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Re: Optimization challenge. Guy with no Arms. Is it possible?
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2010, 12:53:46 AM »
I would use Dragon Tail + Prehensile Tail though, and say the tail is your mouth.

this is a great idea:

try this:

Dragonborn Warforged

Fighter 10

Flaws:
Murkey eyed
Vulnerable

Feats:
Jaws of Death(Flaw Bonus)
Dragon Tail(Flaw bonus)
Weapon Focus(Bite)(Fighter bonus)
1st lvl: Aberration Blood
2nd lvl: TWF(Fighter bonus)
3rd lvl: Prehensil Tail
4th lvl: Weapon Specialize(Bite)
6th lvl: Inhuman Vision, Weapon Focus(Tail)(Fighter bonus)
8th lvl: Melee Weapon Mastery(Slashing(Bite)
9th lvl: Deepspawn
10th lvl: Weapon Specialization(Tail)


Bite, 2 Tentacle Attacks, and Tail Attack

but no arms

 :D

so the tentacles are what?? his mouth? does he stretch his head??  or does he have two tentacles growing or what??
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Re: Optimization challenge. Guy with no Arms. Is it possible?
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2010, 01:10:14 AM »
DEEPSPAWN [ABERRANT]
The abnormalities of your aberration-tainted heritage grow more pronounced.  Your body undergoes a shocking degeneration into something that is strikingly inhuman.
Prerequisites: Aberration Blood, one other aberrant feat.
Benefit: Two short but powerful tentacles sprout from your waist. You gain two tentacle natural attacks that each deal 1d4 points of damage (for a Medium creature) plus your Strength modifier.  The tentacle attacks are treated as primary weapons.
You can attack with weapons and also make tentacle attacks, but your tentacle attacks are treated as secondary weapons: The attacks are made with a -5 penalty on the attack roll, and you add only 1/2 your Strength bonus to the damage roll.
You gain a +2 racial bonus on grapple checks.
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Re: Optimization challenge. Guy with no Arms. Is it possible?
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2010, 02:26:58 AM »
I would use Dragon Tail + Prehensile Tail though, and say the tail is your mouth.

this is a great idea:

try this:

Dragonborn Warforged

Fighter 10

Flaws:
Murkey eyed
Vulnerable

Feats:
Jaws of Death(Flaw Bonus)
Dragon Tail(Flaw bonus)
Weapon Focus(Bite)(Fighter bonus)
1st lvl: Aberration Blood
2nd lvl: TWF(Fighter bonus)
3rd lvl: Prehensil Tail
4th lvl: Weapon Specialize(Bite)
6th lvl: Inhuman Vision, Weapon Focus(Tail)(Fighter bonus)
8th lvl: Melee Weapon Mastery(Slashing(Bite)
9th lvl: Deepspawn
10th lvl: Weapon Specialization(Tail)


Bite, 2 Tentacle Attacks, and Tail Attack

but no arms

 :D

LOL Can anyone draw well? Seriously, someone sketch this up.

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Re: Optimization challenge. Guy with no Arms. Is it possible?
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2010, 02:57:22 AM »
Seen it.
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Re: Optimization challenge. Guy with no Arms. Is it possible?
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2010, 05:49:18 AM »
Hahahahah, Stumpy the Telekinesis master's motto: "No shoes, no shirt, no service. But no arms, no legs, no problem!"


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