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Playtime! => PbP Games => Play by Post General => Jesters Realm => : bhu October 13, 2011, 11:00:20 PM
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Clubby: "Got the papers for all the people in the area selling appropriate properties. Go over them and pick one and we'll get things set up for you. Make sure you visit them. Don't make the mistake some people do."
ooc: be sure to peek on the last page of the old thread as i made a few replies there
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Bartholomeow eagerly looks over said papers, as he is not partaking in the intoxicating beverages.
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There's 4 places to look over. One is a former house, which might require some renovation to suit your uses. One is an armored mini fortress whose paperwork is suspiciously vague, one is a former brewery, and one is a multi level residence/business of some sort.
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Nanshork
[spoiler]"Dat would be da Pantheon of Virtue. Everyone hates dem bastids. Now what wud be a worthy prank?"[/spoiler]
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There's 4 places to look over. One is a former house, which might require some renovation to suit your uses. One is an armored mini fortress whose paperwork is suspiciously vague, one is a former brewery, and one is a multi level residence/business of some sort.
Let's check the fortress, because it sounds too good to be true. When it turns out to not be true, I'm thinking the multi-level residence business seems good.
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I should also mention it's dark now, and you guys havent eaten in a bit.
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[spoiler]Food, then fort. i like the idea of something they're hiding in our house. :D It's about par for the course, really. If not that, then the brewery, cause the business could be good and damned if it hasn't got character. I'm honestly not sure whether to vote for the house or the multi though, beyond that.[/spoiler]
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There's 4 places to look over. One is a former house, which might require some renovation to suit your uses. One is an armored mini fortress whose paperwork is suspiciously vague, one is a former brewery, and one is a multi level residence/business of some sort.
Let's check the fortress, because it sounds too good to be true. When it turns out to not be true, I'm thinking the multi-level residence business seems good.
"It sounds awesome."
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You all have a lovely evenings rest, and the next day get a guide to take you to the first address. It appears to be a heavily fortified house. Specifically it has a 10' high stone fence, lines with blades along the top, and all along the inside. On the other side is a house apparently contructed from solid granite. Accent on the word house. It might be big enough for all of you to sleep in, but there's not much room for a kitchen or offices, etc. Apparently it was the property of a lone madman who was excessively paranoid. It has a kitchen/pantry, a main room, and 3 spare rooms.
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Alcy considers the specifications of the building carefully. "If this is to be a proper Adventurer's Guild, I expect we will need more space than is afforded by this residence. Seems sturdy enough, but who knows who may need to visit to ask for assistance or for some other purpose. I think it could work, assuming eventual renovations, but we ought to check the other options. Besides, there's not enough training space or enough space for armaments. My granny has more shelving for weaponry in her attic than this whole house has in total."
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The guide speaks up "I should, uh, also say, since I'm legally obligated to, the former owner booby trapped the shit out of the place. We're pretty sure we found em all though. Only had to resurrect 2 people."
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This place is definitely to small. Let's check the multilevel place. It's probably best we don't check their work on finding the traps.
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My granny has more shelving for weaponry in her attic than this whole house has in total.[/color]"
"Celestial creatures have grandmothers? Also, I agree. This place doesn't quite fit what we need..."
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"also the thought of finding the booby trap they missed is something i don't want to happen, especially if its a buisness client biting the arrow" joseph says
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The next one is immense. It's a two story house with 15 rooms, a cellar divided into wine and food storage, and a storm shelter. It needs a lil fixing up but is in decent repair though somewhat dusty. The seller is a nervous old man who seems keen on getting rid of the place. Says he wants to pass it on before his greedy bastard family demolishes a historical landmark.
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[spoiler]
"I got these hairball grenades?"
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[spoiler]
"I got these hairball grenades?"
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[spoiler]"Might be decent, but these guys are real assholes. We need something Epic. Like being able to shove a pineapple up their ass without waking them up. And somehow recording their awakening reaction for posterity."[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]
"I got these hairball grenades?"
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[spoiler]"Might be decent, but these guys are real assholes. We need something Epic. Like being able to shove a pineapple up their ass without waking them up. And somehow recording their awakening reaction for posterity."[/spoiler]
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"All I've got are those hairball grenades and the ability to look like some electrical demon cat from hell. Have any ideas?"
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The next one is immense. It's a two story house with 15 rooms, a cellar divided into wine and food storage, and a storm shelter. It needs a lil fixing up but is in decent repair though somewhat dusty. The seller is a nervous old man who seems keen on getting rid of the place. Says he wants to pass it on before his greedy bastard family demolishes a historical landmark.
Historical landmark?
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Nan
[spoiler]"Are those Hairball Grenades timed? We could shove one of those up the High Priestess..."[/spoiler]
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The next one is immense. It's a two story house with 15 rooms, a cellar divided into wine and food storage, and a storm shelter. It needs a lil fixing up but is in decent repair though somewhat dusty. The seller is a nervous old man who seems keen on getting rid of the place. Says he wants to pass it on before his greedy bastard family demolishes a historical landmark.
Historical landmark?
"It's one of the cities original buildings. Mah gawddamn relatives wanna tear it down and make something they call a 'fast food' restaurant. I ask you, what teh fuck is that supposed to be?"
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"'Fast food'? What, like rabbit? I don't know... is your family the type to try and kill us so they can get possession of this building?"
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The next one is immense. It's a two story house with 15 rooms, a cellar divided into wine and food storage, and a storm shelter. It needs a lil fixing up but is in decent repair though somewhat dusty. The seller is a nervous old man who seems keen on getting rid of the place. Says he wants to pass it on before his greedy bastard family demolishes a historical landmark.
Historical landmark?
"Demolishes?"
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"'Fast food'? What, like rabbit? I don't know... is your family the type to try and kill us so they can get possession of this building?"
"No they're pretty much cowards. They want the building to get back at me for taking them out of my will because they know how I feel about it. They'd probably faint at the sight of the lot of you."
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The next one is immense. It's a two story house with 15 rooms, a cellar divided into wine and food storage, and a storm shelter. It needs a lil fixing up but is in decent repair though somewhat dusty. The seller is a nervous old man who seems keen on getting rid of the place. Says he wants to pass it on before his greedy bastard family demolishes a historical landmark.
Historical landmark?
"Demolishes?"
"They want to burn it down and put up a newer, cheaper building. This was made by Dwarves and Gnome craftsman. Damn solid this place."
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To the group, quietly, Zach asks, "I don't half mind this place. Should we check the other two, just to be certain?"
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"What sort of 'fixing up' is needed, by the way?" Alcy asks, prepared for the worst but hoping for the best.
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[spoiler]
"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"
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"What sort of 'fixing up' is needed, by the way?" Alcy asks, prepared for the worst but hoping for the best.
"A heavy and thorough cleaning, some of the furniture may have gone bad. A few nails or spot of wood here and there. No major repairs, it's just a little worn from the years and needs spiffing up."
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[spoiler]
"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"
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[spoiler]"Activated hows? Is it a wy we can further embarrass her?" :devil[/spoiler]
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"A heavy and thorough cleaning, some of the furniture may have gone bad. A few nails or spot of wood here and there. No major repairs, it's just a little worn from the years and needs spiffing up."
Sense Motive 1d20+24=28 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3224357/)
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[spoiler]
"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"
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[spoiler]"Activated hows? Is it a wy we can further embarrass her?" :devil[/spoiler]
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"Command word, have to sound like you're hacking up a hairball."
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[spoiler]
"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"
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[spoiler]"Activated hows? Is it a wy we can further embarrass her?" :devil[/spoiler]
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"Command word, have to sound like you're hacking up a hairball."
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[spoiler]"OMG that's perfect...let's do this."
Mission impossible begins as you and a small horde of drunken cats ooze onto the Street of the Gawds. The proper temple is located. Grizelda the Goddess of Childbirth. You have tons of specialists available so gaining entry quietly and avoiding traps turns out to be surprisingly easy. Locating the bed of the High Priestess not so much. All the rooms look the same with a lone woman in a virtually featureless living space sleeping on a rough cot in a thick burlap night dress. One of them recognizes her though. "Awright break out da Grenades."[/spoiler]
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"A heavy and thorough cleaning, some of the furniture may have gone bad. A few nails or spot of wood here and there. No major repairs, it's just a little worn from the years and needs spiffing up."
Sense Motive 1d20+24=28 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3224357/)
"He's downplaying it a little you think but he really seems to care that someone takes care of the place. It prolly needs a little more fixing up than he mentioned, but you don't think there's any major problems like ghosts or termites.
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[spoiler]
"They have to be activated to go off, maybe they can be activated after they're shoved up her?"
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[spoiler]"Activated hows? Is it a wy we can further embarrass her?" :devil[/spoiler]
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"Command word, have to sound like you're hacking up a hairball."
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[spoiler]"OMG that's perfect...let's do this."
