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Quote from: bhu on October 15, 2011, 06:03:15 AMThe next one is immense. It's a two story house with 15 rooms, a cellar divided into wine and food storage, and a storm shelter. It needs a lil fixing up but is in decent repair though somewhat dusty. The seller is a nervous old man who seems keen on getting rid of the place. Says he wants to pass it on before his greedy bastard family demolishes a historical landmark.Historical landmark?
The next one is immense. It's a two story house with 15 rooms, a cellar divided into wine and food storage, and a storm shelter. It needs a lil fixing up but is in decent repair though somewhat dusty. The seller is a nervous old man who seems keen on getting rid of the place. Says he wants to pass it on before his greedy bastard family demolishes a historical landmark.
"'Fast food'? What, like rabbit? I don't know... is your family the type to try and kill us so they can get possession of this building?"
Quote from: jojolagger on October 15, 2011, 06:46:45 PMQuote from: bhu on October 15, 2011, 06:03:15 AMThe next one is immense. It's a two story house with 15 rooms, a cellar divided into wine and food storage, and a storm shelter. It needs a lil fixing up but is in decent repair though somewhat dusty. The seller is a nervous old man who seems keen on getting rid of the place. Says he wants to pass it on before his greedy bastard family demolishes a historical landmark.Historical landmark?"Demolishes?"
"What sort of 'fixing up' is needed, by the way?" Alcy asks, prepared for the worst but hoping for the best.
[spoiler]"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"[/spioler]
"A heavy and thorough cleaning, some of the furniture may have gone bad. A few nails or spot of wood here and there. No major repairs, it's just a little worn from the years and needs spiffing up."
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PMIn other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
Quote from: Nanshork on October 16, 2011, 04:05:52 AM[spoiler]"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"[/spioler][spoiler]"Activated hows? Is it a wy we can further embarrass her?" [/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on October 16, 2011, 05:49:25 AMQuote from: Nanshork on October 16, 2011, 04:05:52 AM[spoiler]"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"[/spioler][spoiler]"Activated hows? Is it a wy we can further embarrass her?" [/spoiler][spoiler]"Command word, have to sound like you're hacking up a hairball."[/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on October 16, 2011, 05:48:21 AM"A heavy and thorough cleaning, some of the furniture may have gone bad. A few nails or spot of wood here and there. No major repairs, it's just a little worn from the years and needs spiffing up."Sense Motive 1d20+24=28
Quote from: Nanshork on October 16, 2011, 04:47:08 PMQuote from: bhu on October 16, 2011, 05:49:25 AMQuote from: Nanshork on October 16, 2011, 04:05:52 AM[spoiler]"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"[/spioler][spoiler]"Activated hows? Is it a wy we can further embarrass her?" [/spoiler][spoiler]"Command word, have to sound like you're hacking up a hairball."[/spoiler][spoiler]"OMG that's perfect...let's do this."Mission impossible begins as you and a small horde of drunken cats ooze onto the Street of the Gawds. The proper temple is located. Grizelda the Goddess of Childbirth. You have tons of specialists available so gaining entry quietly and avoiding traps turns out to be surprisingly easy. Locating the bed of the High Priestess not so much. All the rooms look the same with a lone woman in a virtually featureless living space sleeping on a rough cot in a thick burlap night dress. One of them recognizes her though. "Awright break out da Grenades."[/spoiler]
nan[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on October 17, 2011, 12:43:44 AMnan[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler][spoiler]"Who's the sneakiest?[/spoiler]
Quote from: Nanshork on October 17, 2011, 01:16:04 AMQuote from: bhu on October 17, 2011, 12:43:44 AMnan[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler][spoiler]"Who's the sneakiest?[/spoiler][spoiler]"Dude, we're cats. We're all sneaky. I think it's more who can stand to put his paw up the bum of an evil bitch."[/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on October 17, 2011, 02:00:05 AMQuote from: Nanshork on October 17, 2011, 01:16:04 AMQuote from: bhu on October 17, 2011, 12:43:44 AMnan[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler][spoiler]"Who's the sneakiest?[/spoiler][spoiler]"Dude, we're cats. We're all sneaky. I think it's more who can stand to put his paw up the bum of an evil bitch."[/spoiler][spoiler]Kintal laughs. "That is pretty gross."[/spoiler]
