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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #640 on: November 03, 2008, 05:05:22 PM »
I think calling it 'fun-fun time' is enough to kill the mood for me
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #641 on: November 03, 2008, 05:14:03 PM »
Quote from: Shewolf on November 03, 2008, 05:05:22 PM
I think calling it 'fun-fun time' is enough to kill the mood for me
Sounds like something one would do with an eight year old.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #642 on: November 03, 2008, 05:15:36 PM »
Quote from: Tshern on November 03, 2008, 05:14:03 PM
Quote from: Shewolf on November 03, 2008, 05:05:22 PM
I think calling it 'fun-fun time' is enough to kill the mood for me
Sounds like something one would do with an eight year old.

So...?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #643 on: November 03, 2008, 05:16:32 PM »
And that opens up a whole new can of worms :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #644 on: November 03, 2008, 05:17:33 PM »
Just try to guess how I knew so well what it sounded like.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #645 on: November 03, 2008, 05:22:42 PM »
Quote from: Shewolf on November 03, 2008, 05:05:22 PM
I think calling it 'fun-fun time' is enough to kill the mood for me

How about collar and leash time? :flirt
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #646 on: November 03, 2008, 05:33:44 PM »
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Quote from: Shewolf on November 03, 2008, 05:05:22 PM
I think calling it 'fun-fun time' is enough to kill the mood for me

How about collar and leash time? :flirt
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #647 on: November 03, 2008, 05:47:49 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #648 on: November 03, 2008, 06:44:31 PM »
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How about collar and leash time?

That's not the worst thing that could be said during sex, even if it was not said by me.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #649 on: November 03, 2008, 06:46:08 PM »
"Look out, I'm going to piss in you!"  :lmao

As I recall, supposedly said by a French king, but I cannot recall which one or where I read it.

Don't think this one has been posted before. I hope not.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #650 on: November 03, 2008, 06:47:06 PM »
"Here Fido!  Good boy!"   :puppy
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #651 on: November 03, 2008, 06:48:39 PM »
Quote from: GawainBS on November 03, 2008, 05:47:49 PM
Quote from: Vidar on November 03, 2008, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sunic_Flames on November 03, 2008, 05:22:42 PM
Quote from: Shewolf on November 03, 2008, 05:05:22 PM
I think calling it 'fun-fun time' is enough to kill the mood for me

How about collar and leash time? :flirt

I'm a Dom. Nice try though. Lucky for you you aren't female. Or are you? *PAO* :P

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #652 on: November 03, 2008, 06:52:28 PM »
Quote from: InnaBinder on November 03, 2008, 06:47:06 PM
"Here Fido!  Good boy!"   :puppy
This has a personal touch with me, I had a dog named Fido once. No innuendo.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #653 on: November 03, 2008, 06:56:21 PM »
Quote from: Tshern on November 03, 2008, 06:52:28 PM
Quote from: InnaBinder on November 03, 2008, 06:47:06 PM
"Here Fido!  Good boy!"   :puppy
This has a personal touch with me, I had a dog named Fido once. No innuendo.

Inneundo is an implication. So if I just flat out say he likes it Doggy Style, that's ok right? :D
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #654 on: November 03, 2008, 07:02:16 PM »
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Inneundo is an implication. So if I just flat out say he likes it Doggy Style, that's ok right?

Depends. Is he the one on all fours?

Another one:

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"While we're at it: no four-year-olds on the pee-pee."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #655 on: November 03, 2008, 07:04:12 PM »
Reminds me of a bad punchline:

"Get off me, Pa, you're crushin' my smokes!'
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #656 on: November 03, 2008, 07:35:54 PM »
I'd say they both are. :P
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #657 on: November 03, 2008, 07:43:35 PM »
Quote from: Sunic_Flames on November 03, 2008, 07:35:54 PM
I'd say they both are. :P
How does that happen is unknown to me though, if you do it doggy style, go all the way like they do.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #658 on: November 03, 2008, 08:00:57 PM »
Don't make me Rule Thirty Four this shit! :D
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 21, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #659 on: November 03, 2008, 08:01:43 PM »
I'm sure it's been done.
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