Lol, dragonforce.
Being good at playing Dragonforce is like succeeding at failure.
"Hey, I'm Herman Lee. I can play the guitar really fast!"
"Hey, I'm Sam Totman, I can also play the guitar fast!"
"We should get together, and have fifteen minute long dueling guitar solos on EVERY FUCKING SONG WE DO and have them sound identical from song to song!"
"Yes, let's do that!"
When people ask me what is wrong with Metal, I point at Dragonforce and say "Yep, pretty much that."