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"... I'm just going to go downstairs before I destroy someone' immortal sou-- I mean, catch a cold... yea." Bartholomeow starts heading back to the basement to make sure his Unseen Servants are doing well.
"I'm pretty sure w're full up, ma'am. We're not a brothel by the way... that was the previous owners of the building."
Quote from: Monotremeancer on October 26, 2011, 08:30:35 AMI'll see if there are other creatures outside. It seems we might need them to form a line so we can greet them one at a time. And with this, Bill starts to move towards the door.There's a lot of staring cause of the orc/elf combo pack (and the huge metal guy), but otherwise things appear okay.
I'll see if there are other creatures outside. It seems we might need them to form a line so we can greet them one at a time. And with this, Bill starts to move towards the door.
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
Quote from: Radmelon on October 26, 2011, 12:11:34 PM"I'm pretty sure w're full up, ma'am. We're not a brothel by the way... that was the previous owners of the building.""What makes you think we're here to apply for a brothel?"
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
Quote from: bhu on October 26, 2011, 11:56:24 PMQuote from: Radmelon on October 26, 2011, 12:11:34 PM"I'm pretty sure w're full up, ma'am. We're not a brothel by the way... that was the previous owners of the building.""What makes you think we're here to apply for a brothel?""What are you looking for, then?"Never being one for tact, Mustave gawks shamelessly at their outfits. Particularly the orc.
Kintal gets bored and wanders around looking for something entertaining.
"You outfits are... somewhat unusual, from what I've seen here..."
Quote from: Littha on October 25, 2011, 01:10:59 PM"Hi there" Cusic quickly untangles herself and stands up, offering a hand to Cassandra. She shakes your hand"I understand you're hiring and could use a good secretary."
"Hi there" Cusic quickly untangles herself and stands up, offering a hand to Cassandra.
Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PMIn other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
I, the head of human resources hereby offer Cassandra a position as our legal representative. Please continue.You can see Ceus smirking as the thought resounds out.
Quote from: Nanshork on October 27, 2011, 07:00:39 PMKintal hunts for hidden spots!search rolls