Mission impossible begins as you and a small horde of drunken cats ooze onto the Street of the Gawds. The proper temple is located. Grizelda the Goddess of Childbirth. You have tons of specialists available so gaining entry quietly and avoiding traps turns out to be surprisingly easy. Locating the bed of the High Priestess not so much. All the rooms look the same with a lone woman in a virtually featureless living space sleeping on a rough cot in a thick burlap night dress. One of them recognizes her though. "Awright break out da Grenades."[/spoiler]
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Kintal pulls out the grenades, a big grin on his face.
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nan
[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler]
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nan
[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler]
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"Who's the sneakiest?
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nan
[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler]
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"Who's the sneakiest?
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[spoiler]"Dude, we're cats. We're all sneaky. I think it's more who can stand to put his paw up the bum of an evil bitch."[/spoiler]
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nan
[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
"Who's the sneakiest?
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[spoiler]"Dude, we're cats. We're all sneaky. I think it's more who can stand to put his paw up the bum of an evil bitch."[/spoiler]
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Kintal laughs. "That is pretty gross."
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nan
[spoiler]"So ...which of us gets the honor of trying to insert..."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
"Who's the sneakiest?
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[spoiler]"Dude, we're cats. We're all sneaky. I think it's more who can stand to put his paw up the bum of an evil bitch."[/spoiler]
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Kintal laughs. "That is pretty gross."
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[spoiler]someone pipes up "You're the new guy. You gotta do dis."[/spoiler]
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Next on the list for the rest of you is the house. Apparently the house of a former Necromancer as it is made entirely of bone. Even the furnishings. It smells like old people funk. And death. Your neighbors appear to be degenerate humans moments away from forming a mob with pitchforks. Or an orgy. Maybe both. It appears roomier than the mini fort as it has several underground rooms, and an attic.
"We uh, have not verified it to be undead free yet. That comes tomorrow."
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Next on the list for the rest of you is the house. Apparently the house of a former Necromancer as it is made entirely of bone. Even the furnishings. It smells like old people funk. And death. Your neighbors appear to be degenerate humans moments away from forming a mob with pitchforks. Or an orgy. Maybe both. It appears roomier than the mini fort as it has several underground rooms, and an attic.
"That looks really awesome in a thematic sort of way, but it's not really my cup of tea. Although we might get invited to orgy parties next door, so I'm kinda torn..."
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"Thish ish terrifying."
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Cusic is stood by a window, waving to the neighbours
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"Considering our general dealings with the dead-which-hath-risen, I think we can agree this place might not be the best for us... Though the hilarity in the irony is not lost on me...
"The area might deter potential customers though. Might we see the brewery just to finish the set, then? I'm liking the multi so far..."
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Kintal rolls his eyes. "Fine, I'll do it."
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Bill seems unable to enter the house and stays outside, silently mumbling something about necromancy being unnatural.
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Cusic is stood by a window, waving to the neighbours
they point and stare
"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOON!"
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Bill seems unable to enter the house and stays outside, silently mumbling something about necromancy being unnatural.
A few people scream and reflexively light torches.
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Next on the list for the rest of you is the house. Apparently the house of a former Necromancer as it is made entirely of bone. Even the furnishings. It smells like old people funk. And death. Your neighbors appear to be degenerate humans moments away from forming a mob with pitchforks. Or an orgy. Maybe both. It appears roomier than the mini fort as it has several underground rooms, and an attic.
"That looks really awesome in a thematic sort of way, but it's not really my cup of tea. Although we might get invited to orgy parties next door, so I'm kinda torn..."
"They got fleas. Which is the least of your worries considering their vast mental instability."
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Kintal rolls his eyes. "Fine, I'll do it."
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move silently rolls plz :D
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Bill seems unable to enter the house and stays outside, silently mumbling something about necromancy being unnatural.
A few people scream and reflexively light torches.
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OOC: At Bill or as a result of what he just said?[/spoiler]
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Bill seems unable to enter the house and stays outside, silently mumbling something about necromancy being unnatural.
A few people scream and reflexively light torches.
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OOC: At Bill or as a result of what he just said?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Bill's appearance.[/spoiler]
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your guide: "So yeah..uh moving on we have the brewery in the merchant district formerly owned by 11 dwarven brothers who all died under mysterious circumstances. Let us hurry."
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"They got fleas. Which is the least of your worries considering their vast mental instability."
"Yeah... I was really only invested in this place because of the potential for orgies."
Mustave looks at the group:
"Moving on, then?"
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Bill sighs at the people and calmly and somewhat curiously asks the first of his companions to exit the house
Answer me truthfully, do I really look that odd? It seems that this world is a temple to weirdness, but not even where I'm from did people react this much to my looks. I guess what I'm really wondering is, is this place really more sane than my homeworld?
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Kintal rolls his eyes. "Fine, I'll do it."
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move silently rolls plz :D
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Kintal changes to Tiny cat form.
Move Silently: 28 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226140/)
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Before leaving, Alcy decides to calm the crowd down so no one gets hurt.
She casts Calm Emotions on a 40-ft diameter circle worth of mob, then turns into a cheerful globe of divine light and floats behind the party.
[spoiler]Roll will saves if you want, but I just did it for the heck of it. :P[/spoiler]
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Bill sighs at the people and calmly and somewhat curiously asks the first of his companions to exit the house
Answer me truthfully, do I really look that odd? It seems that this world is a temple to weirdness, but not even where I'm from did people react this much to my looks. I guess what I'm really wondering is, is this place really more sane than my homeworld?
"Sir these people belong to a certain religion teaching them anyone who doesn't look like them is a demon...they've tried to burn me once or twice so don't feel so bad."
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Kintal rolls his eyes. "Fine, I'll do it."
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move silently rolls plz :D
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Kintal changes to Tiny cat form.
Move Silently: 28 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226140/)
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[spoiler]U haz reached the bed, now you just have to lift the covers, lift her night dress, insert, and place all back as it was without waking her.
what should we make appropriate rolls for this?[/spoiler]
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your guide: "So yeah..uh moving on we have the brewery in the merchant district formerly owned by 11 dwarven brothers who all died under mysterious circumstances. Let us hurry."
"Eleven!?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADcJdvcBDyA&feature=fvst)
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Kintal rolls his eyes. "Fine, I'll do it."
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move silently rolls plz :D
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Kintal changes to Tiny cat form.
Move Silently: 28 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226140/)
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[spoiler]U haz reached the bed, now you just have to lift the covers, lift her night dress, insert, and place all back as it was without waking her.
what should we make appropriate rolls for this?[/spoiler]
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...I can't even figure that out.
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nan
[spoiler]Gimme dex checks for covers and night gown[/spoiler]
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your guide: "So yeah..uh moving on we have the brewery in the merchant district formerly owned by 11 dwarven brothers who all died under mysterious circumstances. Let us hurry."
"Eleven!?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADcJdvcBDyA&feature=fvst)
"Yessir 11 Dwarves. Now do to a minor mishap wtith the brewing tanks there may be an odor but we're sure you can have it cleaned up."
You can small it a block away. You pretty much know why it hasn't been sold. The beer vats ruptured, and since then it's just been sort of baking in the sun. It is pretty big and roomy though. but you'd need to put in walls.
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I'm thinking the multi-floor place is best. The fortress is a deathtrap, the brewery is a lot of work and has a rather distinctive smell, and the necromantic house isn't in a good area for our group.
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Alcy remained quiet. She felt that with the way things usually went here, by the time the group gets back to the multi-floored house, something terrible will have happened to it.
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"I agree with the ex-ghost."
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"Let's go to it, then. Seems like the multi-level is the best... Can we sign those papers in view of the building?"
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"You can sign them inside the building if you want."
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nan
[spoiler]Gimme dex checks for covers and night gown[/spoiler]
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Dex check 1: 24
Dex check 2: 7 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226737/)
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nan
[spoiler]Gimme dex checks for covers and night gown[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Dex check 1: 24
Dex check 2: 7 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226737/)
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[spoiler]The other cats hide as you slowly move the covers. Once you try for the dress however she snorts and wakes up to see a small cat in her bed.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226801/
"Now where the hell did you come from? Damn those new girls are they so lax an alleycat can find it's way to my bed? Have we no security? What do I pay those assholes for."
She fixes a steely eye on you
"I suppose you want a warm home to be adopted to eh? Well we'll see if you're a good mouser in the morning or it's back outside for you. Shoo! And let me get some sleep."[/spoiler]
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"So gentlemen and ladies it seems you have an obvious preference. Do you wish a more thorough tour before signing?"
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nan
[spoiler]Gimme dex checks for covers and night gown[/spoiler]
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Dex check 1: 24
Dex check 2: 7 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226737/)
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[spoiler]The other cats hide as you slowly move the covers. Once you try for the dress however she snorts and wakes up to see a small cat in her bed.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226801/
"Now where the hell did you come from? Damn those new girls are they so lax an alleycat can find it's way to my bed? Have we no security? What do I pay those assholes for."
She fixes a steely eye on you
"I suppose you want a warm home to be adopted to eh? Well we'll see if you're a good mouser in the morning or it's back outside for you. Shoo! And let me get some sleep."[/spoiler]
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Thinking fast Kintal purrs and snuggles up to the woman, pretending to go to sleep next to her as he musters up as much of his cuteness as he can.
