Is this a 3rd edition version, or a 4th edition version ...
A Zombie Survival Kit.
Contains:
1 Fireman's Axe
1 10-Gauge Shotgun
30 10-gauge shells
1 9mm Beretta Semi-Automatic Handgun
5 clips for the Beretta, fully-loaded
1 box of 9mm bullets
The Zombie Survival Guide
1 fifth of vodka (Grey Goose or Finlandia)
1 fifth of whiskey
1 fifth of tequila (Mezcal)
1 fifth of Bailey's
When the zombiepocalypse or wightocalypse comes, you'll be prepared.
Girl turned 21, and went out, and tried to do the 21 drinks at 21 bars thing.
She weighed about 120 lbs.
Bike cop sees here friends dragging her.
He stops them.
They say there's no problem officer !!
He ignores them, and
hammers on her chest, in a way to check her autonomic system.
She has no response.
This means she's dying on the spot.
He calls for immediate transport.
She blew a .69 bac.
Record highest for the college and the county.
She survived.
She's lucky, and minimal permanent damage.
Her "friends" went to jail.
Be "stupid" but please don't be that stupid.
Remember D&D loves you.
