Favorite Silly Builds/Tactics

[ninjarabbit]

Alienist summoning pseudonatural dire weasels.

The pseudonatural template grants true strike 1/day and dire weasels attach themselves to a foe on a sucessful hit and drain 1d4 con every round afterwards. Put 2 and 2 together.

[Prime32]

Use cheese to gain the Distant Shot feat without prereqs. Throw enemies into the sun.

[Caelic]

Alienist summoning pseudonatural dire weasels.

The pseudonatural template grants true strike 1/day and dire weasels attach themselves to a foe on a sucessful hit and drain 1d4 con every round afterwards. Put 2 and 2 together.

That's not silly, that's the nuclear option.  We quite literally have a weapons ban on pseudonatural dire weasels in our campaign after the first time I summoned them--we don't use them against the DM, and he doesn't use them against us.

[BeholderSlayer]

Use Iron Heart Surge to remove the source of your problems from light sensitivity. BAM! You just IHS'd the sun out of existence.

Of course, it's just as likely that you'll just die.

[Mixster]

Use cheese to gain the Distant Shot feat without prereqs. Throw enemies into the sun.

I lol'd

[snakeman830]

Cluck-Fu Master was always a favorite of mine.  Who knew you could optomize both Commoner and Vow of Poverty in the same build?

[KellKheraptis]

Cluck-Fu Master was always a favorite of mine.  Who knew you could optomize both Commoner and Vow of Poverty in the same build?

Reminds you of the chickens from Legend of Zelda...the only thing you COULDN'T KILL in the entire game damn near.

[strider24seven]

Let us not forget:
Ingredients:  Warforged, smattering of classes, a few feats, lots of time

Warforged Factotum 8/Psion (Shaper) 1/Marshal 1/Exemplar 5/Zhentarim Spy 5

Your skill of choice is...
Craft (BASKETWEAVING!!!)

You can weave baskets non-stop as a Warforged, create the ingredients for a basket through Psionic Minor Creation, add Charisma to your basket-weaving skills, convert people to your cause through basketweaving, and even be a basketweaving spy through Zhent Spy!  Have an Ancestral Relic and/or Item familiar basket for the lolz. 

If you can get your Craft check to 320, then you can weave a basket in 1 full-round.  Weave them around your foes.  The possibilities are endless.

[Lycanthromancer]

I want a kobold commoner who specializes in weasels. Regular weasels, swarms of weasels, dire weasels, dire weasel mobs, and pants weasels. Get that Handle Animal up, and watch their jaws (and if you make a high enough check, their pants) drop.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

Blessed by Tem-Et-Nu.

/thread

[Prime32]

Blessed by Tem-Et-Nu.

/thread

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I seem to remember that the main trick was controlling heavily templated hippos, anthropomorphic hippos with class levels, and those guys from Spelljammer.

[Lycanthromancer]

Give the hippos the obese trait, fill up a portable hole, and pull out an Operation Hippo Hop.

[strider24seven]

Blessed by Tem-Et-Nu.

/thread

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I seem to remember that the main trick was controlling heavily templated hippos, anthropomorphic hippos with class levels, and those guys from Spelljammer.

Your link is broken.

So we have hippos and weasels, cats and bears.  What other animals can we add to our silly little circus?

[Rebel7284]

Blessed by Tem-Et-Nu.

/thread

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I seem to remember that the main trick was controlling heavily templated hippos, anthropomorphic hippos with class levels, and those guys from Spelljammer.

Your link is broken.

So we have hippos and weasels, cats and bears.  What other animals can we add to our silly little circus?

Didn't we have toad optimization some time last week?

edit: and there is always the chicken infested flaw.

[Lycanthromancer]

Blessed by Tem-Et-Nu.

/thread

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I seem to remember that the main trick was controlling heavily templated hippos, anthropomorphic hippos with class levels, and those guys from Spelljammer.

Your link is broken.

So we have hippos and weasels, cats and bears.  What other animals can we add to our silly little circus?

Didn't we have toad optimization some time last week?

edit: and there is always the chicken infested flaw.

Oh, yes. Exploding chickens. The other wight meat.

[strider24seven]

Cats and Toads,
Hippos and Weasels,
Chickens and Bears,
Oh my!

My next submission:

Ingredients:  Psion (Kineticist optimal) with leadership and relevant craft skills, Warforged Warlock cohort (Adamantine body optional) with levels in Kensai, bag of holding, Control Body power, a thin slab of Riverine, a way to survive in a vacuum

1) Have the cohort enchant his fists with Throwing, Returning, and other relevant properties (Explosive, etc.)
2) Graft the Bag of Holding to the Warforged's face
3) Hop inside and attach the riverine in front of the hole of the bag of holding
4) Manifest Control Body on your cohort
5) Become Iron Man.  
6)
7) Profit!

You have a suit that can shoot lasers or his rocket fists.  Alternatively, enchant his slam attack with Throwing, but not Returning.  Kamikaze anyone?  Note that you can also launch missiles (psionic powers) from inside the suit if you have Transdimensional Power (Riverine is a force effect).  

For further fun, you can use Solicit Psicrystal with Control Body to turn your suit over to autopilot so you can blast with impunity.

[X-Codes]

Blessed by Tem-Et-Nu.

/thread

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I seem to remember that the main trick was controlling heavily templated hippos, anthropomorphic hippos with class levels, and those guys from Spelljammer.

Your link is broken.

So we have hippos and weasels, cats and bears.  What other animals can we add to our silly little circus?

Didn't we have toad optimization some time last week?

edit: and there is always the chicken infested flaw.

Oh, yes. Exploding chickens. The other wight meat.

Someone brought up the Trouserfang Dwarf, too, which involves poisonous snakes.

[Shadowhunter]

Blessed by Tem-Et-Nu.

/thread

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I seem to remember that the main trick was controlling heavily templated hippos, anthropomorphic hippos with class levels, and those guys from Spelljammer.

Your link is broken.

So we have hippos and weasels, cats and bears.  What other animals can we add to our silly little circus?

Didn't we have toad optimization some time last week?

edit: and there is always the chicken infested flaw.

Yes, the Amphibian Paraplegic Assault Brigade.
It involved toads, magebred, the flaws slow and pathetic, along with shape soulmeld: dissolving spittle and some feat that grants a point of essentia.
I assume we used magebred for the +4 to Con to qualify for the feats.
The idea started here.

[Mushroom]

The idea started here.

That is so my next character...

[strider24seven]

The idea started here.

That is so my next character...

That idea is made of win. 
I nominate all of those involved to receive one internet apiece.