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"So gentlemen and ladies it seems you have an obvious preference. Do you wish a more thorough tour before signing?"
Sure. Best to know as much as possible.
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nan
[spoiler]Gimme dex checks for covers and night gown[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Dex check 1: 24
Dex check 2: 7 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226737/)
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[spoiler]The other cats hide as you slowly move the covers. Once you try for the dress however she snorts and wakes up to see a small cat in her bed.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226801/
"Now where the hell did you come from? Damn those new girls are they so lax an alleycat can find it's way to my bed? Have we no security? What do I pay those assholes for."
She fixes a steely eye on you
"I suppose you want a warm home to be adopted to eh? Well we'll see if you're a good mouser in the morning or it's back outside for you. Shoo! And let me get some sleep."[/spoiler]
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Thinking fast Kintal purrs and snuggles up to the woman, pretending to go to sleep next to her as he musters up as much of his cuteness as he can.
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[spoiler]Eventually she snores when she realizes you're a persistent snuggler. Going for it again?[/spoiler]
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Ground floor: Massive foyer behind which lies a kitchen, store room, and what might be an office. The upstairs has 6 bedrooms, and underneath there's a root cellar, wine cellar, spare storage, storm cellar, and two hidden rooms.
There's some very minor dry rot so minor carpentry will be necessary.
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Trying to get a good scope of the place, Ceus Manifests a sensitive psionic field around himself, sensing a large area around him.
[spoiler]Touchsight power for normal cost, giving me 7 minutes of super tremor sense out to 60 ft. I need LoE, but it's an emanation so it can go around corners. That should find any hidden stuff.[/spoiler]
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nan
[spoiler]Gimme dex checks for covers and night gown[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Dex check 1: 24
Dex check 2: 7 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226737/)
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[spoiler]The other cats hide as you slowly move the covers. Once you try for the dress however she snorts and wakes up to see a small cat in her bed.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3226801/
"Now where the hell did you come from? Damn those new girls are they so lax an alleycat can find it's way to my bed? Have we no security? What do I pay those assholes for."
She fixes a steely eye on you
"I suppose you want a warm home to be adopted to eh? Well we'll see if you're a good mouser in the morning or it's back outside for you. Shoo! And let me get some sleep."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Thinking fast Kintal purrs and snuggles up to the woman, pretending to go to sleep next to her as he musters up as much of his cuteness as he can.
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[spoiler]Eventually she snores when she realizes you're a persistent snuggler. Going for it again?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Yep. :D
Dex check again: 18 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3228023/)
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Nanshork
[spoiler]The nightdress is lifted. You will have a penalty for insertion so I'd go for taking 10 or 20 if i were u[/spoiler]
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Trying to get a good scope of the place, Ceus Manifests a sensitive psionic field around himself, sensing a large area around him.
[spoiler]Touchsight power for normal cost, giving me 7 minutes of super tremor sense out to 60 ft. I need LoE, but it's an emanation so it can go around corners. That should find any hidden stuff.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]There's a lotta furniture thats crap. You'll need new curtains and linens and whatnot. There's also some debris scattered here and there. Stuff left over from former tenants.[/spoiler]
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"This place looksh pretty nice, never had anything like this back home."
[spoiler]Woo, quick action sobering.[/spoiler]
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"So are you taking it gentlemen?"
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Alcy begins to speak up about there being females in present company, but stops when she remembers that, effectively, she is currently a genderless, insubstantial ball of light.
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Nanshork
[spoiler]The nightdress is lifted. You will have a penalty for insertion so I'd go for taking 10 or 20 if i were u[/spoiler]
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I'll take 20.
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"I'd say so, if our leader would so kindly sign the papers..." Zach turns to Cusic, hinting.
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Nanshork
[spoiler]The nightdress is lifted. You will have a penalty for insertion so I'd go for taking 10 or 20 if i were u[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
I'll take 20.
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[spoiler]It is done. You feel the need to wash your paw overwhelmingly.
"Awright dude lets boogie. We'll sneak back in and set it off when she gets up in the morning."[/spoiler]
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"I'd say so, if our leader would so kindly sign the papers..." Zach turns to Cusic, hinting.
"Ah yes, madam I just need you to initial here..and here...and here...and here, and here."
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"Ah yes, madam I just need you to initial here..and here...and here...and here, and here."
Ceus moves to help Cusic with the paperwork. Gods forbid we let her do it on her own.
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"Ah yes, madam I just need you to initial here..and here...and here...and here, and here."
Ceus moves to help Cusic with the paperwork. Gods forbid we let her do it on her own.
ooc: is hard to mess up initials
The former owner thanks you with tears in his eyes, and gives you all hugs.
"Thank you. Thank you I was hoping someone would help The Velvet Fist live on."
He turns and whips open the door laughing maniacally at what you believe may be the aforementioned relatives.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA! FUCK YOU, YOU THIEVING LITTLE BASTARDS! I TOLD YOU I'D MAKE SURE YOU DIDNT TEAR THE PLACE DOWN BEFORE I DIED!! "
He runs into the street screaming "I'm Free!" or something to that effect where he is promptly struck by a lightning bolt and dies. The family walks over, spits on his corpse, looks at you and says "lawsuit" before walking away.
The signatory tells you not to worry the deal is pretty ironclad and they don't have a leg to stand on.
A bit later the Sheriff drops by "So I hear you finally made a choice. Nice one. As of now you officially own the building. Technically the government owns the land, but we don't charge rent. We just ask you participate in defense of the city in case of attack. Your old place is only a block away so I'll drop by and let them know where you are. You'll need to clean this place and get it stocked before settling in. The city will help with that too, but after that you're on your own. Whether you profit or not is up to you. Make good decisions."
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He runs into the street screaming "I'm Free!" or something to that effect where he is promptly struck by a lightning bolt and dies. The family walks over, spits on his corpse, looks at you and says "lawsuit" before walking away.
Just before they leave range, Ceus Transmits Possession is nine tenths of the law.
A bit later the Sheriff drops by "So I hear you finally made a choice. Nice one. As of now you officially own the building. Technically the government owns the land, but we don't charge rent. We just ask you participate in defense of the city in case of attack. Your old place is only a block away so I'll drop by and let them know where you are. You'll need to clean this place and get it stocked before settling in. The city will help with that too, but after that you're on your own. Whether you profit or not is up to you. Make good decisions."
We'll need some basic carpentry work, but it's mostly cleaning and getting new furniture. Really, we could probably get a small sum of gold and handle it ourselves.
[spoiler]ooc: is hard to mess up initials
Shows how much Ceus trusts Cusic with paper work.
Also, 5 Carpenters for 10 days is 15 gp. New furniture probably isn't that much. If we can get the city to throw use some chump change at this level (because 500 gp is a fraction of the gear 1 person has), we should have enough to furnish the place well and maybe even get a good forge.[/spoiler]
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The Sheriff leaves the hiring of carpenters, etc up to you, and even makes a few neighborhood suggestions (some of whom you recognize from teh sewer worm fracas). As he leaves Dina Grigovakis (Tohr and Rosa's less freakishly strong daughter) shows up with a basket of sandwiches and asks if you're looking for cleaners for a few days as her family would be interested in some extra money.
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"We do have some cleaning and remodeling to do, and I'm sure the rest of the team.... or rather, guild now, I suppose... would rather help your family out than some hirelings."
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Nanshork
[spoiler]The nightdress is lifted. You will have a penalty for insertion so I'd go for taking 10 or 20 if i were u[/spoiler]
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I'll take 20.
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]It is done. You feel the need to wash your paw overwhelmingly.
"Awright dude lets boogie. We'll sneak back in and set it off when she gets up in the morning."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Kintal goes and washes himself in the closest thing to bleach he can find.
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Nan
[spoiler]" Go get some rest. We'll come get you to set this thing off tomorrow."
They awake you early and you travel back to the Street of the Gawds in desperate need of coffee. In the meantime you've had scant sleep and overheard that the group was going to search for a lair today. With luck you can finish this and get back before they pick a bad one.
"Okay, she's up. and getting ready for her 'morning constitutional'. She's been bitchy all day. You ready for this?"[/spoiler]
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Nan
[spoiler]" Go get some rest. We'll come get you to set this thing off tomorrow."
They awake you early and you travel back to the Street of the Gawds in desperate need of coffee. In the meantime you've had scant sleep and overheard that the group was going to search for a lair today. With luck you can finish this and get back before they pick a bad one.
"Okay, she's up. and getting ready for her 'morning constitutional'. She's been bitchy all day. You ready for this?"[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Kintal nods. "Let's do this."
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Nan
[spoiler]Sneaking into the temple is easy. The nuns seem eager for mousing cats. You find the mouse levels here disturbingly high too. Granted after listening to the nuns nstruct people on how to lead their daily lives maybe the mice are a punishment.
You sneak toward the 'facilities' area, and can hear a strained "huuuuuuurgh' from inside. Apparently they have benches with holes in them leading to a sewer below. The High Priestess is there apparently attempting to dislodge a grenade.
"You wanna do it now or try timing it for just when it exits?"[/spoiler]
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"We do have some cleaning and remodeling to do, and I'm sure the rest of the team.... or rather, guild now, I suppose... would rather help your family out than some hirelings."
