Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex... (Read 165984 times)

AndyJames · « **Reply #300 on:** October 02, 2008, 01:04:51 AM »

That begs the question of... How the hell did your girl (that you quoted above) know what bull semen taste like

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #301 on:** October 02, 2008, 01:25:47 AM »

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That begs the question of... How the hell did your girl (that you quoted above) know what bull semen taste like

By being a former female toreador, of course.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #302 on:** October 02, 2008, 01:32:45 AM »

Seeing as how it was a comment from another conversation... you'd have to track down and ask her that.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #303 on:** October 02, 2008, 03:11:49 AM »

And FYI, it was sooo not me.

AndyJames · « **Reply #304 on:** October 02, 2008, 03:16:20 AM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on October 02, 2008, 03:11:49 AM

And FYI, it was sooo not me.

Hmm... prove it

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #305 on:** October 02, 2008, 03:16:52 AM »

Quote from: AndyJames on October 02, 2008, 03:16:20 AM

Quote from: BobismyRhino on October 02, 2008, 03:11:49 AM
And FYI, it was sooo not me.
Hmm... prove it

Read my post a couple posts back. I mention who's it is.

AndyJames · « **Reply #306 on:** October 02, 2008, 03:19:49 AM »

Shush you! I'm in the middle of trying to wind her up! (I know who it was)

j0lt · « **Reply #307 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:05:56 AM »

"Honey, I'm a narcolep... zzzzzzzzz" :rolleyes

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #308 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:07:53 AM »

It's okay, I'm a doctor.

Be still, my son.

Do you want that A in my class or not?

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #309 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:08:56 AM »

"So I was over at my sister's and she gave me these handcuffs and this ball gag..."

Elennsar · « **Reply #310 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:18:40 AM »

1) Whoa! Even better than a blow up doll! I gotta tell (friend's name)!

2) (After orgasming): I guess that was a natural 20 on my "to fuck" check.

3) "Shhh, (parent) will hear."

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #311 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:26:02 AM »

with #3...

Shhh... my wife will hear.

Or...

"You don't mind if Rex watches, do you?"
"No, dogs don't bother me."
*points to the mentally handicapped person chained to the wall in the corner* "No... That's Rex."

Elennsar · « **Reply #312 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:27:31 AM »

With your variation on #3, and this is in the "Things you don't want to hear" category:

"I think you should switch places."
"Hm?"
"With Rex."

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #313 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:28:30 AM »

I don't think I can top that... Well done, sir.

EjoThims · « **Reply #314 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:37:12 AM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on October 02, 2008, 05:28:30 AM

I don't think I can top that... Well done, sir.

I would expect that to be something you'd LIKE to hear during sex.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #315 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:40:52 AM »

Nooooooo. Bad Ejo. Just because you want to switch places with Rex doesn't mean everyone does.

PhoenixInferno · « **Reply #316 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:43:17 AM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on October 02, 2008, 05:07:53 AM

It's okay, I'm a doctor.

Be still, my son.

Do you want that A in my class or not?

Depends on what you do immediately after saying those things, but...they could be the BEST things to say during sex.

EjoThims · « **Reply #317 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:45:00 AM »

Quote from: AfterCrescent on October 02, 2008, 05:40:52 AM

Nooooooo. Bad Ejo. Just because you want to switch places with Rex doesn't mean everyone does.

I was referring the text I quoted...

And PI, I was thinking it depends what was done immediately before... Or possibly if you're just doing some kinky roleplay...

Plus, I would have fucked the vast majority of my female teachers, whether it helped my grade or not.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #318 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:49:08 AM »

Quote from: EjoThims on October 02, 2008, 05:45:00 AM

Plus, I would have fucked the vast majority of my female teachers, whether it helped my grade or not.

Plus fucking one.

PhoenixInferno · « **Reply #319 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:52:41 AM »

Quote from: EjoThims on October 02, 2008, 05:45:00 AM

Plus, I would have fucked the vast majority of my female teachers, whether it helped my grade or not.

Not sure I can join the bandwagon on this one...I've had very unattractive female teachers.

There was this one math TA in college though...

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