Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex... (Read 165986 times)

Vidar · « **Reply #1040 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:15:01 AM »

If you can't do, teach?
And if you can't teach, teach gym?

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1041 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:38:44 AM »

That was damn epic

CountArioch · « **Reply #1042 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:02:43 PM »

Quote from: Vidar on March 28, 2009, 07:15:01 AM

If you can't do, teach?
And if you can't teach, teach gym?

I don't want to teach, I want to DO.

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1043 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:08:32 PM »

Teaching through the hands-on approach?

CountArioch · « **Reply #1044 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:45:35 PM »

I could handle that.

j0lt · « **Reply #1045 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:49:34 PM »

In bed, ready to go, but looking at a diagram and mumbling "Put tab A into slot B? What the hell is slot B?"

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1046 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:06:03 PM »

Ah, the old IKEA-erotica

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #1047 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:45:50 PM »

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Like I mentioned before, I studied sexual techniques and positions for years. I'm actually fairly eager to put them into practice again, however I have yet to find a market for what I'm selling.

You probably just need a better PR and/or marketing division.

CountArioch · « **Reply #1048 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:55:23 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 28, 2009, 01:45:50 PM

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Like I mentioned before, I studied sexual techniques and positions for years. I'm actually fairly eager to put them into practice again, however I have yet to find a market for what I'm selling.

You probably just need a better PR and/or marketing division.

I agree. About 3-4 weeks ago, I fired a lot of poor performers in both those divisions and am working towards restaffing those positions. However, they have an uphill battle, the last guys really messed things up and I'm finding it challenging to regain market confidence.

Tshern · « **Reply #1049 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:00:12 PM »

Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on March 28, 2009, 01:06:03 PM

Ah, the old IKEA-erotica

Goddamn Swedes...

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1050 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:04:09 PM »

Quote from: Tshern on March 28, 2009, 05:00:12 PM

Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on March 28, 2009, 01:06:03 PM
Ah, the old IKEA-erotica
Goddamn Swedes...

Bloody ABBA...

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #1051 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:52:51 PM »

Quote from: CountArioch on March 28, 2009, 01:55:23 PM

Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 28, 2009, 01:45:50 PM
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Like I mentioned before, I studied sexual techniques and positions for years. I'm actually fairly eager to put them into practice again, however I have yet to find a market for what I'm selling.

You probably just need a better PR and/or marketing division.

I agree. About 3-4 weeks ago, I fired a lot of poor performers in both those divisions and am working towards restaffing those positions. However, they have an uphill battle, the last guys really messed things up and I'm finding it challenging to regain market confidence.

Just do what every company does in such a situation. Find a new market.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #1052 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:21:46 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on March 28, 2009, 05:52:51 PM

Just do what every company does in such a situation. Find a new market.

Arioch International

The art of sexin' goes global.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #1053 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:29:50 PM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on March 28, 2009, 06:21:46 PM

Arioch International

The art of anal sexin' goes global.

Fixed

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1054 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:31:15 PM »

Really looking forward to anal, aren't you AC?

Tshern · « **Reply #1055 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:35:17 PM »

He should, it can be pretty damn pleasant, it's just a matter of skill. And just a general tip, do not be afraid of your size, 16 inches is enough for any girl.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #1056 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:41:10 PM »

Quote from: Tshern on March 28, 2009, 06:35:17 PM

He should, it can be pretty damn pleasant, it's just a matter of skill. And just a general tip, do not be afraid of your size, 16 inches is enough for any girl.

Sometimes the problem ain't length, it's girth.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #1057 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:45:18 PM »

I think it's only fair, that whatever a guy gets to do to me, I get to do to him.

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #1058 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:47:59 PM »

Ow boy...

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #1059 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:48:41 PM »

Quote from: BobismyRhino on March 28, 2009, 06:45:18 PM

I think it's only fair, that whatever a guy gets to do to me, I get to do to him.

Good luck finding a man with a vagina.

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