03, 2010, 09:23:44 AM »
Initiative (1d20+3=16)
Seems fitting that I show up next round or something though, considering that I'm walking and all
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #565 on: November 03, 2010, 09:32:57 AM »
[spoiler]How many of them are there?  I'm still waiting for Thog's Friend, right?  How far away am I?[/spoiler]
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
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Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #566 on: November 03, 2010, 10:59:18 AM »
1d20+7=26
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #567 on: November 03, 2010, 01:53:52 PM »
1d20+2=20

Fricking papers. Had two due in two days this week. I think the profs are trying to force us to quit, or possibly go insane. I'll try and be here more often, but no guarantees. As I said, they seem to be purposefully placing assignments as close together as possible - and they all have each other's syllabi, etc, so this SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #568 on: November 03, 2010, 04:23:27 PM »
RObby

[spoiler]I was waiting for everyone to post their initiative,  Let me do a phone interview and Ill be right back[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #569 on: November 03, 2010, 08:05:10 PM »
Okay, Sir Shadow, are ou bolting out into the forest to see whats up?

Thogs Friend, Thog, Robby Pants, and Alcy have already agreed to head out, but I need to know the action of those in the initiative order ahead of them.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #570 on: November 03, 2010, 09:07:54 PM »
Yep he's running as fast says can,  which is still only 30 ft.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #571 on: November 03, 2010, 09:12:17 PM »
Solara, are you heading out too?


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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #572 on: November 04, 2010, 05:00:10 AM »
Never mind that last question I've quietly one blind...

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #573 on: November 04, 2010, 12:05:12 PM »
I keep a walking pace unless people are screaming for help, might take me a while to get there
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #574 on: November 04, 2010, 01:54:21 PM »
I move as close as i can
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #575 on: November 04, 2010, 03:58:41 PM »
All of you who ran manage to burst into a clearing and find the following, and may react in round 3, unless you have range:

[spoiler]A large very rampantly male unicorn solid black in color is beating the shit out of some horrifying abomination from space/time (jojo need description of the critter you summoned).  Jojo looks on, so you assume he summoned the aforementioned abomination and is controlling it, and in the background nearby is a female werewolf chained to stone pillars in a vulnerable position who appears to be absolutely furious.  And I mean absolutely.  She looks kinda scary.  You have the feeling Jojo has interrupted something.[/spoiler]

Anyone doing ranged stuff?

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #576 on: November 04, 2010, 04:27:24 PM »
Anyone doing ranged stuff?
How far is "ranged"?  Mustave can throw stuff up to 30 feet away effectively.

"Hey Ceusharath!  Are we taking this guy out?"

If I can get within 30 feet of the unicorn and Ceusharath gives the okay, I'll chuck an acid flask at him:

[spoiler]Ranged touch attack; acid flask Sneak Attack (1d20+9=24, 4d6=16)

Note: there will be a -2 penalty to that attack roll if he's more than 10 feet out and a -4 penalty if he's more than 20 feet out.[/spoiler]
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #577 on: November 04, 2010, 06:59:29 PM »
can i hit him with searing light?
[spoiler] if so fuck ya
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http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2752349/[/spoiler]
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #578 on: November 04, 2010, 09:11:16 PM »
How long til bartholomoew's in 100 feet of it?

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #579 on: November 04, 2010, 09:25:17 PM »
After taking a quick moment to take in the absolutely bizzare situation he's confronted with, Teo calls to Bill.
"Hey! Bill! Get your druidic butt over here, there's shit going down!"