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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #820 on: December 16, 2008, 06:03:50 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #821 on: December 16, 2008, 06:30:16 PM »
I cast Enlarge Person.

Much to womens' disgruntlement, a penis is not a person.   :p


Seems to me AC likes Bone Knights too, hopefully the innuendo is clear enough here.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #822 on: December 16, 2008, 06:35:50 PM »
Her: *moaning* Ohh, was it good for you?
Him: Oh yeah.
Her: Good. Can you take it out now?

We were taking out a leaf from a table!!!! The table was sorta stuck together, so we had to tug and pull and exert ourselves to pull the table apart...
 
Point being: you're a sick bastard.

I think one can draw sick bastardness from starting a thread call "Worst thing to say during sex"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #823 on: December 16, 2008, 07:18:00 PM »
I cast Enlarge Person.

Much to womens' disgruntlement, a penis is not a person.   :p

Everything is still twice as tall/long and 8 times as heavy. This is why you should be concerned:

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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #824 on: December 16, 2008, 08:02:55 PM »
 
I cast Enlarge Person.

Much to womens' disgruntlement, a penis is not a person.   :p

Everything is still twice as tall/long and 8 times as heavy. This is why you should be concerned:

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Oh...  :hide


And that AC guy is such a perv for starting this thread without anyone bugging him incessantly to make it. He's such a sicko, I swear!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #825 on: December 16, 2008, 08:31:37 PM »
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #826 on: December 16, 2008, 10:19:12 PM »
Powerful build, anyone?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #827 on: December 17, 2008, 12:12:30 AM »
Powerful build, anyone?

A goliath with the first barbarian sub level goes into rage as he climaxes.....

*rrrrriiiiiiipppp!*

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #828 on: December 17, 2008, 09:29:50 AM »
Powerful build, anyone?

Needs relevant quotes.
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #829 on: December 17, 2008, 05:35:29 PM »
AC: "Ow, stop! That hurts"
Me: "That's what she said"
AC: "That's what she's GONNA say"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #830 on: December 17, 2008, 05:42:07 PM »
AC: "Ow, stop! That hurts"
Me: "That's what she said"
AC: "That's what she's GONNA say"

Elaborate. Now. :lmao
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #831 on: December 17, 2008, 05:45:45 PM »
Powerful build, anyone?

Needs relevant quotes.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #832 on: December 17, 2008, 08:50:08 PM »
Powerful build, anyone?

Needs relevant quotes.

Treated as one size category larger any time it would be advantageous to you.

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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #833 on: December 18, 2008, 09:26:25 AM »
I cast Enlarge Person.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #834 on: December 18, 2008, 10:39:29 AM »
...Goliath. Expansion.
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #835 on: December 18, 2008, 11:26:33 AM »
...Goliath. Expansion.
Two handed weapons always packed a HUGE punch  :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #836 on: December 18, 2008, 11:50:15 AM »
This has undoubtedly been mentioned at least once before, but...

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #837 on: December 18, 2008, 11:54:48 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #838 on: December 18, 2008, 12:28:52 PM »
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuuuuuuurtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuuuuuuuuuuuurtles..."

Why the fuck did you bring Faelryinth into this shit? :fo
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #839 on: December 18, 2008, 04:28:05 PM »
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuuuuuuurtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuuuuuuuuuuuurtles..."

Why the fuck did you bring Faelryinth into this shit? :fo

What the hell does TMNT have to do with Faelryinth?!
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