"My family can help with the cleaning, there are local carpenters on their way now. You holding interviews for staff today or waiting till more is done? Who's in charge of the shopping?"
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"Most likely Cusic, though Ceus is probably helping assisting with it for organizations sake. I'm pretty much just cleaning; a sword isn't terribly useful for carpentry. I knew I should have been studying other skills...." Currently, Zach seems to be dressed in his sandals and hakama only, his haori and kimono folded next to his sword on a clean piece of flooring. With a lump of a rag in hand and a shoddy bucket containing water, he seems to have started cleaning the floors.
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Nan
[spoiler]Sneaking into the temple is easy. The nuns seem eager for mousing cats. You find the mouse levels here disturbingly high too. Granted after listening to the nuns nstruct people on how to lead their daily lives maybe the mice are a punishment.
You sneak toward the 'facilities' area, and can hear a strained "huuuuuuurgh' from inside. Apparently they have benches with holes in them leading to a sewer below. The High Priestess is there apparently attempting to dislodge a grenade.
"You wanna do it now or try timing it for just when it exits?"[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
"Hmm, what would be more hilarious?"
[/spoiler]
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Nan
[spoiler]Sneaking into the temple is easy. The nuns seem eager for mousing cats. You find the mouse levels here disturbingly high too. Granted after listening to the nuns nstruct people on how to lead their daily lives maybe the mice are a punishment.
You sneak toward the 'facilities' area, and can hear a strained "huuuuuuurgh' from inside. Apparently they have benches with holes in them leading to a sewer below. The High Priestess is there apparently attempting to dislodge a grenade.
"You wanna do it now or try timing it for just when it exits?"[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
"Hmm, what would be more hilarious?"
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]"If you time it right the splosion could shower her in poops."[/spoiler]
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"Most likely Cusic, though Ceus is probably helping assisting with it for organizations sake. I'm pretty much just cleaning; a sword isn't terribly useful for carpentry. I knew I should have been studying other skills...." Currently, Zach seems to be dressed in his sandals and hakama only, his haori and kimono folded next to his sword on a clean piece of flooring. With a lump of a rag in hand and a shoddy bucket containing water, he seems to have started cleaning the floors.
"I'm a good haggler, I'll help with the shopping. Tina and Nina will be over soon to help with the cleaning. WHat all do you need?"
a couple of Dwarves wonder in "We hear you need some carpenters. You hired exterminators to take care of the whores yet?"
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Alcy sighs, then mutters to herself under her breath, "What we need is to find a way out of this plane..."
She wasn't happy having to resolve herself to staying in the Jester's realm, playing by the messed-up rules that guide the place. Thinking back on her training, she knew that there's always a way out. As powerful as some deities were, they were not infallible- They had weaknesses, and they occasionally overlooked things.
It wasn't even about getting home; It was more about not being trapped. Though she was no longer a being locked into chaotic tendencies by her very nature, she still yearned for freedom. Besides, there were so many worlds, so many different planes where evil needed to be vanquished. Here, trying to vanquish evil would likely just be seen as disturbing the peace. Things were just wrong here, and Alcy knew she couldn't abide it forever.
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"Most likely Cusic, though Ceus is probably helping assisting with it for organizations sake. I'm pretty much just cleaning; a sword isn't terribly useful for carpentry. I knew I should have been studying other skills...."
Honestly, Unless it needs her signature, I try to keep her away from organizational stuff. I see our friends have arrived.
"I'm a good haggler, I'll help with the shopping. Tina and Nina will be over soon to help with the cleaning. WHat all do you need?"
Mostly furniture and food, basic supplies.
a couple of Dwarves wonder in "We hear you need some carpenters. You hired exterminators to take care of the whores yet?"
Yes we need carpenters, there aren't any whores, how soon can you start?
Alcy sighs, then mutters to herself under her breath, "What we need is to find a way out of this plane..."
"The only route out I can even speculate is a few orders of magnitude beyond my power and incredibly risky. And I highly doubt it's easy to aim."
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Mostly furniture and food, basic supplies.
"Mind if I look around?"
Yes we need carpenters, there aren't any whores, how soon can you start?
"So the place ain't haunted no more?"
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"Mind if I look around?"
Good Ahead. Have a map. (Ceus will mentally project a map to Dina, I love telepathy.)
"So the place ain't haunted no more?"
We have yet to encounter ghosts other than I was formerly, but I believe more than one of the group more than capable of destroying ghosts.
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"So the place ain't haunted no more?"
"Ah, home isn't home without the unsettled spirits of dead whores murdered within it's walls..." Zach leaves his garments folded where they were, but places his swords behind his back.
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Bartholomeow will move to the basement with cleaning supplies and summon a couple unseen servants to assist with making sure things are cleaned up.
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"Hmm, so what was that about hiring staff? Do we have funds to hire anybody?"
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"Mind if I look around?"
Good Ahead. Have a map. (Ceus will mentally project a map to Dina, I love telepathy.)
"So the place ain't haunted no more?"
We have yet to encounter ghosts other than I was formerly, but I believe more than one of the group more than capable of destroying ghosts.
"Fuckin' A. Tell us what you need done and we'll get started. Still ain't workin' at night though."
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Bartholomeow will move to the basement with cleaning supplies and summon a couple unseen servants to assist with making sure things are cleaned up.
You find lots of random crap and a perfectly healthy potted bonsai tree. Oh and dust. A lot of dust.
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"Hmm, so what was that about hiring staff? Do we have funds to hire anybody?"
Dina pipes up
"The Sheriff's office interns lots of people. They work for room and board in exchange for being taught new skills to find better employment in the future. In effect you'd be hiring someone to look after the place when you aren't here, represent you, etc. A receptionist. Also if you want armed guards, cooks, etc. If you do the intern thing they won't cost you much, but you'll be expected to train them how to do something. Or you eventually have the option of hiring them once you make it big."
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"Hmm, I suppose we could use some people to keep this place up to code, and help with other tasks. How soon should we begin these... interviews?"
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"Fuckin' A. Tell us what you need done and we'll get started. Still ain't workin' at night though."
Basic repairs scattered around the place. I'll give you a good view of it. (Another mental map, but noting the damaged wood I noticed with touchsight earlier, so they know exactly what needs to be fixed)
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Joseph will do a sweep of the house for ghostys to desperse of
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Joseph will do a sweep of the house for ghostys to desperse of
You have a detect undead method?
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"Hmm, I suppose we could use some people to keep this place up to code, and help with other tasks. How soon should we begin these... interviews?"
"I'm sure people will be dropping by. Word gets out quick. Basically I'm saying have someone here who knows what you want."
At this point a tall statuesque brunette in a skintight black dress walks in. She looks like a bad parody of a classic vampire seductress. Or would if her hair weren't made of flowers.
"I understand you people bought this place. The owner let me store some personal effects in the basement, would you mind if I fetched them? They're just some old things of sentimental value."
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"I understand you people bought this place. The owner let me store some personal effects in the basement, would you mind if I fetched them? They're just some old things of sentimental value."
Ceusharath will take ten on sense motive for 34 (burning focus for inquisitor.)
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Nan
[spoiler]Sneaking into the temple is easy. The nuns seem eager for mousing cats. You find the mouse levels here disturbingly high too. Granted after listening to the nuns nstruct people on how to lead their daily lives maybe the mice are a punishment.
You sneak toward the 'facilities' area, and can hear a strained "huuuuuuurgh' from inside. Apparently they have benches with holes in them leading to a sewer below. The High Priestess is there apparently attempting to dislodge a grenade.
"You wanna do it now or try timing it for just when it exits?"[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
"Hmm, what would be more hilarious?"
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]"If you time it right the splosion could shower her in poops."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
:lmao "Let's do that!"
[/spoiler]
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Teo looks for a room with a view. Heights are no problem to a denizen of chaos.
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Bartholomeow is curious about the small tree... so he casts detect magic and begins studying it.
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"I understand you people bought this place. The owner let me store some personal effects in the basement, would you mind if I fetched them? They're just some old things of sentimental value."
Ceusharath will take ten on sense motive for 34 (burning focus for inquisitor.)
She and her gigantic easily viewable bosoms do not appear to be lying. She seems pretty nervous, though thats understandable.
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Nan
[spoiler]Sneaking into the temple is easy. The nuns seem eager for mousing cats. You find the mouse levels here disturbingly high too. Granted after listening to the nuns nstruct people on how to lead their daily lives maybe the mice are a punishment.
You sneak toward the 'facilities' area, and can hear a strained "huuuuuuurgh' from inside. Apparently they have benches with holes in them leading to a sewer below. The High Priestess is there apparently attempting to dislodge a grenade.
"You wanna do it now or try timing it for just when it exits?"[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
"Hmm, what would be more hilarious?"
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]"If you time it right the splosion could shower her in poops."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
:lmao "Let's do that!"
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Level check to pull off the timing?[/spoiler]
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Teo looks for a room with a view. Heights are no problem to a denizen of chaos.
Most of the upstairs rooms have a view as you're taller than nearby buildings.
