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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #320 on: January 13, 2009, 10:36:03 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 13, 2009, 10:17:08 PM
Tshern, which PrC did you get to be able to instantly crit at Craft: DMI checks (which shouldn't be crittable in the first place)?

To my mind, the appropriate question here is:

Why are you all so vulnerable to such weak DMI?

Tshern's ass isn't that repulsive a thought in the first place, nor was it so well constructed as to truly beg for visualization.

Did you people not spend your entire formulative years listening to disgusting uncles and cousins trying to catch each other in the worst possible traps of vile imagination as possible???






Besides... Tshern's ass and legs are nowhere near as astonishing as mine. I bet he doesn't even have nice, wide, child-bearing hips. Plus, if we're going all out, does he have the ass length hair to doll up and complete the package?
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #321 on: January 13, 2009, 10:41:28 PM »
Quote from: EjoThims on January 13, 2009, 10:36:03 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 13, 2009, 10:17:08 PM
Tshern, which PrC did you get to be able to instantly crit at Craft: DMI checks (which shouldn't be crittable in the first place)?

To my mind, the appropriate question here is:

Why are you all so vulnerable to such weak DMI?

Tshern's ass isn't that repulsive a thought in the first place, nor was it so well constructed as to truly beg for visualization.

Did you people not spend your entire formulative years listening to disgusting uncles and cousins trying to catch each other in the worst possible traps of vile imagination as possible???






Besides... Tshern's ass and legs are nowhere near as astonishing as mine. I bet he doesn't even have nice, wide, child-bearing hips. Plus, if we're going all out, does he have the ass length hair to doll up and complete the package?

Because I've seen worse...
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #322 on: January 13, 2009, 10:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 13, 2009, 10:41:28 PM

Because I've seen worse...

Exactly.

When you've seen all these horrible things (as I assume you must, having been on the internet), how does something so bland conjure up an image at all, much less one to mind disturbing?

 ??? ??? ???
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #323 on: January 14, 2009, 01:24:51 AM »
Quote from: EjoThims on January 13, 2009, 10:44:42 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 13, 2009, 10:41:28 PM

Because I've seen worse...

Exactly.

When you've seen all these horrible things (as I assume you must, having been on the internet), how does something so bland conjure up an image at all, much less one to mind disturbing?

 ??? ??? ???
Perhaps because it is someone you could claim to know?
Though, seconded on the 'not sufficiently disturbing', I've seen worse cosplays online, much less described. 100+ kg men should not cosplay little girls in skimpy clothing.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #324 on: January 14, 2009, 01:34:09 AM »
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #325 on: January 14, 2009, 01:55:48 AM »
Quote from: veekie on January 14, 2009, 01:24:51 AM
Perhaps because it is someone you could claim to know?

See, to my mind, that makes it more appealing. Especially when you're talking about man-ass that could potentially rival mine.

As well, no, large, sweaty, nasty men should not dress up as skimpily clad dainty young girls.  :mad
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #326 on: January 14, 2009, 03:49:18 AM »
Quote from: EjoThims on January 13, 2009, 10:44:42 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 13, 2009, 10:41:28 PM

Because I've seen worse...

Exactly.

When you've seen all these horrible things (as I assume you must, having been on the internet), how does something so bland conjure up an image at all, much less one to mind disturbing?

 ??? ??? ???

Let's put it this way... my mind works in very intricate, mysterious, labyrintic ways.

I am a guy who can relate nearly anything to everything.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #327 on: January 14, 2009, 06:24:51 AM »
Quote from: Bozwevial on January 13, 2009, 10:30:22 PM
15 pounds of weight, or are we talking currency here?
Can't quite remember, I was very wasted at the time.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #328 on: January 14, 2009, 07:53:16 AM »
Pics or it didn't happen :D



Sorry, it had to be said :P
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #329 on: January 14, 2009, 07:28:26 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on January 14, 2009, 07:53:16 AM
Pics or it didn't happen :D

Only pics I have for the relevant discussion are likely not quite appropriate for these boards.

Though, BiMR and AC have one, if you really want to see it.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #330 on: January 14, 2009, 07:39:56 PM »
BimR and AC have a pic of Tshern dressing like a girl?? o.0
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #331 on: January 14, 2009, 07:48:21 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on January 14, 2009, 07:39:56 PM
BimR and AC have a pic of Tshern dressing like a girl?? o.0


Oh, no.

Of how much like a woman's certain of my own qualities look.

And entirely not dressed up, hence the inappropriate for posting.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #332 on: January 14, 2009, 08:13:27 PM »
Quote from: EjoThims on January 14, 2009, 07:48:21 PM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on January 14, 2009, 07:39:56 PM
BimR and AC have a pic of Tshern dressing like a girl?? o.0


Oh, no.

Of how much like a woman's certain of my own qualities look.

And entirely not dressed up, hence the inappropriate for posting.
You have moobs?
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #333 on: January 14, 2009, 08:14:51 PM »
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 14, 2009, 08:13:27 PM
Quote from: EjoThims on January 14, 2009, 07:48:21 PM
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on January 14, 2009, 07:39:56 PM
BimR and AC have a pic of Tshern dressing like a girl?? o.0


Oh, no.

Of how much like a woman's certain of my own qualities look.

And entirely not dressed up, hence the inappropriate for posting.
You have moobs?

...Now THERE's a contraction if I ever saw one.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #334 on: January 14, 2009, 10:03:00 PM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on January 14, 2009, 07:39:56 PM
BimR and AC have a pic of Tshern dressing like a girl?? o.0
Sure, I hang around with them a lot.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #335 on: January 15, 2009, 03:07:20 AM »
Man, I wish I could post the video of AC's reaction to Ejo's picture.

Here's how it went:

At first I show him the nekkid picture-no it isn't a frontal, you sickos. He looks at it, then looks at me, "so?"

"That's Ejo."

"REALLY?" Does a double take. "That's really disturbing... REALLY?"

*insert me laughing* "Mmhmn!"

"Woooooow... He has a woman's ass."

*insert laughter here*

Of course, it doesn't help that Ejo has really long hair (down to his womanly ass).

If anyone can find a site where I could upload that vid, lemme know. I won't even bother with Youtube since I know it'll just get taken off the second I put it up.

 
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #336 on: January 15, 2009, 04:09:54 AM »
Rapidshare? It wouldn't stream, but it'd be viewable.
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It's also a little cold because of that.
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Quote from: Soda on July 22, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #337 on: January 16, 2009, 01:34:49 PM »

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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #338 on: January 16, 2009, 03:16:28 PM »
Awww, look at the little baby. You're so cute! Where's your mommy?

*Family Guy ripoff mode on.
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Re: Real life picture thread
« Reply #339 on: January 16, 2009, 07:56:21 PM »
Come on, where are the chicks?
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