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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #420 on: October 11, 2008, 07:20:40 AM »
Hmmm...not sure I have that one though i do have pissed cats in water.  Lemme look thru the collection of pics, I've needed a reason to go thru my cd's anyway...
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #421 on: October 11, 2008, 07:36:59 AM »
I just can't believe I left that at work... Wait a second... I sent it someone via Hotmail...


Found it:




It should describe AC's feelings perfectly if Rhino-girl sings that song.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #422 on: October 11, 2008, 03:30:49 PM »
"I think I left my vibrator on your mom's bed"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #423 on: October 11, 2008, 04:56:48 PM »
Quote from: Irthos Levethix on October 11, 2008, 03:30:49 PM
"I think I left my vibrator on your mom's bed"

"I think I left my vibrator in my mom's bed"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #424 on: October 11, 2008, 05:16:17 PM »
"I think I left my vibrator in your mom." :o
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #425 on: October 11, 2008, 05:21:18 PM »
"Condoms? My mom tells me its sexier when I don't use them."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #426 on: October 11, 2008, 07:18:51 PM »
Quote from: bhu on October 11, 2008, 07:12:32 AM
Quote from: BobismyRhino on October 11, 2008, 04:01:53 AM
Singing this during sex.

Totally stole that from the LOL thread. It makes me so happy.

And I definitely intend to sing it to AC...   I fear the repercussions, but frankly, It's sooo worth it.

It could be worse.  You could be singing this song instead


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uC5dAbXLw

 :angel

Noooooooooo! Now I can't get that song out of my head. :(
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #427 on: October 11, 2008, 09:19:26 PM »
But see, if I sang the Lesbian Song, then he'd be all, "Lemme go find a girl... and a video camera..."

But today was rather amusing:
Me: *in seductive voice* You've been a naughty boy *grab his butt*
AC: Oh, really? *grabbing mine*
Me: Yeah. A real, real bad boy. You need to be punished. *smack butt*
AC: Uh huh...? *smacks my butt*
Me: Mmhmmn, it's what you do to bad boys... Ooh, but you know what'd be REALLY hot?
AC: What?
Me: Doing the dishes. *sexy moan/whimper*

He attacked me with tickles and cursed my existence for that one. And I still did the dishes. He helped a little.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #428 on: October 11, 2008, 09:30:00 PM »
During work I thought of this on (and I don't think it's been said yet...I could be wrong though):

During climax: "I'm cheating on you!!!"

There was another one that I thought of while at work today, but I forgot....
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #429 on: October 12, 2008, 12:16:46 AM »
Quote from: Sunic_Flames on October 11, 2008, 05:16:17 PM
"I think I left my vibrator in your mom." :o

"Where are you going??"

"I think I left your mom tied to the Sybian..."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #430 on: October 12, 2008, 12:17:58 AM »
Quote from: GawainBS on October 11, 2008, 07:18:51 PM

Noooooooooo! Now I can't get that song out of my head. :(


I shall try to find you a replacement :D
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #431 on: October 12, 2008, 01:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Sunic_Flames on October 11, 2008, 05:16:17 PM
"I think I left my vibrator in your mom." :o

"I think I left my vibrator in my mom."

"I want to stick my nose in you"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #432 on: October 12, 2008, 01:43:32 PM »
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to dare to volunteer the obvious follow up. :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #433 on: October 13, 2008, 04:18:17 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBUY-sTbsPQ

Here ya go Gawain, this should clear that song from your mind (along with just about everything else.  Run.  Run quite fast).
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #434 on: October 13, 2008, 12:42:53 PM »
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"I think I left my vibrator in my mom."

"I think I left our vibrator in my dad."

"I think I left our dad in my vibrator."

The possibilities are endless!
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #435 on: October 13, 2008, 01:08:53 PM »
:lol
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #436 on: October 13, 2008, 01:56:26 PM »
"Let's have a threesome with my daughter."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #437 on: October 13, 2008, 02:01:25 PM »
Because the incest jokes have gone on long enough...

"I think I left my vibrator in your dog." :o
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 21, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #438 on: October 13, 2008, 02:02:28 PM »
Wow, that vibrator really gets around.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #439 on: October 13, 2008, 02:12:52 PM »
Quote from: Irthos Levethix on October 13, 2008, 02:02:28 PM
Wow, that vibrator really gets around.

I know, doesn't it?
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 21, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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