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Bartholomeow is curious about the small tree... so he casts detect magic and begins studying it.
It does not appear to be radiating magic. It does appear to be growing in the dark though.
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Nan
[spoiler]Sneaking into the temple is easy. The nuns seem eager for mousing cats. You find the mouse levels here disturbingly high too. Granted after listening to the nuns nstruct people on how to lead their daily lives maybe the mice are a punishment.
You sneak toward the 'facilities' area, and can hear a strained "huuuuuuurgh' from inside. Apparently they have benches with holes in them leading to a sewer below. The High Priestess is there apparently attempting to dislodge a grenade.
"You wanna do it now or try timing it for just when it exits?"[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
"Hmm, what would be more hilarious?"
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]"If you time it right the splosion could shower her in poops."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
:lmao "Let's do that!"
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Level check to pull off the timing?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
I can't think of anything better.
Level check: 17 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3231445/)
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Is there something resembling a garden, if so Bill inspect it. Otherwise, he'll help out with the cleaning inside the building.
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Is there something resembling a garden, if so Bill inspect it. Otherwise, he'll help out with the cleaning inside the building.
There is an area in back on the grounds for the growing of things that is in startlingly good condition. As a matter of fact you'd guarantee it's well tended by someone.
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Konner where are you beginning your ghost search?
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Ted walks up to Ceushareth. "You got people doing cleaning and shopping, and I don't see much needs doing thats all 'evil miniony', mind if I interview potential interns? I know lotsa people here."
the vampress looks at you excited "Are you hiring? OOh! Can I be a secretary? I know lots of the local laws, I'm a pretty good gardener, and I'm great with people!"
She bounces in a manner that makes her dress almost dislodge.
There's a knock at the door, and you look over to see what appears to be an angel, replete with wings and halo. "I'm looking for a Miss Alcy?"
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Ted walks up to Ceushareth. "You got people doing cleaning and shopping, and I don't see much needs doing thats all 'evil miniony', mind if I interview potential interns? I know lotsa people here."
Actually, I'm thinking it would be good if you helped Joseph in his search for ghosts. On the off chance you find some, tell them we can help them.
the vampress looks at you excited "Are you hiring? OOh! Can I be a secretary? I know lots of the local laws, I'm a pretty good gardener, and I'm great with people!"
She bounces in a manner that makes her dress almost dislodge.
Actually, Cusic could use a good secretary. Not sure where she is right now. Look for the cat girl.
There's a knock at the door, and you look over to see what appears to be an angel, replete with wings and halo. "I'm looking for a Miss Alcy?"
Ceus just gives him a map of the house with Alcy marked.
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"I'll find her after I fetch my things."
she heads downstairs
Sir Shadow
[spoiler]A pale skinned woman barely clothed in a clingy black dress with flowers for hair and doing her best to display her ample cleavage surprises you while you're intently examining the plant.
"Hi there. I see you've found my flower."[/spoiler]
Ted heads of with Joseph
Alcy is approached by what she recognizes as a Solar "I'd like to have a word with you."
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Nan
[spoiler]You are rewarded with a horrible explosion and a scream. Followed by more screams. You scamper quickly while there is time. After a hearty breakfast and some debriefing by the Guild they drop you by the new house your group has just purchased. It appears to have gained an Angel, and the most attractive woman you have ever seen. She looks like a stereotype of a vampire with flowers for hair. There's also dwarves working on the place, and the staff from the Broken Kneecap running about cleaning.[/spoiler]
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Alcy is glad that she isn't being approached by one of those stick-up-the-bum Archons, but is quite surprised enough to see another Celestial here, especially one so high up in the food chain, as it were. Alcy knew Solars were 'srs bzns'.
"B-but of course."
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Alcy is glad that she isn't being approached by one of those stick-up-the-bum Archons, but is quite surprised enough to see another Celestial here, especially one so high up in the food chain, as it were. Alcy knew Solars were 'srs bzns'.
"B-but of course."
"My name is Samael. I run a group for disenfranchised celestials who have difficulty adapting. I know this world can be hard, especially since most of us are hard wired to do certain things. We help new arrivals adjust to what will likely be difficult times."
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"So... sort of a support group? Well, It... has been difficult dealing with things here. Things just don't make sense! I mean, it used to be I could smite a monster and save the litter of kittens and everyone would cheer! Here, I'd probably get tossed in jail for murdering an "innocent" creature and the kittens would be plotting to blow up an orphanage or something. Things are just... wrong here."
Alcy looks up, realizing she's starting to ramble.
"I... I'm sorry. I'm sure this isn't the time or place, but I needed to get that out. Is there some sort of meeting place, or local office or something? Brochures, you must have brochures or something, maybe I ought to start with those..."
The young Eladrin is clearly getting ahead of herself, but seems to have found some solace in the idea that she is, at least, not alone in this place.
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"We do have an office yes, here's a card. Drop in anytime miss. We look forward to seeing you."
And just like that he's gone.
The squirrels have come back from examining the house and report to their new benefactor.
"So what you want us to do today?"
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Alcy looks back at the group, then down at the card. She turns into globe form and floats through the wall.
[spoiler]@bhu: I'm sure you weren't looking forward to dealing with more incorporeal hijinks anyway. :P[/spoiler]
Shortly there after, a gentle rapping upon the front door can be heard. By gentle, I mean the door bursts off its hinges as a large, metal hand gripping what seems like a slender tree trunk finishes knocking it into the house.
"Oh bother, these damnable doors aren't made like they used to be."
[spoiler]I actually rolled a strength check to see how hard he was knocking, expecting to roll low and have a modest entrance. I must say I was surprised. :lmao
1d20(17)+8=25 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3232052/)
Which is more than enough to break a stuck Strong quality wooden door (assuming wood based on description of potential rotted wood- also, Strong quality due to dwarven/gnomish architecture). Plus, I don't think there's any indication that the door would have even been stuck, so even easier. Plus, it's a lot funnier this way. :)[/spoiler]
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@ Bhu[spoiler]"Hum, Yes... it would seem that I have... if you wouldn't mind my asking, what are you?"[/spoiler]
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@ Bhu[spoiler]"Hum, Yes... it would seem that I have... if you wouldn't mind my asking, what are you?"[/spoiler]
[spoiler]"I'm a nature spirit of sorts. The former owner let me tend the garden in back and store a few personal effects down here. I heard about his passing today."
she seems genuinely upset
"I asked to retrieve my things upstairs. They also said you might be hiring?"[/spoiler]
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Alcy looks back at the group, then down at the card. She turns into globe form and floats through the wall.
[spoiler]@bhu: I'm sure you weren't looking forward to dealing with more incorporeal hijinks anyway. :P[/spoiler]
Shortly there after, a gentle rapping upon the front door can be heard. By gentle, I mean the door bursts off its hinges as a large, metal hand gripping what seems like a slender tree trunk finishes knocking it into the house.
"Oh bother, these damnable doors aren't made like they used to be."
[spoiler]I actually rolled a strength check to see how hard he was knocking, expecting to roll low and have a modest entrance. I must say I was surprised. :lmao
1d20(17)+8=25 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3232052/)
Which is more than enough to break a stuck Strong quality wooden door (assuming wood based on description of potential rotted wood- also, Strong quality due to dwarven/gnomish architecture). Plus, I don't think there's any indication that the door would have even been stuck, so even easier. Plus, it's a lot funnier this way. :)[/spoiler]
Theres a large metal thing who just burst in. There is momentary silence before a Dwarf perks up "AWRIGHT ! Overtime!"
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Zach slides into the room with his protective haori sliding onto his shoulders as he does. One hand on the sword, he shouts, "The hell is going on in here?!"
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Kintal appears back into the lives of his wonderful companions. "So, what is going on here? If anybody asks, I haven't been anywhere near the temple district...."
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Kintal appears back into the lives of his wonderful companions. "So, what is going on here? If anybody asks, I haven't been anywhere near the temple district...."
You see a giant automaton, a bunch of squirrels, several Dwarves, some of the broken Kneecap staff, and the Samurai.
All those elsewhere in the house hear a loud crash.
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Bill comes back from the garden to inspect the loud noise. May we help you? he asks of the big ... thing
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Joseph will do a sweep of the house for ghostys to desperse of
You have a detect undead method?
ooc [spoiler]yes its called stumble blindly and cast turn undead at suspicious rooms [/spoiler]
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Joseph will do a sweep of the house for ghostys to desperse of
You have a detect undead method?
ooc [spoiler]yes its called stumble blindly and cast turn undead at suspicious rooms [/spoiler]
You're in the middle of doing this when Ted approaches you t help and there is a thunderous crash downstairs.
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The big metal man who appears to be clad in metal crouches down a bit to see inside. At Zach's defensive surprise, it replies, "Now now, no need for such language young man."
As Bill walks in, he seems a bit surprised himself. "Oh! A talking pineapple! Oh, wait, no, no, that's not right... Well, anyway, I am here because it is being widely advertised that this outfit is hiring eligible candidates for gainful employment. Whom, might I ask, is the head of Sentient Resources within the premises?"
