Cluck Fu Master Build 1
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Human Commoner1/Monk2/Paladin2/Fighter2/Warblade1/Bloodstormblade4/DrunkenMaster8
(not necessarily in that order)
Build Progression:
1. Commoner - Chicken Infested, Shaky, Sacred Vow, Vow of Poverty, Nymph's Kiss, Great Fortitude
2. Monk(Cobra Strike Variant) - Touch of Golden Ice, Dodge, Improved Unarmed Strike
3. Monk(Cobra Strike Variant) - Mobility, -FREE FEAT-
4. Fighter - Quickdraw, Servant of the Heavens
5. Fighter - Improved Initiative
6. Drunken Master - Nimbus of Light, -FREE FEAT-
7. Drunken Master
8. Drunken Master -Holy Radiance
9. Drunken Master -FREE FEAT-
10. Drunken Master - Vow of Obedience
11. Drunken Master
12. Drunken Master -Intuitive attack, -FREE FEAT-
13. Drunken Master
14. Paladin -Gift of Faith
15. Paladin
16. Warblade -Gift of Grace
17. Bloodstorm Blade
18. Bloodstorm Blade -Hands of a Healer, -FREE FEAT-
19. Bloodstorm Blade -Bonus Fighter feat
20. Bloodstorm Blade -Stigmata
Obviously, this build isn't perfected yet. I have one free fighter feat(and am treated as 5th level fighter in order to qualify for feats) and FIVE other open feats.
I could pick up the TWF chain, or spring attack, or whatever else.
It doesn't matter.
What *does* matter, however, is that this guy has 16 BaB, can quickdraw chickens out of thin air, and bludgeon opponents to death with them, dealing 1d6+1d8+5+STR damage.
Optionally, he can *throw* these chickens as bloodstorm blade for even more sillyness.[/spoiler]
Cluck Fu Master Build 2
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Silverbrow Human Commoner1/Monk3/Bard3/Warblade7/BloodstormBlade4/DrunkenMaster2
(not necessarily in that order)
Build Progression:
1. Commoner - Chicken Infested, Shaky, Sacred Vow, Vow of Poverty, Nymph's kiss, Extra Favored Class: Commoner, Great Fortitude
2. Monk(Cobra Strike Variant) - Touch of Golden Ice, Dodge, Improved Unarmed Strike
3. Monk(Cobra Strike Variant) - Mobility, -FREE FEAT(TWF?)-
4. Bard - Servant of the Heavens
5. Bard
6. Warblade - Nimbus of Light, Song of the White Raven
7. Warblade
8. Bard 3 - Words of Creation
9. Monk(Cobra Strike Variant) - Dragonfire Inspiration
10. Drunken Master - Holy Radiance
11. Drunken Master
12. Bloodstorm Blade - Intuitive attack, -FREE FEAT(Leadership?)-
13. Bloodstorm Blade
14. Bloodstorm Blade - Gift of Faith, -FREE FIGHTER FEAT(ITWF?)-
15. Bloodstorm Blade -FREE FEAT(GTWF?)-
16. Warblade - Stigmata
17. Warblade
18. Warblade - Quickdraw, Vow of Obedience, Song of the Heart
19. Warblade
20. Warblade -Bonus Exalted Feat(Vow of Chastity?)-
This build can produce Inspire courage effects of a 10th level bard, i.e. +2.
Words of creation doubles that to +4, song of the heart adds another +1, inspirational boost adds another +1, for a total of +6/+6 up to three times per day.
Alternatively, you can change that +6/+6 bonus into +6d6 fire damage thanks to dragonfire inspiration, and fight with FLAMING CHICKENS.
Other than that...you get into to damage if you flank/catch an opponent flatfooted, have bardic knowledge of +(3+int), wis to AC, all VoP benefits as usual(though the extremely limited list of exalted feats did make me take some exalted feats I'd usually avoid...precisely, Vow of Obedience and Vow of Chastity), 1d6 base unarmed damage, 1d6+1d4 base damage with chickens(who are treated as +5 magic and goodaligned weapons, btw), some maneuvers(Initiator level 13, so up to 7th level maneuvers! Late Warblade levels also allow for very high-level maneuvers), a +10ft enhancement bonus to speed from Monk, all the typical Bloodstorm Blade Goodies, the drunken master's STAGGER ability, allowing for some very fun charges...[/spoiler]
Iajustu Katana ChuckerThe Other Halfling Thrower
"Insert Favorite Low LA Large Race"
Warblade 5/ Hulking Hurler 3/ Master Thrower 5/ Bloodstorm Blade X
Take Leadership feat to acquire ammo
Cohort is a Dragonfire Inspiration Bard