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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #140 on: October 22, 2011, 04:49:53 AM »
Zach slides into the room with his protective haori sliding onto his shoulders as he does. One hand on the sword, he shouts, "The hell is going on in here?!"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #141 on: October 22, 2011, 05:10:39 AM »
Kintal appears back into the lives of his wonderful companions.  "So, what is going on here?  If anybody asks, I haven't been anywhere near the temple district...."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #142 on: October 22, 2011, 05:37:05 AM »
Quote from: Nanshork on October 22, 2011, 05:10:39 AM
Kintal appears back into the lives of his wonderful companions.  "So, what is going on here?  If anybody asks, I haven't been anywhere near the temple district...."

You see a giant automaton, a bunch of squirrels, several Dwarves, some of the broken Kneecap staff, and the Samurai.




All those elsewhere in the house hear a loud crash.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #143 on: October 22, 2011, 06:03:35 AM »
Bill comes back from the garden to inspect the loud noise. May we help you? he asks of the big ... thing
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #144 on: October 22, 2011, 07:33:34 AM »
Quote from: bhu on October 21, 2011, 06:18:42 AM
Quote from: konner09 on October 21, 2011, 05:09:13 AM
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #145 on: October 22, 2011, 08:11:53 AM »
Quote from: konner09 on October 22, 2011, 07:33:34 AM
Quote from: bhu on October 21, 2011, 06:18:42 AM
Quote from: konner09 on October 21, 2011, 05:09:13 AM
Joseph will do a sweep of the house for ghostys to desperse of

You have a detect undead method?

ooc [spoiler]yes its called stumble blindly and cast turn undead at suspicious rooms [/spoiler]

You're in the middle of doing this when Ted approaches you t help and there is a thunderous crash downstairs.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #146 on: October 22, 2011, 09:56:54 AM »
The big metal man who appears to be clad in metal crouches down a bit to see inside. At Zach's defensive surprise, it replies, "Now now, no need for such language young man."

As Bill walks in, he seems a bit surprised himself. "Oh! A talking pineapple! Oh, wait, no, no, that's not right... Well, anyway, I am here because it is being widely advertised that this outfit is hiring eligible candidates for gainful employment. Whom, might I ask, is the head of Sentient Resources within the premises?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #147 on: October 22, 2011, 11:29:41 AM »
"Nature spirit, you say? Well I don't see why no-- By the gods, what is going on up there?" Bartholomeow gives the ceiling a glare as he hears the loud noise. "Anyways... if there is a garden, I'm sure we could use someone to tend it, but I'm not necessarily in charge of hiring. Out of curiosity, what were your terms of your agreement with the, um, previous owner?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #148 on: October 22, 2011, 03:21:15 PM »
At the sound of the crash, Teo surfs down the banister of the main stairs into the foyer, landing without incident.
"Whats goin' on here?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #149 on: October 22, 2011, 03:30:44 PM »
The new arrival's glowing, yellow eyes briefly seem to 'frown' at the sight of Teo sliding down the bannister. This must be because whatever sort of helmet or head he has is incapable of frowning itself. "Hmph, whippersnappers."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #150 on: October 22, 2011, 03:46:06 PM »
Seeing the giant automaton, Kintal's eyes get really wide.  "Can I ride inside of you?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #151 on: October 22, 2011, 06:16:49 PM »
Quote from: Sir Shadow on October 22, 2011, 11:29:41 AM
"Nature spirit, you say? Well I don't see why no-- By the gods, what is going on up there?" Bartholomeow gives the ceiling a glare as he hears the loud noise. "Anyways... if there is a garden, I'm sure we could use someone to tend it, but I'm not necessarily in charge of hiring. Out of curiosity, what were your terms of your agreement with the, um, previous owner?"

"We were old friends.  Well lovers really.  Pity you humans age so quickly."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #152 on: October 22, 2011, 07:31:01 PM »
"Woh, that was a bit more information than I was interested in finding out. I just wanted to know what you wanted as payment for taking care of the gardens miss... uh... what did you say your name was?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #153 on: October 22, 2011, 08:11:04 PM »
"Ride? Inside of me? I say, most certainly not! I was once a powerful and important wizard! I am not some "pretty prancing pony", waiting for you to saddle up!"

As he says this, the metallic stranger's chestplate swings open a bit, as though on hinges. He doesn't seem to notice yet.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #154 on: October 22, 2011, 10:58:57 PM »
Cusic is gazing longingly at the shiny man... so shiny...

Moments later she is flying through the air at a high velocity towards him.
"Oh awesome, shiny metal man, ooh what's inside?"
She begins to bat at the strangers chest plate, knocking it back letting it rebound.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #155 on: October 22, 2011, 11:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Sir Shadow on October 22, 2011, 07:31:01 PM
"Woh, that was a bit more information than I was interested in finding out. I just wanted to know what you wanted as payment for taking care of the gardens miss... uh... what did you say your name was?"

"Cassandra.  Everyone calls me Boobs though.  Generally if I'm to intern for you you provide room and board while teaching me a skill that allows me to make a living on my own, with the possibility of my eventually becoming a full Guild member if you like my work."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #156 on: October 22, 2011, 11:29:30 PM »
Heading into the foyer, ceus politely asks the automaton How can I help you? while noticing Zandak sneaking out the front door. Oh well, he's less likely to get in trouble than anyone else here.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #157 on: October 23, 2011, 04:17:55 AM »
More professional sounding than he had before, and standing tall and straight now despite his shambled appearance, Zach asks in an intense manner, "Ah, so you're a wizard. What kind of job did you intend to fill here? I have to say, after our recent actions of note, I hadn't expected a wizard to so quickly seek us out for employment..." He approached the automaton as he spoke, stopping withing arms reach, and bowing ever so slightly. He seems to ignore Cusic, as if he hadn't noticed anything out of the ordinary.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #158 on: October 23, 2011, 06:47:21 AM »
Seeing the chestplate partially open, Kintal hunches down in preparation for pouncing.  When Cusic knocks it open, he launches himself into the shiny metal man and sits inside of him triumphantly.  "Cusic, come inside and play!"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day
« Reply #159 on: October 23, 2011, 08:17:14 AM »
Bill makes no attempt at hiding the fact that he is placing himself in such a way that he can get a proper view inside the metal man.
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