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"Nature spirit, you say? Well I don't see why no-- By the gods, what is going on up there?" Bartholomeow gives the ceiling a glare as he hears the loud noise. "Anyways... if there is a garden, I'm sure we could use someone to tend it, but I'm not necessarily in charge of hiring. Out of curiosity, what were your terms of your agreement with the, um, previous owner?"
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At the sound of the crash, Teo surfs down the banister of the main stairs into the foyer, landing without incident.
"Whats goin' on here?"
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The new arrival's glowing, yellow eyes briefly seem to 'frown' at the sight of Teo sliding down the bannister. This must be because whatever sort of helmet or head he has is incapable of frowning itself. "Hmph, whippersnappers."
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Seeing the giant automaton, Kintal's eyes get really wide. "Can I ride inside of you?"
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"Nature spirit, you say? Well I don't see why no-- By the gods, what is going on up there?" Bartholomeow gives the ceiling a glare as he hears the loud noise. "Anyways... if there is a garden, I'm sure we could use someone to tend it, but I'm not necessarily in charge of hiring. Out of curiosity, what were your terms of your agreement with the, um, previous owner?"
"We were old friends. Well lovers really. Pity you humans age so quickly."
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"Woh, that was a bit more information than I was interested in finding out. I just wanted to know what you wanted as payment for taking care of the gardens miss... uh... what did you say your name was?"
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"Ride? Inside of me? I say, most certainly not! I was once a powerful and important wizard! I am not some "pretty prancing pony", waiting for you to saddle up!"
As he says this, the metallic stranger's chestplate swings open a bit, as though on hinges. He doesn't seem to notice yet.
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Cusic is gazing longingly at the shiny man... so shiny...
Moments later she is flying through the air at a high velocity towards him.
"Oh awesome, shiny metal man, ooh what's inside?"
She begins to bat at the strangers chest plate, knocking it back letting it rebound.
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"Woh, that was a bit more information than I was interested in finding out. I just wanted to know what you wanted as payment for taking care of the gardens miss... uh... what did you say your name was?"
"Cassandra. Everyone calls me Boobs though. Generally if I'm to intern for you you provide room and board while teaching me a skill that allows me to make a living on my own, with the possibility of my eventually becoming a full Guild member if you like my work."
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Heading into the foyer, ceus politely asks the automaton How can I help you? while noticing Zandak sneaking out the front door. Oh well, he's less likely to get in trouble than anyone else here.
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More professional sounding than he had before, and standing tall and straight now despite his shambled appearance, Zach asks in an intense manner, "Ah, so you're a wizard. What kind of job did you intend to fill here? I have to say, after our recent actions of note, I hadn't expected a wizard to so quickly seek us out for employment..." He approached the automaton as he spoke, stopping withing arms reach, and bowing ever so slightly. He seems to ignore Cusic, as if he hadn't noticed anything out of the ordinary.
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Seeing the chestplate partially open, Kintal hunches down in preparation for pouncing. When Cusic knocks it open, he launches himself into the shiny metal man and sits inside of him triumphantly. "Cusic, come inside and play!"
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Bill makes no attempt at hiding the fact that he is placing himself in such a way that he can get a proper view inside the metal man.
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With the chestplate open, one can see that the interior is quite hollow. This appears to be a giant, animated suit or armor, or some other construct entirely. Anyone who's encountered them before might even know that he's technically an Iron Golem.
"Ah, no, well, technically speaking I am a Wizard in experience only. I seem to have difficultly casting spells these days. I am, however, much better at lifting heavy objects, and things tend to squish underfoot much more easily than they did before, and WILL YOU GET OUT OF THERE?!" The metal man stands up and bends over, trying to shake Kintal out of his body.
Looking at Cusic while doing so, he says, "And you! That's very unladylike behavior! Do you paw at every guest of your's?"
He then straightens himself out, crouches down again (chestplate still open), and says, "Why would it be strange for a wizard to seek employment, anyhow?"
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"Well, wizards tend to be able to take care of themselves, what with the whole "reality is your plaything" thing."
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"I'll have you know that Wizardly experimentation is expensive! Golems and Reality Shifts don't just pop out of thin air!"
He pauses for a moment.
"Ok, yes, yes, they do on occasion, but they don't stay terribly long! Not without funding. Besides, it seems those days are behind me now. These days I am much more useful for using this body's brutish strength for squishing things into a fine paste. Besides, I'm old, I need to stay active or I'll go crazy, cooped up in some old folk's home or what not. I'd much rather spend my time on things that are beneath a Wizard's purview, such as squishing things into fine pastes, than wasting away in a home somewhere."
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It's more strange a wizard seeking employment with us due to our connection to recent events involving the Mages guild. Also, I don't believe you answered my question. How can we help you?
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Kintal hops back out of the metal man and gives him the sad kitty eyes.
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A drunken halfling wanders in carrying a mug of beer. "You guys open? HEY DON I THINK THEY'RE OPEN."
looks suspiciously at Mustave
"You ain't no woman."
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Emotion is hard to read on the stranger's face, being made of unyielding metal. His voice, however, portrayed genuine confusion about the pion's questions.
"Young man, I have no idea what you're blathering about. Mages Guild? I have only just recently found myself in this ridiculous city, and haven't been here long enough to join any Mages Guild. As to your ultimate question as to my being here, the local constabulary insisted I pursue gainful employment to make my own way here, and to pay for some unfortunate damage I caused accidentally shortly after finding myself here. Even though I am an old man now, I remember my youthful days in an adventuring outfit, a lucrative endeavor indeed. So, when I saw the signs being posted along the street, I felt this was a great opportunity to prove myself useful and gain a job."
He continues rambling a short time more, describing some of the exploits his old adventuring group found themselves involved in.
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Joseph lurks about watching the iron wizard curiously
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"........"
Zach slowly walks over to Ceus. "Did I miss something about signs being posted saying we were looking for work?"
Turning back to the iron man, he asks, "Well, before you become too enamored with our guild, I'd like to make sure you're aware of the fact that we recently gained a lot of attention, having gone on a simple mission that ended up with a dark god being unleashed and the corrupt mage's guild being mostly exterminated as a result of our actions. It made a lot of people quite angry, apparently. Who'd have known?...
Still, we are just barely organizing this new guild-house, but I'd love to know what it is you are capable of. You as well, halfling. What are your names, where do you come from, and what are you capable of? Ceus, if you are busy, I could always take them outside and interview them away from the work, but otherwise your opinion and voice would be most welcome."
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the drunken halfling suspiciously looks at all of you "I'm beginning to think this ain't no brothel. Least not one meant fer men. What kinda 'stablishment you people runnin'?"
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"We're an adventuring guild. Mostly we kill things, but we're trying to expand. I don't think brothels were in the plans though, I'm afraid."
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A drunken halfling wanders in carrying a mug of beer. "You guys open? HEY DON I THINK THEY'RE OPEN."
looks suspiciously at Mustave
"You ain't no woman."
"Not last time I checked."
Mustave pulls the front of his pants forward, looks down, and checks.
"Nope. Not a woman...
Say. Why did you think there'd be women here and what do you mean 'open'? What am I missing out on!?"
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"We're an adventuring guild. Mostly we kill things, but we're trying to expand. I don't think brothels were in the plans though, I'm afraid."
"Then why did you buy the Velvet Fist?"
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A drunken halfling wanders in carrying a mug of beer. "You guys open? HEY DON I THINK THEY'RE OPEN."
looks suspiciously at Mustave
"You ain't no woman."
"Not last time I checked."
Mustave pulls the front of his pants forward, looks down, and checks.
"Nope. Not a woman...
Say. Why did you think there'd be women here and what do you mean 'open'? What am I missing out on!?"
"Well you guys bought the old brothel, so we kinda figgered you was re-openin' fer bidness."
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Bill looks as if he's in deep thought You know, that would explain all the rooms.
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The metal man seems to drift off into memory, saying, "Ah, I remember a villain named 'the Velvet Fist' that the old Party and I fought against this one time. One of those annoying vampire chaps that didn't realize how homosexual the name sounded until it was pointed out to him. I suppose he didn't think his underling, the leather-harnessed troll, gave off any signals either. But then..." He goes on for a little while, before snapping back to the other conversation.
"What can I do, you ask? Well, in case you've missed it, I'm a 10-foot-tall metal behemoth, for starters. I can lift a bear and then throw it at somebody, though why anyone would need to is beyond me. Oh, and I've got some useful adventuring tools."
A large steel blade, about as long as Zachary is tall, slides out along the outside of his right arm. Meanwhile, a compartment on his back opens up, allowing what can only be described as a relatively small ballista to pop up and lock into place above his left shoulder. It looks as though if someone were small enough, they could probably operate it independently.
As the metal man moves its head to face Zachary, he inadvertently swings the shoulder-mounted spear-cannon to face the Ronin as well.
"Oops, hold on." He tips the head of the siege crossbow away, and slides the blade back up into his arm. "That's better! Those things sort of pop out on their own sometimes. Anyway... as I mentioned before, I can't quite seem to work magic while a part of this body. And at my age, I don't really give a hoot what people think of me, so any negative attention is as liable to bounce off me as any other weapon or spell is."
