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Quote from: bhu on October 27, 2011, 09:34:13 PMQuote from: Nanshork on October 27, 2011, 07:00:39 PMKintal hunts for hidden spots!search rolls[spoiler]Search: 22Natural 20![/spoiler]
Quote from: Nanshork on October 27, 2011, 07:00:39 PMKintal hunts for hidden spots!search rolls
Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
Quote from: Nanshork on October 28, 2011, 12:13:38 AMQuote from: bhu on October 27, 2011, 09:34:13 PMQuote from: Nanshork on October 27, 2011, 07:00:39 PMKintal hunts for hidden spots!search rolls[spoiler]Search: 22Natural 20![/spoiler][spoiler]There are indeed hidden passages, which comes as no surprise being as it's a brothel. They are FULL of dust and spiders. [/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on October 28, 2011, 01:15:36 AMQuote from: Nanshork on October 28, 2011, 12:13:38 AMQuote from: bhu on October 27, 2011, 09:34:13 PMQuote from: Nanshork on October 27, 2011, 07:00:39 PMKintal hunts for hidden spots!search rolls[spoiler]Search: 22Natural 20![/spoiler][spoiler]There are indeed hidden passages, which comes as no surprise being as it's a brothel. They are FULL of dust and spiders. [/spoiler][spoiler]Kintal pokes around in search of something interesting.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Nanshork on October 28, 2011, 03:56:20 AMQuote from: bhu on October 28, 2011, 01:15:36 AMQuote from: Nanshork on October 28, 2011, 12:13:38 AMQuote from: bhu on October 27, 2011, 09:34:13 PMQuote from: Nanshork on October 27, 2011, 07:00:39 PMKintal hunts for hidden spots!search rolls[spoiler]Search: 22Natural 20![/spoiler][spoiler]There are indeed hidden passages, which comes as no surprise being as it's a brothel. They are FULL of dust and spiders. [/spoiler][spoiler]Kintal pokes around in search of something interesting.[/spoiler] [spoiler]The dust is simply awful. You will need a massive bath after this. There's a corridor that can be used to spy on each of the rooms, which suddenly explains why the internal walls seem so thick. There's even a secret room in the basement. Where a spider roughly the same size as you decides to engage you in territorial dispute. It's flashing a warning stance from across the room. Do you wish to leave or engage?[/spoiler]
The Orc pipes up. "Well I'm looking for work as an advneturer now that I'm sugar mommy to the young 'un here."They kiss. Deeply.
The nekkid Orc chick looks about confusedly "So which one of you is in charge?"
the nekkid elf smiles at Mustave "Hey. 'Sup?"
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
nan[spoiler]It be smooshed. U are now covered in dust and spider goo.[/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on October 27, 2011, 06:47:16 PMThe Orc pipes up. "Well I'm looking for work as an advneturer now that I'm sugar mommy to the young 'un here."They kiss. Deeply.Quote from: bhu on October 28, 2011, 06:47:40 AMThe nekkid Orc chick looks about confusedly "So which one of you is in charge?"To the orc: "Well, one of us is sorta the head of Human Resources, so I can direct you to him. I think our group might be full, but I'm not ruling anything out. What kind of stuff do you do?"Mustave leads her to Ceus to see what he has to say, after the orc tells him what it is she does as an adventurer.Quote from: bhu on October 28, 2011, 06:47:40 AMthe nekkid elf smiles at Mustave "Hey. 'Sup?"To the elf: "Not much. You? Do you adventure, too, or is she just lookin out for you?"
Quote from: bhu on October 28, 2011, 06:46:14 AMnan[spoiler]It be smooshed. U are now covered in dust and spider goo.[/spoiler][spoiler]Do I feel that the secrets are fully explored now?[/spoiler]
Elf: "I fuck violent older women. I'm also pretty good at seducing guards regardless of race/gender. I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
Quote from: Nanshork on October 28, 2011, 03:48:43 PMQuote from: bhu on October 28, 2011, 06:46:14 AMnan[spoiler]It be smooshed. U are now covered in dust and spider goo.[/spoiler][spoiler]Do I feel that the secrets are fully explored now?[/spoiler][spoiler]You feel disgusting. It's possible there's still more though.[/spoiler]
Orc: "I make people choke on their own teeth."
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PMIn other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
Kintal makes himself look as pathetic as possible. "I'm all icky, who wants to clean me? Oh, and there are spiders in the walls."
Zach nods to his companion upon entering before turning back to the squirrel. "Alright, so we have spiders. Is this a particularly bad thing? I know better than to assume the biggest problem will be a lack of flies..."
Quote from: bhu on October 28, 2011, 07:49:24 PMOrc: "I make people choke on their own teeth."Sounds good. I expect we will meet many that deserve to choke on their own teeth.Quote from: bhu on October 28, 2011, 07:49:24 PMElf: "I fuck violent older women. I'm also pretty good at seducing guards regardless of race/gender. I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."Far from the usual of the group, but diversity is the key to success.
