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Re: Why is alignment a mechanical component?
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2010, 08:35:10 PM »
... but you can argue if someone is CG or NE and both sides will have a strong case.
This is supposed to be Neutral Evil personified, but only from a Lawful Neutral point of view.

This is a perfectly reasonable argument, from a Chaotic Neutral point of view (now).
This is not a perfectly reasonable argument, from a Chaotic Neutral point of view (now now).
The Slaad will tell you Phrenic Kittens.

Batman has never been Chaotic Neutral imho ... CG yes, when he's totally out of favor.
Beastlands is the Neutral Chaotic Good. Batman ain't Beastlands.
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Re: Why is alignment a mechanical component?
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2010, 12:47:09 AM »
The Slaad will tell you Phrenic Kittens.

No, the Slaad will Giant Frog your Giant Frog, and Giant Frog the Giant Frogging Giant Frog to Giant Frog and Giant Frog. No Giant Frog about it.

(Couldn't resist)
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Re: Why is alignment a mechanical component?
« Reply #42 on: October 28, 2010, 09:53:18 AM »
The Slaad will tell you Phrenic Kittens.

No, the Slaad will Giant Frog your Giant Frog, and Giant Frog the Giant Frogging Giant Frog to Giant Frog and Giant Frog. No Giant Frog about it.

(Couldn't resist)
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Re: Why is alignment a mechanical component?
« Reply #43 on: October 28, 2010, 09:54:30 AM »
The Slaad will tell you Phrenic Kittens.

No, the Slaad will Giant Frog your Giant Frog, and Giant Frog the Giant Frogging Giant Frog to Giant Frog and Giant Frog. No Giant Frog about it.

(Couldn't resist)

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Re: Why is alignment a mechanical component?
« Reply #44 on: October 28, 2010, 10:00:48 AM »
The Slaad will tell you Phrenic Kittens.

No, the Slaad will Giant Frog your Giant Frog, and Giant Frog the Giant Frogging Giant Frog to Giant Frog and Giant Frog. No Giant Frog about it.

(Couldn't resist)

It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.