[spoiler]Yes, one of his class features is someone at least one size category smaller than him can pilot the siege crossbow. There's no limit on how much smaller, though. :P[/spoiler]
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Zachary smiles, and seems less than fazed when the monstrous weapon becomes pointed at him. "I like him. And without a care for negative attention, he sounds like a natural fit."
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Well, we're just starting up and need all the help we can get. Your more than welcome to join up with us.
At which point Lord Zandak rides in on the head of some cat-boy he found on the street. With a strange metal device in his hands.
... What brings you here?
The shiny was looking for people too help you.
... Right. What can you do?
I'm really good with mechanics n' stuff, as well as magic. Like my glitter cannon. says the cat-guy as he hefts the metal device he's carrying. He contiunes I'll show you. then points it toward the ground and hits a button on the side, releasing a blinding flash of light and covering everything in the foyer with a shiny powder.
[spoiler]Everyone say hi to my psicrystal's cohort. Using pink because I haven't seen others us it and why not. oh, and DC 12 will save or blinded for 3 rounds. (I'm assuming the foyer isn't much more than 20 by 20.)
Saves are for Ceusharath, Lord Zandak, and Davven in that order (1d20+6=23, 1d20+6=25, 1d20+2=15) (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3235463/)
Yes, one of his class features is someone at least one size category smaller than him can pilot the siege crossbow. There's no limit on how much smaller, though. :P
My psicrystal get's +11 on ranged attacks. :bigeye [/spoiler]
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drunk halfling
"U got shiny in mah beer. Think it's in mah pants too. I'm leavin'."
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As he leaves, Zach jests, "We got some shiny in your pants, it'd only be proper to leave a copper at the door, no?"
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Cusic has seen something shiny, she must have it. :o
A fraction of a second later a small cat girl is flying through the air at the boy with the shiny thing...
"Shiny!"
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"That sounds fair, but like I said, I'm not really in charge of Humanoid Resources... I'm more of the Eldritch Abomination department. One of my... comrades upstairs should have a better idea of our hiring policies though." He motions to the fey creature to follow him up the stairs.
He abruptly turns and speaks to his invisible servants. "You lot just keep tidying up down here. We can't start construction on a proper dungeon until all the debri is cleared out of here and we give it a good scrubbing." He then leads the creature up the stairs in time to see Cusic flinging herself at another cat person.
He raises an eyebrow looking at everything that's glittering as well as the large metallic thing, "I... hope we're getting all the weirdness out of the way right up front. This is only our second... hour(?) as a guild and I don't know how much I can take."
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The vampire wannabe follows Bartholomeow upstairs carrying a plant. And goes over to the crumpled heap of cat people on the floor.
"Are you Cusic? I understand you're in charge of certain things here. My name is Cassandra, but people call me Boobs."
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"Ah, the recklessness of youth. How I have completely avoided missing it. Anyhow, I will do whatever is necessary to complete the hiring process."
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"Hi there" Cusic quickly untangles herself and stands up, offering a hand to Cassandra.
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"Hi there" Cusic quickly untangles herself and stands up, offering a hand to Cassandra.
She shakes your hand
"I understand you're hiring and could use a good secretary."
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As he leaves, Zach jests, "We got some shiny in your pants, it'd only be proper to leave a copper at the door, no?"
Grandpa Squirrel takes his cue:
"So uh...which room is ours? I'd like to get the family settled in. Somewhere upstairs. Away from the crazy people."
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Having been tackled and instantly forgotten by the cat-lady, Davven get's up and whispers to Ceus "Why does that woman think the crazy girl is the leader?"
Because she is the leader.
"Right. And what was the whole shiny thing?"
Considering you referred to your recruiter as The Shiny, I'd expect you to understand that part.
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As if on cue a mature orc woman and a pert young elf boy, both naked save for buttless chaps and makeup appear at the door "We understand you're hiring?"
Grandpa Squirrel to master samurai: "Never mind I'll find us a room. Kids! Upstairs!"
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Kintal shakes his head and mutters, "This might be too crazy even for me..."
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"... I'm just going to go downstairs before I destroy someone' immortal sou-- I mean, catch a cold... yea." Bartholomeow starts heading back to the basement to make sure his Unseen Servants are doing well.
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I'll see if there are other creatures outside. It seems we might need them to form a line so we can greet them one at a time. And with this, Bill starts to move towards the door.
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"I have people to see to, good luck Ceus." Zachary quickly heads upstairs, hoping to avoid the chaps-wearers, and get dressed and resolved before having to approach more locals.
As he gets upstairs, he tries to find the squirrels.
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"I'm pretty sure w're full up, ma'am. We're not a brothel by the way... that was the previous owners of the building."
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Eager to prove his worth, the metal man says, "I can help, here!" He stands up and blocks the door, bellowing, "Alright everyone! Form a line! Single-file! Thank you!" He towers over just about everyone, and the arm-blade slides back out without need of a cue. "Whoops, get on back in there." He slides it back in, then folds his huge, metal arms. He is quite pleased for someone who only received the approval of a single member of the guild and who hadn't even yet been asked his name.
Then, thinking of the last few hopefuls, bellows, "Please note, this establishment is no longer a brothel! Anyone not looking for a new Adventurer's Guild, please promptly bugger off! Thank you!"
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Hearing the bellowing of the metal man from downstairs, Zach smiles widely, and somewhat frighteningly.
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joseph lurks about in the corner confused at all the different groups of people and some cough questionable characters cough
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I'll see if there are other creatures outside. It seems we might need them to form a line so we can greet them one at a time. And with this, Bill starts to move towards the door.
There's a lot of staring cause of the orc/elf combo pack (and the huge metal guy), but otherwise things appear okay.
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"I have people to see to, good luck Ceus." Zachary quickly heads upstairs, hoping to avoid the chaps-wearers, and get dressed and resolved before having to approach more locals.
As he gets upstairs, he tries to find the squirrels.
They're in the hallway looking into rooms. "Is there one of these not covered in dust?"
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Eager to prove his worth, the metal man says, "I can help, here!" He stands up and blocks the door, bellowing, "Alright everyone! Form a line! Single-file! Thank you!" He towers over just about everyone, and the arm-blade slides back out without need of a cue. "Whoops, get on back in there." He slides it back in, then folds his huge, metal arms. He is quite pleased for someone who only received the approval of a single member of the guild and who hadn't even yet been asked his name.
Then, thinking of the last few hopefuls, bellows, "Please note, this establishment is no longer a brothel! Anyone not looking for a new Adventurer's Guild, please promptly bugger off! Thank you!"
The nekkid elf boy "This place was a brothel?"
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"... I'm just going to go downstairs before I destroy someone' immortal sou-- I mean, catch a cold... yea." Bartholomeow starts heading back to the basement to make sure his Unseen Servants are doing well.
They're tidying up quite nicely.
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"I'm pretty sure w're full up, ma'am. We're not a brothel by the way... that was the previous owners of the building."
ooc: you talking to boobs or the orc?
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The orc. I assumed thats what they wanted the place for, dressed(barely) as they were.
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"I'm pretty sure w're full up, ma'am. We're not a brothel by the way... that was the previous owners of the building."
"What makes you think we're here to apply for a brothel?"
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"You outfits are... somewhat unusual, from what I've seen here..."
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I'll see if there are other creatures outside. It seems we might need them to form a line so we can greet them one at a time. And with this, Bill starts to move towards the door.
There's a lot of staring cause of the orc/elf combo pack (and the huge metal guy), but otherwise things appear okay.
He heads back inside, seemingly undisturbed by the fact that he now sees both the orc and elf from behind. That appears to be all of them, for now
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Kintal gets bored and wanders around looking for something entertaining.
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"I'm pretty sure w're full up, ma'am. We're not a brothel by the way... that was the previous owners of the building."
"What makes you think we're here to apply for a brothel?"
"What are you looking for, then?"
Never being one for tact, Mustave gawks shamelessly at their outfits. Particularly the orc.
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"I'm pretty sure w're full up, ma'am. We're not a brothel by the way... that was the previous owners of the building."
"What makes you think we're here to apply for a brothel?"
"What are you looking for, then?"
Never being one for tact, Mustave gawks shamelessly at their outfits. Particularly the orc.
The Orc pipes up. "Well I'm looking for work as an advneturer now that I'm sugar mommy to the young 'un here."
They kiss. Deeply.
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Kintal gets bored and wanders around looking for something entertaining.
You smell squirrels.
Holy shit this place is full of dust. And it's huge. And your cat senses tell you it might have hidden spots :D
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"You outfits are... somewhat unusual, from what I've seen here..."
"We don't feel the need to conform to societies rules."
More kissing.
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"Hi there" Cusic quickly untangles herself and stands up, offering a hand to Cassandra.
She shakes your hand
"I understand you're hiring and could use a good secretary."
"I know the local laws pretty good, and I also know the best places for shopping along with lots of the local people. I'm thinking you like shinies?"
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Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
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Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
search rolls
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There is a knock upon the door.
"Good day which of you is the owner of this establishment? I represent certain parties which have filed suit to prevent it's use."
