This is so against RAI, I don't know whether to be giddy or sickened
Why not be both?
In my experiences, they often come sequentially. For instance, I'm feeling a bit sick right now which is causing my head to spin and a certain giddiness to come out.
Arias, where in Complete Champion does it give Rage variants? I only see the totem spirits, which have nothing to do with Rage.