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skydragonknight

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2010, 06:04:45 PM »
Paul heads to the desk and starts filling out paperwork.

Name: Paul Trey
Specialization(s): Chickens, Clerical Magic, Culinary Arts, Cutting things in half.
.....
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He hands the paper to the receptionist, who takes one look at it. "What is this writing? It's barely better than chicken scratch."

"PUN DETECTED. ADMINISTERING PUN-ISHMENT...GET IT?" a computerized voice says before a beam of light emerges from the wall, frying the receptionist turning her into ashes.
Her last words were "I hate Mondays..."

Six seconds later, a hole in the wall opens and a tiny construct with the Caduceus symbol on it klutters about on the floor to the dust and vacuums it in. It then spits out a bottle with a spray nozzle, which a second receptionist takes, using it to spray the air in the shape of a person, much like spraying on a wall with spray paint. The particles coalesce into a very miffed receptionist, who after spitting a dust bunny out of her mouth, simply takes Pauls paper and puts it in the tray for the next shift to deal with.
"Next!"
« Last Edit: November 11, 2010, 06:08:25 PM by skydragonknight »
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2010, 09:10:14 PM »
Talon salutes once more to the Head-In-A-Jar, and proceeds to reception. Taking the pen, a few low beeps emit from him and he fills out the paperwork, processing all of the data fields like a printer, a line at a time, though only within a few seconds. His signature is accompanied by a crest-shaped symbol containing a dragon's head.

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2010, 09:53:14 PM »
"Personal crest detected. Dragon's head number 68472091 registered. Thank you for your time. May we suggest more original designs?" A feminine electronic voice replies to Talon.
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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2010, 10:37:54 PM »
"Oh, it's not my personal crest. This is the symbol of Bahamut, the Platinum Dragon."

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2010, 12:50:32 AM »
"Follower of Bahamut number 5468461654641 registered."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #45 on: November 12, 2010, 01:14:31 AM »
Sabot slaps down his official "Queen 'I don't give a shit' Mab Changeling-Bastard Rather Authorized, Daringly International Omniventurer license".  The florescent lights glisten off the limited edition holofoil collector's portrait, and the watermarks ooze half-frozen blood onto the counter.
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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #46 on: November 12, 2010, 01:29:47 AM »
An attendant looks down on what Sabot just put down.

She then points to another corner.

"The Junior Adventurer's League is over there."

Where she points to, there's a door with "Daycare" written over it.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2010, 01:38:08 AM »
It's valid.  Mab just has... a unique and stunning personality which I wouldn't dare to call something so plebeian as eccentric.

Sabot discreetly checks the reflections in the marble behind the receptionist.  Checking over your shoulder to see someone right behind you is amateur-hour bullshit..
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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2010, 02:02:51 AM »
Kyx says monotonically (even for a talking suit of armor) "I don't even have a body of my own, and you expect me to have some kind of ID?"
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2010, 03:07:19 AM »
"Maybe say ze last four letters of your true name?"
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2010, 10:25:42 AM »
"You're not expected to HAVE an ID, you're expected to PROCESS one." The attendant working with Kyx notes to him.

"What she said."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2010, 05:44:57 PM »
Sprouting a feather-brimmed hat, Eren begins to fill out the forms.
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Name: Professor Elis Talia Re'krrth Jane Noldobar III
Specialization(s): Anything you want
"There. :D Can we go now?" She taps an oversized foot on the floor impatiently.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2010, 05:58:16 PM by Prime32 »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #52 on: November 12, 2010, 06:46:44 PM »
Sprouting a feather-brimmed hat, Eren begins to fill out the forms.
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Name: Professor Elis Talia Re'krrth Jane Noldobar III
Specialization(s): Anything you want
"There. :D Can we go now?" She taps an oversized foot on the floor impatiently.

"The stripper corner is that-a-way." says her attendant, deadpan.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #53 on: November 12, 2010, 07:21:17 PM »
The bloodly ice just sort of ooooooooozes around.  Sabot sighs, and sticks a form onto the puddle.  It starts forming letters in immaculate cursive.

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Sabot Trenloce.  Adventurer for hire, handsome for free.

If there is one thing that all fey universally hate, it's filling out paperwork.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2010, 04:40:37 AM by The_Mad_Linguist »
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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #54 on: November 12, 2010, 09:16:52 PM »
Sprouting a feather-brimmed hat, Eren begins to fill out the forms.
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Name: Professor Elis Talia Re'krrth Jane Noldobar III
Specialization(s): Anything you want
"There. :D Can we go now?" She taps an oversized foot on the floor impatiently.

"The stripper corner is that-a-way." says her attendant, deadpan.
Eren frowns. "I prefer the term 'disrobement performance artist'."
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #55 on: November 12, 2010, 09:42:49 PM »
Sprouting a feather-brimmed hat, Eren begins to fill out the forms.
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Name: Professor Elis Talia Re'krrth Jane Noldobar III
Specialization(s): Anything you want
"There. :D Can we go now?" She taps an oversized foot on the floor impatiently.

"The stripper corner is that-a-way." says her attendant, deadpan.
Eren frowns. "I prefer the term 'disrobement performance artist'."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #56 on: November 13, 2010, 01:19:44 AM »
Ghiktibur fills in his paperwork, using his best handwriting.

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Name: Ghiktibur
Specialization(s): Stab people in the face, help others to stab people in the face

"I guess this should do it. Sadly I don't have any fancy crest or signature..."


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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2010, 10:31:35 AM »
A BARBARIAN's best handwriting.

"Nah, we actually get 'stab people in the face' as an occupation a lot."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #58 on: November 14, 2010, 10:01:02 PM »
Zane sets down a form he'd filled out a few times by now.

Name: Zane Wesley Fisher
Occupation: Mercenary Gunman, formerly of the Desert Rose Brigade
Specializations: Gun-fu, Gun Kata, Arcane Gunmanship, Making Big Holes

He stops after his last "specialization," and submits it despite the possible gay-cowboy jokes.

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Re: And back to town it is...
« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2010, 12:04:28 PM »
"At least you came out of the desert as opposed to some mountain, hon."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!