Cassandra turns from Cusic to speak up "It was sold by the lawful owner who cut his family from his will for valid reasons. Unless you can prove the contract is invalid, and you won't, you don't have a case."
"Are you their duly elected legal representative?"
"Not yet."
"Well then go away and let me to speak to someone with authority to make decisions."
"You mean someone you hope to fool because they have less experience?'
"Again, is there one of you here who belongs to the Adventurer's Guild that is illegally squatting on this property?"
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I, the head of human resources hereby offer Cassandra a position as our legal representative. Please continue.
You can see Ceus smirking as the thought resounds out.
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I, the head of human resources hereby offer Cassandra a position as our legal representative. Please continue.
You can see Ceus smirking as the thought resounds out.
"I hereby officially request time necessary to study the appropriate documents for my clients sake. And you have to give it to me by law. Neener neener. Bitch."
"You have the standard week. Good day to you."
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Piping up, the large, imposing metal man says, "Make sure that the door does not strike your posterior on your way out."
The color of his eyes shift from their typical yellow to a vibrant red hue. Then briefly to green, and then back to red.
If there was one thing Wizards hated the most, it was lawyers.
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If Bartholomeow was there, he'd be forced to agree.
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Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
search rolls
[spoiler]
Search: 22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3241392/)
Natural 20!
[/spoiler]
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Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
search rolls
[spoiler]
Search: 22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3241392/)
Natural 20!
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]There are indeed hidden passages, which comes as no surprise being as it's a brothel. They are FULL of dust and spiders. [/spoiler]
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Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
search rolls
[spoiler]
Search: 22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3241392/)
Natural 20!
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]There are indeed hidden passages, which comes as no surprise being as it's a brothel. They are FULL of dust and spiders. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Kintal pokes around in search of something interesting.
[/spoiler]
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Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
search rolls
[spoiler]
Search: 22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3241392/)
Natural 20!
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]There are indeed hidden passages, which comes as no surprise being as it's a brothel. They are FULL of dust and spiders. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Kintal pokes around in search of something interesting.
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The dust is simply awful. You will need a massive bath after this. There's a corridor that can be used to spy on each of the rooms, which suddenly explains why the internal walls seem so thick. There's even a secret room in the basement. Where a spider roughly the same size as you decides to engage you in territorial dispute. It's flashing a warning stance from across the room. Do you wish to leave or engage?[/spoiler]
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Kintal hunts for hidden spots!
search rolls
[spoiler]
Search: 22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3241392/)
Natural 20!
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]There are indeed hidden passages, which comes as no surprise being as it's a brothel. They are FULL of dust and spiders. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Kintal pokes around in search of something interesting.
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The dust is simply awful. You will need a massive bath after this. There's a corridor that can be used to spy on each of the rooms, which suddenly explains why the internal walls seem so thick. There's even a secret room in the basement. Where a spider roughly the same size as you decides to engage you in territorial dispute. It's flashing a warning stance from across the room. Do you wish to leave or engage?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Engage! Kintal morphs into Big Cat form if not already in it, then charges. He lashes out with claws, teeth, and tail.
Charging: +2 to hit (forgot to add into my attack rolls), -2 AC until next turn.
Claws attack: 21; 9 Damage: 7; 6 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3241686/) (Second claw attack was a critical fail)
Bite: 15 Damage: 3 + 10 electric (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3241687/)
Tail: 18 Damage: 9 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3241688/)
[/spoiler]
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nan
[spoiler]It be smooshed. U are now covered in dust and spider goo.[/spoiler]
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The nekkid Orc chick looks about confusedly "So which one of you is in charge?"
the nekkid elf smiles at Mustave "Hey. 'Sup?"
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The Orc pipes up. "Well I'm looking for work as an advneturer now that I'm sugar mommy to the young 'un here."
They kiss. Deeply.
The nekkid Orc chick looks about confusedly "So which one of you is in charge?"
To the orc: "Well, one of us is sorta the head of Human Resources, so I can direct you to him. I think our group might be full, but I'm not ruling anything out. What kind of stuff do you do?"
Mustave leads her to Ceus to see what he has to say, after the orc tells him what it is she does as an adventurer.
the nekkid elf smiles at Mustave "Hey. 'Sup?"
To the elf: "Not much. You? Do you adventure, too, or is she just lookin out for you?"
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nan
[spoiler]It be smooshed. U are now covered in dust and spider goo.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Do I feel that the secrets are fully explored now?
[/spoiler]
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The Orc pipes up. "Well I'm looking for work as an advneturer now that I'm sugar mommy to the young 'un here."
They kiss. Deeply.
The nekkid Orc chick looks about confusedly "So which one of you is in charge?"
To the orc: "Well, one of us is sorta the head of Human Resources, so I can direct you to him. I think our group might be full, but I'm not ruling anything out. What kind of stuff do you do?"
Mustave leads her to Ceus to see what he has to say, after the orc tells him what it is she does as an adventurer.
the nekkid elf smiles at Mustave "Hey. 'Sup?"
To the elf: "Not much. You? Do you adventure, too, or is she just lookin out for you?"
Orc: "I make people choke on their own teeth."
Elf: "I fuck violent older women. I'm also pretty good at seducing guards regardless of race/gender. I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."
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nan
[spoiler]It be smooshed. U are now covered in dust and spider goo.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Do I feel that the secrets are fully explored now?
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]You feel disgusting. It's possible there's still more though.[/spoiler]
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Elf: "I fuck violent older women. I'm also pretty good at seducing guards regardless of race/gender. I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."
:psyduck
This is beyond me. Bill shrugs and decides to go and check up on the squirrels.
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You arrive upstairs in time to see the squirrels informing the Samurai "You got spiders."
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nan
[spoiler]It be smooshed. U are now covered in dust and spider goo.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Do I feel that the secrets are fully explored now?
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]You feel disgusting. It's possible there's still more though.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
Kintal sighs. He needs a bath and to tell his guild about these secret places.
Kintal goes off to find someone to groom and pamper him.
[/spoiler]
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Kintal reappears. He is covered in dust and some sort of ichor.
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Kintal makes himself look as pathetic as possible. "I'm all icky, who wants to clean me? Oh, and there are spiders in the walls."
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Orc: "I make people choke on their own teeth."
Sounds good. I expect we will meet many that deserve to choke on their own teeth.
Elf: "I fuck violent older women. I'm also pretty good at seducing guards regardless of race/gender. I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."
Far from the usual of the group, but diversity is the key to success.
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Kintal makes himself look as pathetic as possible. "I'm all icky, who wants to clean me? Oh, and there are spiders in the walls."
Nina: "OMGPOORKITTY!
*grabs*
*dunks in washing buckit*
*swishes around before pulling out*
"You otays mistah piddies?" (she's fluffing you dry with a towel)
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Zach nods to his companion upon entering before turning back to the squirrel. "Alright, so we have spiders. Is this a particularly bad thing? I know better than to assume the biggest problem will be a lack of flies..."
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Zach nods to his companion upon entering before turning back to the squirrel. "Alright, so we have spiders. Is this a particularly bad thing? I know better than to assume the biggest problem will be a lack of flies..."
"Depends on whether you like being poisoned in the night."
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Orc: "I make people choke on their own teeth."
Sounds good. I expect we will meet many that deserve to choke on their own teeth.
Elf: "I fuck violent older women. I'm also pretty good at seducing guards regardless of race/gender. I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."
Far from the usual of the group, but diversity is the key to success.
The Orc lady pulls a business card from her chaps pocket and says to be in touch. She and the Elf blow a kiss at Mustave and leave for more private environs.
Dwarf Carpenter: "Man you guys got crazy spiders. Might wanna fumigate."
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Kintal looks stunned from the violent washing, perhaps he was slammed against the side of the washing bucket? "...thank you Nina..."
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Kintal looks stunned from the violent washing, perhaps he was slammed against the side of the washing bucket? "...thank you Nina..."
She sets down and cuddles her kitty burrito (she has you in a towel). "Would you like some nomses?"
Her sisters sigh "We're supposed to be cleaning Nina. He's a tough kitty. He'll be ok."
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Kintal looks stunned from the violent washing, perhaps he was slammed against the side of the washing bucket? "...thank you Nina..."
She sets down and cuddles her kitty burrito (she has you in a towel). "Would you like some nomses?"
Her sisters sigh "We're supposed to be cleaning Nina. He's a tough kitty. He'll be ok."
Kintal perks up. "Noms?"
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Kintal looks stunned from the violent washing, perhaps he was slammed against the side of the washing bucket? "...thank you Nina..."
She sets down and cuddles her kitty burrito (she has you in a towel). "Would you like some nomses?"
Her sisters sigh "We're supposed to be cleaning Nina. He's a tough kitty. He'll be ok."
Kintal perks up. "Noms?"
She begins feeding you little puff pastries filled with grilled seafoods while cradling you in one arm like a baby.
Dina rolls her eyes again.
A woman Kintal will recognize storms in with what appear to be 2 nuns in tow "I DEMAND THIS HOUSE OF FILTH BE SHUT DOWN IN THE NAME OF MY GAWDESS."