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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #400 on: October 10, 2008, 05:56:29 AM »
Quote from: BobismyRhino on October 10, 2008, 03:19:23 AM
You sick fuck.
Lesson to take away: Don't say things you aren't willing to back up :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #401 on: October 10, 2008, 06:49:15 AM »
Perhaps she didn't believe pretending to be Mickey Mouse would cause AC to act as Goofy. That is a storyline I haven't read in any of my Disney books...
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #402 on: October 10, 2008, 07:09:18 AM »
You don't read about Bert and Ernie in the books either... :smirk
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #403 on: October 10, 2008, 07:30:29 AM »
Quote from: AndyJames on October 10, 2008, 07:09:18 AM
You don't read about Bert and Ernie in the books either... :smirk
Nor do I intend to, but whatever you call the witch who always messes with Scrooge in English... I could read more about her.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #404 on: October 10, 2008, 02:24:28 PM »
Quote from: Tshern on October 10, 2008, 07:30:29 AM
Nor do I intend to, but whatever you call the witch who always messes with Scrooge in English... I could read more about her.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #405 on: October 10, 2008, 02:29:04 PM »
And I don't even know the English name of the character...
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #406 on: October 10, 2008, 02:30:57 PM »
Heh. Neither do I. It's been so long since I've watched any Scrooge...
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #407 on: October 10, 2008, 06:35:01 PM »
True story. Guy and girl were at a hotel. Girl goes on ahead to shower (pre-sex). Guy turns TV on. Girl returns, starts rubbing against him.

"Wait, wait, stop! Stop everything!"
"Why, what's wrong?"
"Conan the Barbarian is on."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #408 on: October 10, 2008, 06:40:57 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #409 on: October 10, 2008, 08:08:24 PM »
Yeah I could see how that might be an issue. You can't turn off that movie and if you leave it on she might think that Conan excites you. Though I have never seen any of those movies.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #410 on: October 10, 2008, 11:20:41 PM »
I think the mental image of Arnold Schwarzennegger in animal skin underwear would be enough to scar lots of minds.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #411 on: October 11, 2008, 01:38:48 AM »
Wow, that is tough.  Conan the Barbarian or sex.

I always liked the Conan drinking game.  Take a shot every time he kills someone.  You'll be dead of alcohol poisoning halfway through the movie.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #412 on: October 11, 2008, 02:11:33 AM »
Personally, I'd pick Conan.

My reasoning is that Conan the Barbarian is always fucking awesome.  Sex has been awesome maybe once or twice in my life. 
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #413 on: October 11, 2008, 02:15:09 AM »
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My reasoning is that Conan the Barbarian is always fucking awesome.  Sex has been awesome maybe once or twice in my life.

Wow. Bad partners?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #414 on: October 11, 2008, 02:19:10 AM »
Bad partner, singular.

I'm sure that nearly anyone is better than my previous, but I have yet to succeed in attracting someone.  However, my mood is on an upswing, and I do think eventually I'll find someone.  Just not anytime soon :p
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #415 on: October 11, 2008, 04:01:53 AM »
Singing this during sex.

Totally stole that from the LOL thread. It makes me so happy.

And I definitely intend to sing it to AC...   I fear the repercussions, but frankly, It's sooo worth it.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #416 on: October 11, 2008, 04:56:20 AM »
Oh dear. Now I wish I have my angry cat pic with me...
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #417 on: October 11, 2008, 07:12:32 AM »
Quote from: BobismyRhino on October 11, 2008, 04:01:53 AM
Singing this during sex.

Totally stole that from the LOL thread. It makes me so happy.

And I definitely intend to sing it to AC...   I fear the repercussions, but frankly, It's sooo worth it.

It could be worse.  You could be singing this song instead


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uC5dAbXLw

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #418 on: October 11, 2008, 07:13:34 AM »
Quote from: AndyJames on October 11, 2008, 04:56:20 AM
Oh dear. Now I wish I have my angry cat pic with me...

I have bajillions of them.  What nuance of angry would you like?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #419 on: October 11, 2008, 07:15:48 AM »
The one with the pissed kitty in the water. Mine has a caption saying: "Laugh it up. When I get out of here, someone is going to DIE!!!"

I might have posted it somewhere on this board...
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