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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2010, 01:17:45 AM »
Two questions- How big are these disks, and is there any way to shrink them?
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On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2010, 01:34:31 AM »
Two questions- How big are these disks, and is there any way to shrink them?
Cookie Crisp?
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2010, 01:38:28 AM »
Genius. Build name: The Killer Cookie Cutter.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2010, 02:28:09 AM »
Two questions- How big are these disks, and is there any way to shrink them?
1 foot wide and 1 inch thick and maybe shrink item if you use it before filling the disk with a spell.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2010, 02:58:15 AM »
Two questions- How big are these disks, and is there any way to shrink them?
1 foot wide and 1 inch thick.

That's a nice cookie...


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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2010, 03:37:03 AM »
Two questions- How big are these disks, and is there any way to shrink them?
1 foot wide and 1 inch thick.

That's a nice cookie...
Yeah... sounds more like a PIE! (PIE > CAKE > COOKIES!)
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2010, 06:34:13 AM »
Two questions- How big are these disks, and is there any way to shrink them?
1 foot wide and 1 inch thick.

That's a nice cookie...
Yeah... sounds more like a PIE! (PIE > CAKE > COOKIES!)
Maybe if by pie you mean PIZZA PIE! (PIZZA > PUN-PUN!)

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2010, 12:36:51 PM »
Two questions- How big are these disks, and is there any way to shrink them?
1 foot wide and 1 inch thick.

That's a nice cookie...
Yeah... sounds more like a PIE! (PIE > CAKE > COOKIES!)
Maybe if by pie you mean PIZZA PIE! (PIZZA > PUN-PUN!)
PIE!
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2010, 12:43:43 PM »
Two questions- How big are these disks, and is there any way to shrink them?
1 foot wide and 1 inch thick.

That's a nice cookie...
Yeah... sounds more like a PIE! (PIE > CAKE > COOKIES!)
Maybe if by pie you mean PIZZA PIE! (PIZZA > PUN-PUN!)
PIE!

I suspected this would be summoned forth in this thread lol
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2010, 12:49:50 PM »
Attach Minor Creation to the cookie, so when they eat it, their mouth/throat/stomach explodes from 1 cu.ft./lvl matter.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2010, 12:53:55 PM »
Bah, he's talking about throwing these things. Who throws cookies? PIES on the other hand are a classic of slapstick comedy.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2010, 12:57:13 PM »
Bah, he's talking about throwing these things. Who throws cookies? PIES on the other hand are a classic of slapstick comedy.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2010, 02:08:48 PM »

  Is Spell Thematics restrained to visuals? Could you say, make the disk - delicious?!

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2010, 03:18:02 PM »

  Is Spell Thematics restrained to visuals? Could you say, make the disk - delicious?!

Think so, but doesn't stop you from enchanting it with a Programmed Image or some other such with ease as a SCM

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2010, 03:40:08 PM »

  Is Spell Thematics restrained to visuals? Could you say, make the disk - delicious?!

Prestidigitation can flavor :D
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2010, 07:43:01 PM »
The Shadowcraft Chef!

If your killer gnome became a lycanthrope, we could call this the Wolfgang Puck build!
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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2010, 08:00:58 PM »
The Shadowcraft Chef!

If your killer gnome became a lycanthrope, we could call this the Wolfgang Puck build!



Actually, the character's name is "Ramsey Puck."  So...yeah.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2010, 08:13:40 PM »
take: Minor Creation + Extend + recharge set-up

get: Infinite Chocolate sauce, that "expires" soon enough to never ever go to your waist.

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Re: Goofy Theme Optimization: The Shadowcraft Cookie
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2010, 09:23:00 AM »
So what have we snagged so far :

-Transmutation food poisoning
-Locate City Bomb...nuclear pie!  Classic.
-Heal!  Just like the nintendo games when the big pie healed you to full!
-Raise Dead, and call yourself Miracle Max!
-Manyjaws/Fireball eggshell grenades
-Web doughballs
-Stinking Cloud (eek, burnt cookies!)
-Plant Growth, now cooking for plants, too!
-Reduce Person (not the RED PILL!)
-Black Tentacles, oh noes, we left it in the fridge too long!
-Acid Arrow, it burns, it burns!
-Pastry of Acid/Fire/Cold/Sound/Force/Electricity, one for every 4th level flavor!

Just off the top of my head :P  Personally, I'll be using the LCB on that sorc a few threads down, and most likely the Stinking Cloud too.
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