« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2010, 05:49:18 AM »
Hahahahah, Stumpy the Telekinesis master's motto: "No shoes, no shirt, no service. But no arms, no legs, no problem!"
Heheh. Bob...
[spoiler]What happened when the man with no arms tried to masturbate?
He was stumped.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a gully?
Rocky
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuana?
Bud
What do you call an electrician with no arms and no legs?
Sparky
What do you call a plumber with no arms and no legs?
Wet
What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dogfood
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.
What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window?
Curt n' Rod
What was the name of the limbless guy that fell in the fire?
Bernie
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?
Doug
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under?
Douglas
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no torso?
Dick
What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team?
First base
What was the name of the limbless guy that was boiled by cannibals?
Stu
What was the name of the limbless girl who was stuck on a femce?
Barb
What was the name of the limbless guy that worked at the soda plant?
Tab
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
Mike
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car?
Jack
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box?
Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?
Skip
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?
Sandy
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?
Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank?
Rob
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other, married to a politician?
Tipper
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a dirt road?
Dusty
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who left a smudge on your floor?
Mark
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over a fence?
Homer
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Frank
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Patty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
Russell[/spoiler]
Reminds me of another name joke. (nsfw)
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What do you call a Mexican women with no legs?
[spoiler]Cunswaylo[/spoiler]
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Tiers explained in 8 sentences. With examples!
[spoiler]Tiers break down into who has spellcasting more than anything else due to spells being better than anything else in the game.
6: Skill based. Commoner, Expert, Samurai.
5: Mundane warrior. Barbarian, Fighter, Monk.
4: Partial casters. Adapt, Hexblade, Paladin, Ranger, Spelltheif.
3: Focused casters. Bard, Beguiler, Dread Necromancer, Martial Adapts, Warmage.
2: Full casters. Favored Soul, Psion, Sorcerer, Wu Jen.
1: Elitists. Artificer, Cleric, Druid, Wizard.
0: Gods. StP Erudite, Illthid Savant, Pun-Pun, Rocks fall & you die.
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