"We are about to launch an attack on an area claimed by the head wizard's nephew to stop him from using a cursed artifact to cause trouble. We have the local law enforcement and military involved, so we should be fine."
I love this sentence, and I love you. It is obvious this world has tainted us already, if the thought of taking on an artifact-enhanced necromancer is alright because in the space of a few hours we've riled up the local military and law enforcement, gathering them under our banner to fight said threat.
Strikes me as particularly crazy, particularly this campaign, and particularly awesome.