Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex... (Read 165989 times)

CountArioch · « **Reply #880 on:** January 05, 2009, 01:53:48 AM »

Quote from: tsuyoshikentsu on January 04, 2009, 11:27:10 PM

So during today's threesome, I waited until we were well under way, pulled out my iPod, and put on "Never Gonna Give You Up."

lmao, epic.

Alastar · « **Reply #881 on:** January 07, 2009, 05:06:55 AM »

as in, abusive levels over 21 epic, not ''this is an epic tale''

bhu · « **Reply #882 on:** January 07, 2009, 06:17:40 AM »

"So...wanna explain why you spontaneously threw me to the ground and hummed the National Anthem into my asshole while holding my head to the ground?"

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #883 on:** January 07, 2009, 10:44:32 AM »

Cleanup on isle 12!

j0lt · « **Reply #884 on:** January 07, 2009, 12:34:27 PM »

No condoms? Don't worry, I'll just break the stem off this wine glass and use it!

emissary666 · « **Reply #885 on:** January 07, 2009, 06:37:05 PM »

"Consent? Who needs it?"

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #886 on:** January 07, 2009, 06:40:09 PM »

"Consent is for wussies. Just like pants..."

bhu · « **Reply #887 on:** January 08, 2009, 05:47:59 AM »

"Well...I guess from now on we have proof positive that pureed ginger root does not make good butt lube..."

CountArioch · « **Reply #888 on:** January 08, 2009, 11:42:25 AM »

Quote from: bhu on January 08, 2009, 05:47:59 AM

"Well...I guess from now on we have proof positive that pureed ginger root does not make good butt lube..."

I know people who are into that. Except they don't puree is, they just peel it and stick it in the nearest orifice. It's called figging.

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #889 on:** January 08, 2009, 11:49:33 AM »

It's called ruining perfectly good food

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #890 on:** January 08, 2009, 05:43:54 PM »

Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on January 08, 2009, 11:49:33 AM

It's called ruining perfectly good food

+1

...Unless they eat it afterwards.

Eww.

Tshern · « **Reply #891 on:** January 08, 2009, 05:45:55 PM »

That is not ruining the food anymore, huh?

Sinfire Titan · « **Reply #892 on:** January 08, 2009, 05:55:52 PM »

Quote from: Tshern on January 08, 2009, 05:45:55 PM

That is not ruining the food anymore, huh?

It's called spicing up the meal.

God, half of the things on this thread make me queasy. Reading it is like having an abortion crawl up your leg and try to penetrate you anally. And yet I just can't bring myself to stop.

Tshern · « **Reply #893 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:02:55 PM »

Can you make the abortion stop?

Sinfire Titan · « **Reply #894 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:03:26 PM »

Quote from: Tshern on January 08, 2009, 06:02:55 PM

Can you make the abortion stop?

The Lemmiwinks will get it. Eventually...

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #895 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:07:52 PM »

Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 05:55:52 PM

God, half of the things on this thread make me queasy. Reading it is like having an abortion crawl up your leg and try to penetrate you anally.

That sounds like a good D&D monster. Want to write up some stats for it?

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #896 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:10:41 PM »

Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 08, 2009, 06:07:52 PM

Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
God, half of the things on this thread make me queasy. Reading it is like having an abortion crawl up your leg and try to penetrate you anally.
That sounds like a good D&D monster. Want to write up some stats for it?

What'd you call it?

Bush's brainchild?

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #897 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:12:47 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 08, 2009, 06:10:41 PM

Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 08, 2009, 06:07:52 PM
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
God, half of the things on this thread make me queasy. Reading it is like having an abortion crawl up your leg and try to penetrate you anally.
That sounds like a good D&D monster. Want to write up some stats for it?

What'd you call it?

Bush's brainchild?

Dick Cheney?

Tshern · « **Reply #898 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:18:27 PM »

Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 08, 2009, 06:12:47 PM

Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 08, 2009, 06:10:41 PM
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 08, 2009, 06:07:52 PM
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
God, half of the things on this thread make me queasy. Reading it is like having an abortion crawl up your leg and try to penetrate you anally.
That sounds like a good D&D monster. Want to write up some stats for it?

What'd you call it?

Bush's brainchild?
Dick Cheney?

That's the other way around actually.

Sinfire Titan · « **Reply #899 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:18:39 PM »

Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 08, 2009, 06:07:52 PM

Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
God, half of the things on this thread make me queasy. Reading it is like having an abortion crawl up your leg and try to penetrate you anally.
That sounds like a good D&D monster. Want to write up some stats for it?

Way ahead of you. Atropal.

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