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Tshern · « **Reply #1060 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:54:30 PM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on March 28, 2009, 06:45:18 PM

I think it's only fair, that whatever a guy gets to do to me, I get to do to him.

I have been told that, but then she decided she would not blow me in a bus.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #1061 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:01:01 PM »

Quote from: Tshern on March 28, 2009, 06:54:30 PM

Quote from: BobismyRhino on March 28, 2009, 06:45:18 PM
I think it's only fair, that whatever a guy gets to do to me, I get to do to him.
I have been told that, but then she decided she would not blow me in a bus.

Well, she's no fun.

Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 28, 2009, 06:48:41 PM

Good luck finding a man with a vagina.

I swear, I know at least 3 that have them. They're the whiniest little...

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1062 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:18:36 PM »

I take it they have sand in them as well?

Tshern · « **Reply #1063 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:45:47 PM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on March 28, 2009, 07:01:01 PM

Quote from: Tshern on March 28, 2009, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: BobismyRhino on March 28, 2009, 06:45:18 PM
I think it's only fair, that whatever a guy gets to do to me, I get to do to him.
I have been told that, but then she decided she would not blow me in a bus.

Well, she's no fun.

Apparently she was not drunk enough. Scarily enough, I was sober when I did that. Then again, if I could dare her to do everything I have outside sex as well....

tusk · « **Reply #1064 on:** March 29, 2009, 06:52:17 AM »

Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on March 28, 2009, 07:18:36 PM

I take it they have ~~sand~~ centipedes in them as well?

Fixed.

CountArioch · « **Reply #1065 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:16:42 AM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on March 28, 2009, 06:45:18 PM

I think it's only fair, that whatever a guy gets to do to me, I get to do to him.

Certainly. It's only fair.

Be sure to reverse the advice I gave before, AC should follow BimR's advice, and BimR should follow AC's advice of the recipient and the donors are reversed.

CountArioch · « **Reply #1066 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:14:07 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 28, 2009, 05:52:51 PM

Quote from: CountArioch on March 28, 2009, 01:55:23 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 28, 2009, 01:45:50 PM
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Like I mentioned before, I studied sexual techniques and positions for years. I'm actually fairly eager to put them into practice again, however I have yet to find a market for what I'm selling.

You probably just need a better PR and/or marketing division.

I agree. About 3-4 weeks ago, I fired a lot of poor performers in both those divisions and am working towards restaffing those positions. However, they have an uphill battle, the last guys really messed things up and I'm finding it challenging to regain market confidence.

Just do what every company does in such a situation. Find a new market.

If I can get through to my associates, I intend to.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #1067 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:17:35 AM »

BimR requested I post this conversation.

BimR: *whines*
AC: Stop whining.
BimR: *whines*
AC: Stop whining or I'll pee on you. (Used to be a standard threat)
BimR: *smiles and continues whining*

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #1068 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:29:57 AM »

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

You said that you would pee IN my mouth!

Straw_Man · « **Reply #1069 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:39:35 AM »

Whoah, this thread is getting disturbingly hot. Yes, I'm a freak.

Tarotdragoon · « **Reply #1070 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:34:13 AM »

O_o is it weird that i've had that conversation too?

I have one for the topic, not so much a 'worst thing to say' so much as what happened,

left Ipod on shuffle (on a nice sexy song) and on comes the pokemon sound track

never ever leave your ipod on shuffle while doing the naughty

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1071 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:35:39 AM »

Epic win right there

Bozwevial · « **Reply #1072 on:** March 30, 2009, 12:53:47 PM »

Evidently, this is a common practice:

http://xkcd.com/400/

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #1073 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:54:20 PM »

Power Rangers is awesome background music for sex.

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1074 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:56:44 PM »

You sound like someone who has experience with that

Next up, "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Tshern · « **Reply #1075 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:00:12 PM »

Never gonna stop, rather.

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1076 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:01:02 PM »

Heh, I wish I had the fysical fitness for that (and a girl to try it with ofcourse

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Kuroimaken · « **Reply #1077 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:11:03 PM »

Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on March 30, 2009, 05:01:02 PM

Heh, I wish I had the fysical fitness for that (and a girl to try it with ofcourse )

The best part of not being on top is that whoever's riding you thinks she's got the upper hand while she's only working her ass off (perhaps literally) to get you to climax.

That's why buffer Wizards only ever have sex in reverse cowgirl position.

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1078 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:19:34 PM »

Somehow I think I like the idea of a girl on top, maybe I'll find out if I'm right someday

Although I gotta say sex isn't really on my list of priorities.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #1079 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:27:27 PM »

Girl on top is a little scary. You can snap a dick that way. True story.

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