Paul heads to the desk and starts filling out paperwork.
Name: Paul Trey
Specialization(s): Chickens, Clerical Magic, Culinary Arts, Cutting things in half.
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He hands the paper to the receptionist, who takes one look at it. "What is this writing? It's barely better than chicken scratch."
"PUN DETECTED. ADMINISTERING PUN-ISHMENT...GET IT?" a computerized voice says before a beam of light emerges from the wall, frying the receptionist turning her into ashes.
Her last words were "I hate Mondays..."
Six seconds later, a hole in the wall opens and a tiny construct with the Caduceus symbol on it klutters about on the floor to the dust and vacuums it in. It then spits out a bottle with a spray nozzle, which a second receptionist takes, using it to spray the air in the shape of a person, much like spraying on a wall with spray paint. The particles coalesce into a very miffed receptionist, who after spitting a dust bunny out of her mouth, simply takes Pauls paper and puts it in the tray for the next shift to deal with.
"Next!"