Reminds me of a crappy joke:
A man with nerdish looks and definite lack of sexual experience walks into a brothel asking for service. All the women know he will be an easy job, who can be treated any way they want. Then one of the hookers, a mean lady too, comes next to the man and tells him to follow her. They get into a room and the man starts to undress himself and when he's all out of clothes the girl laughs a bit and sneeringly asks: "Who do you think you are going to satisfy with that little thing?" To great surprise the man is by no means offended and happily he answers: "Ah, myself."
