Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make Up for an otherwise dull day

[bhu]

"Most likely Cusic, though Ceus is probably helping assisting with it for organizations sake. I'm pretty much just cleaning; a sword isn't terribly useful for carpentry. I knew I should have been studying other skills...." Currently, Zach seems to be dressed in his sandals and hakama only, his haori and kimono folded next to his sword on a clean piece of flooring. With a lump of a rag in hand and a shoddy bucket containing water, he seems to have started cleaning the floors.

"I'm a good haggler, I'll help with the shopping.  Tina and Nina will be over soon to help with the cleaning. WHat all do you need?"

a couple of Dwarves wonder in  "We hear you need some carpenters.  You hired exterminators to take care of the whores yet?"

[VennDygrem]

Alcy sighs, then mutters to herself under her breath, "What we need is to find a way out of this plane..."

She wasn't happy having to resolve herself to staying in the Jester's realm, playing by the messed-up rules that guide the place. Thinking back on her training, she knew that there's always a way out. As powerful as some deities were, they were not infallible- They had weaknesses, and they occasionally overlooked things.

It wasn't even about getting home; It was more about not being trapped. Though she was no longer a being locked into chaotic tendencies by her very nature, she still yearned for freedom. Besides, there were so many worlds, so many different planes where evil needed to be vanquished. Here, trying to vanquish evil would likely just be seen as disturbing the peace. Things were just wrong here, and Alcy knew she couldn't abide it forever.

[jojolagger]

"Most likely Cusic, though Ceus is probably helping assisting with it for organizations sake. I'm pretty much just cleaning; a sword isn't terribly useful for carpentry. I knew I should have been studying other skills...."

Honestly, Unless it needs her signature, I try to keep her away from organizational stuff. I see our friends have arrived.

"I'm a good haggler, I'll help with the shopping.  Tina and Nina will be over soon to help with the cleaning. WHat all do you need?"

Mostly furniture and food, basic supplies.

a couple of Dwarves wonder in  "We hear you need some carpenters.  You hired exterminators to take care of the whores yet?"

Yes we need carpenters, there aren't any whores, how soon can you start?

Alcy sighs, then mutters to herself under her breath, "What we need is to find a way out of this plane..."

"The only route out I can even speculate is a few orders of magnitude beyond my power and incredibly risky. And I highly doubt it's easy to aim."

[bhu]

 Mostly furniture and food, basic supplies.

"Mind if I look around?"

 

Yes we need carpenters, there aren't any whores, how soon can you start?

"So the  place ain't haunted no more?"

[jojolagger]

"Mind if I look around?"

Good Ahead. Have a map. (Ceus will mentally project a map to Dina, I love telepathy.)

"So the  place ain't haunted no more?"

We have yet to encounter ghosts other than I was formerly, but I believe more than one of the group more than capable of destroying ghosts.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

"So the  place ain't haunted no more?"

"Ah, home isn't home without the unsettled spirits of dead whores murdered within it's walls..." Zach leaves his garments folded where they were, but places his swords behind his back.

[Sir Shadow]

Bartholomeow will move to the basement with cleaning supplies and summon a couple unseen servants to assist with making sure things are cleaned up.

[VennDygrem]

"Hmm, so what was that about hiring staff? Do we have funds to hire anybody?"

[bhu]

"Mind if I look around?"

Good Ahead. Have a map. (Ceus will mentally project a map to Dina, I love telepathy.)

"So the  place ain't haunted no more?"

We have yet to encounter ghosts other than I was formerly, but I believe more than one of the group more than capable of destroying ghosts.

"Fuckin' A.  Tell us what you need done and we'll get started.  Still ain't workin' at night though."

[bhu]

Bartholomeow will move to the basement with cleaning supplies and summon a couple unseen servants to assist with making sure things are cleaned up.

You find lots of random crap and a perfectly healthy potted bonsai tree.  Oh and dust.  A lot of dust.

[bhu]

"Hmm, so what was that about hiring staff? Do we have funds to hire anybody?"

Dina pipes up

"The Sheriff's office interns lots of people.  They work for room and board in exchange for being taught new skills to find better employment in the future.  In effect you'd be hiring someone to look after the place when you aren't here, represent you, etc.  A receptionist.  Also if you want armed guards, cooks, etc.  If you do the intern thing they won't cost you much, but you'll be expected to train them how to do something.  Or you eventually have the option of hiring them once you make it big."

[VennDygrem]

"Hmm, I suppose we could use some people to keep this place up to code, and help with other tasks. How soon should we begin these... interviews?"

[jojolagger]

"Fuckin' A.  Tell us what you need done and we'll get started.  Still ain't workin' at night though."

Basic repairs scattered around the place. I'll give you a good view of it. (Another mental map, but noting the damaged wood I noticed with touchsight earlier, so they know exactly what needs to be fixed)

[konner09]

Joseph will do a sweep of the house for ghostys to desperse of

[bhu]

Joseph will do a sweep of the house for ghostys to desperse of

You have a detect undead method?

[bhu]

"Hmm, I suppose we could use some people to keep this place up to code, and help with other tasks. How soon should we begin these... interviews?"

"I'm sure people will be dropping by.  Word gets out quick.  Basically I'm saying have someone here who knows what you want."


At this point a tall statuesque brunette in a skintight black dress walks in.  She looks like a bad parody of a classic vampire seductress.  Or would if her hair weren't made of flowers.

"I understand you people bought this place.  The owner let me store some personal effects in the basement, would you mind if I fetched them?  They're just some old things of sentimental value."

[jojolagger]

"I understand you people bought this place.  The owner let me store some personal effects in the basement, would you mind if I fetched them?  They're just some old things of sentimental value."

Ceusharath will take ten on sense motive for 34 (burning focus for inquisitor.)

[Nanshork]

Nan

[spoiler]Sneaking into the temple is easy.  The nuns seem eager for mousing cats.  You find the mouse levels here disturbingly high too.  Granted after listening to the nuns nstruct people on how to lead their daily lives maybe the mice are  a punishment. 


You sneak toward the 'facilities' area, and can hear a strained "huuuuuuurgh' from inside.  Apparently they have benches with holes in them leading to a sewer below.  The High Priestess is there apparently attempting to dislodge a grenade.

"You wanna do it now or try timing it for just when it exits?"[/spoiler]

[spoiler]
"Hmm, what would be more hilarious?"
[/spoiler]

[spoiler]"If you time it right the splosion could shower her in poops."[/spoiler]

[spoiler]
   "Let's do that!"
[/spoiler]

[Radmelon]

Teo looks for a room with a view. Heights are no problem to a denizen of chaos.

[Sir Shadow]

Bartholomeow is curious about the small tree... so he casts detect magic and begins studying it.