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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2011, 09:42:38 AM »
Could do lesser arcane fusion shenanigans with it.
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #61 on: October 17, 2011, 11:19:31 PM »
so many possibilities with contingencies...

combining with psionics also opens up a number of options.
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #62 on: October 18, 2011, 01:23:05 AM »
Obviously extreme thread necromancy here, but I really wanted to bump this to the front page for a rehash. (Maybe some newer people have input)

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There is no shame in necro'ing here; just sayin'.

I have to say a Trail Mix (Acorn of Far Travel) Cookie would be fun, or a Sugar Rush Cookie (Lesser Arcane Fusion (Haste+Snake's Swiftness)).
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On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #63 on: October 18, 2011, 04:34:46 PM »
a Headless Horseman Pumpkin (Decerebrate) Cookie would be an effective deterrent, or great for Halloween tricks. Or, you could re-flavor it as the tastes-so-good-your-head-explodes or some more clever phraseology. Maybe the Highlander Cookie....

combine that (stp arcane fusion?) with Fiery Discorporation for creepy villain suicide escapes.  (Crash and Burn Cookie?)
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #64 on: October 21, 2011, 01:50:40 AM »
Flesh to Ice: the ultimate mint cookie
Cloudkill: bad gas cookie
Heart Ripper: the heart attack cookie
Shivering Touch: the other ultimate mint cookie
Cacaphonic Burst: the loudest crunch cookie
Recitation: the share with your friends cookie
Revivify: the cookie that's so good, it'll bring 'em back for more!
Greater Vigour: the cookie with the great aftertaste

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #65 on: October 21, 2011, 01:08:12 PM »
Cookie of Summon monster III, Celestial Bison flavour
Glow in the dark cookie (glitterdust)
Molasses Cookie (web)
Magic mushroom cookie (hallucinatory terrain) 

For some reason this reminds me of the futurama episode where fry eats his just add water disk

Edit: Wizards Deodorant (Cookie of remove scent), I also hear that a cookie of Balor Nimbus makes you really hot in the sack

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #66 on: October 21, 2011, 03:48:43 PM »
Finger Darts in a cookie? = Mrs. Lovett's cookies ;)

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #67 on: October 21, 2011, 06:46:05 PM »

If you eat too many 120% Real shadow Chocolate Chip Cookies

do you get a 120% real ... :bounce ... sugar-fit too ??

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #68 on: October 22, 2011, 02:04:14 AM »

If you eat too many 120% Real shadow Chocolate Chip Cookies

do you get a 120% real ... :bounce ... sugar-fit too ??


You know i read allll the way thru to here wanting to be the first to state hey! this IS shadow craft why arent the cookies 120% real

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #69 on: October 22, 2011, 02:09:38 AM »

If you eat too many 120% Real shadow Chocolate Chip Cookies

do you get a 120% real ... :bounce ... sugar-fit too ??


First thought: "Let's find out!" *immediately begins to leave chair to grab a shadowcookie, then realizes that they do not in fact exist.*


...I think it's time for me to sleep.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #70 on: October 22, 2011, 04:43:11 PM »

And with a 120% real shadow Jump-rope.

If you look close enough you can see it too.
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #71 on: October 22, 2011, 07:27:46 PM »

If you eat too many 120% Real shadow Chocolate Chip Cookies

do you get a 120% real ... :bounce ... sugar-fit too ??


First thought: "Let's find out!" *immediately begins to leave chair to grab a shadowcookie, then realizes that they do not in fact exist.*


...I think it's time for me to sleep.

But if you believe they don't exist, doesn't that mean they are more effective?


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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #72 on: October 22, 2011, 10:04:12 PM »

If you eat too many 120% Real shadow Chocolate Chip Cookies

do you get a 120% real ... :bounce ... sugar-fit too ??


First thought: "Let's find out!" *immediately begins to leave chair to grab a shadowcookie, then realizes that they do not in fact exist.*


...I think it's time for me to sleep.

But if you believe they don't exist, doesn't that mean they are more effective?

Then wouldn't that mean that they're MORE fattening if you don't believe they are?

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #73 on: October 23, 2011, 02:04:05 AM »

Then wouldn't that mean that they're MORE fattening if you don't believe they are?


Absolutely.  If you successfully deny that the cookies you're scoffing down are fattening, they're guaranteed to be more fattening.

Works that way in real life, too, come to think of it.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #74 on: October 23, 2011, 04:23:37 PM »

... and then "work" it off with that jump-rope too.