"Wherever innocents cry, I will be there to lend my shoulder! Wherever evil abounds, there shall be my fists of justice! Wherever--"
Mugen's speech is cut short by a grenade lobbed his way by Matsuko.
"CUT THE BULLSHIT AND HELP ME TAKE THIS ASSHOLE INTO CUSTODY!"
Coughing up smoke and looking comically burnt, Mugen replied, "Awww, don't be like that, Matsuko-chan! Loosen up! Put on a chainmail bikini like the other female adventurers! I know you've got a great p--"
A barrage of bullets flew his way, making the man dance in place.
"--alright, alright, I'll stop! Geez!!"
Mugen looked relatively tallish. He had long, wavy blue hair. His torso was naked, despite not displaying a muscle tone defined enough to justify it. Strangely, on his arms he wore black sleeves which ended in a pair of fingerless leather gloves. Upon his back was a massive blue cape with a stylized flame design on it. The cape's collar was high, not unlike a vampire's. He also wore a pair of dark blue hakama, the same hue as his cape, and a pair of steel-toed leather boots. At his waist were a pair of katanas - one with a white handle and green scabbard, and the other with a green handle and white scabbard. Over his right eye was an eyepatch with a skull motif.
"...would you be so kind as to lend me a bit of your attention?"
With that, Baron Ashura fired a black-purpleish ray of energy towards Matsuko's back. Apparently, she was so distracted by Mugen that she let her guard down.
"HEY YOU!! WE WEREN'T DONE TALKING!!"
With that, the eyepatch's skull opens its mouth with a ghastly moan, its eyes lighting up in red.
"Attacking a lady from behind is INEXCUSABLE! I will NOT stand idly by and tolerate this! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
The themesong picks up again as the trio of odd male cheerleaders pick up their pace.