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Grease Rules Question
« on: September 13, 2010, 12:21:48 PM »
Re: Grease spell, PHB

Can one take a 5' step without occurring any die rolls (Ref save, Balance check)?
Can one crawl without occurring any die rolls?

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2010, 12:29:46 PM »
There is always an "Ask a Simple Question" thread in the Min/Max forum for things like this, although the current one's name isn't as clear as some of the earlier ones were...

Anyway here are my opinions:

No, you can't take a 5' step without making a balance check.

And yes, you don't need to make a balance check to crawl. What's going to happen if you fail? You're going to fall down further? Although crawling provokes attacks of opportunity, so it might not be a great idea...
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Crawling incurs attacks of opportunity from any attackers who threaten you at any point of your crawl.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 04:24:29 PM »
There is always an "Ask a Simple Question" thread in the Min/Max forum for things like this, although the current one's name isn't as clear as some of the earlier ones were...

Anyway here are my opinions:

No, you can't take a 5' step without making a balance check.

And yes, you don't need to make a balance check to crawl. What's going to happen if you fail? You're going to fall down further? Although crawling provokes attacks of opportunity, so it might not be a great idea...
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Crawling incurs attacks of opportunity from any attackers who threaten you at any point of your crawl.
I dunno. You ever tried to crawl on a very greasy or icy floor? If you have no traction, you can't move. If you can't keep on your hands and knees, you aren't going anywhere either.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2010, 04:27:22 PM »
There is always an "Ask a Simple Question" thread in the Min/Max forum for things like this, although the current one's name isn't as clear as some of the earlier ones were...

Anyway here are my opinions:

No, you can't take a 5' step without making a balance check.

And yes, you don't need to make a balance check to crawl. What's going to happen if you fail? You're going to fall down further? Although crawling provokes attacks of opportunity, so it might not be a great idea...
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Crawling incurs attacks of opportunity from any attackers who threaten you at any point of your crawl.
I dunno. You ever tried to crawl on a very greasy or icy floor? If you have no traction, you can't move. If you can't keep on your hands and knees, you aren't going anywhere either.
You can do the worm. :D
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2010, 04:32:31 PM »
There is always an "Ask a Simple Question" thread in the Min/Max forum for things like this, although the current one's name isn't as clear as some of the earlier ones were...

Anyway here are my opinions:

No, you can't take a 5' step without making a balance check.

And yes, you don't need to make a balance check to crawl. What's going to happen if you fail? You're going to fall down further? Although crawling provokes attacks of opportunity, so it might not be a great idea...
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Crawling incurs attacks of opportunity from any attackers who threaten you at any point of your crawl.
I dunno. You ever tried to crawl on a very greasy or icy floor? If you have no traction, you can't move. If you can't keep on your hands and knees, you aren't going anywhere either.
You can do the worm. :D
Still requires enough traction to keep the part in contact with the ground from sliding. Also, that takes longer than six seconds to move five feet.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 02:53:30 PM »
There is always an "Ask a Simple Question" thread in the Min/Max forum for things like this, although the current one's name isn't as clear as some of the earlier ones were...

Anyway here are my opinions:

No, you can't take a 5' step without making a balance check.

And yes, you don't need to make a balance check to crawl. What's going to happen if you fail? You're going to fall down further? Although crawling provokes attacks of opportunity, so it might not be a great idea...
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Crawling incurs attacks of opportunity from any attackers who threaten you at any point of your crawl.
I dunno. You ever tried to crawl on a very greasy or icy floor? If you have no traction, you can't move. If you can't keep on your hands and knees, you aren't going anywhere either.
You can do the worm. :D
Still requires enough traction to keep the part in contact with the ground from sliding. Also, that takes longer than six seconds to move five feet.

Definitely laughed at that...

I'd say balance check or you can't move. Of course, the best way is to Tumble out of there, since rolling out of a Greased area should be okay. (if you can somehow get the momentum to begin rolling. Jump then begin your roll? Still needs some horizontal momentum though...)

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 02:58:52 PM »
Yeah, I don't see why the normal Balance check wouldn't still be required even for a crawl.
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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2010, 07:23:17 PM »
Well, you're not balancing. You're just getting traction. That's the argument I'd see.
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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2010, 04:06:18 AM »
Meh, if you got armor spikes, the worm on grease or ice should be easy enough.  Though if you've got armor spikes you might as well just goron roll out of there.
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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2010, 04:58:54 AM »
Meh, if you got armor spikes, the worm on grease or ice should be easy enough.  Though if you've got armor spikes you might as well just goron roll out of there.
Or you get stuck into the ground...

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2010, 11:04:55 AM »
What's going to happen if you fail? You're going to fall down further?

You fall through the level.



But the best use for Grease is to recreate Nudes on Ice.


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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2010, 04:03:47 AM »
You can gain enough traction on ice to move 5 feet in 6 seconds (tested on many of ice hockey rinks and frozen ponds/creeks...even when the ice is melting and its especially slippery) its actually pretty easy.  With grease it would depend on what it's covering.  If the substance underneath is jagged or rough it should be easy enough to find footing/traction.  If for some reason your on a glass floor with grease on it, it could be more difficult.
I suggest someone test this and post results.

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2010, 08:35:08 AM »
You can gain enough traction on ice to move 5 feet in 6 seconds (tested on many of ice hockey rinks and frozen ponds/creeks...even when the ice is melting and its especially slippery) its actually pretty easy.  With grease it would depend on what it's covering.  If the substance underneath is jagged or rough it should be easy enough to find footing/traction.  If for some reason your on a glass floor with grease on it, it could be more difficult.
I suggest someone test this and post results.
I imagine that's because they passed their balance check. I've seen plenty of people flounder about and get nowhere.

Also, frostburn lists greased ice as having +5 to the balance DC because it is extra slippery, and sandstorm says the same about greased glass.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
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Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2010, 11:29:25 AM »
and sandstorm says the same about greased glass.
Wow... I'm absolutely amazed that they actually listed the conditions for just being on glass... much less greased glass...  :o
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2010, 11:33:51 AM »
and sandstorm says the same about greased glass.
Wow... I'm absolutely amazed that they actually listed the conditions for just being on glass... much less greased glass...  :o
they've got a major terrain feature that's glass.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2010, 11:45:40 AM »
and sandstorm says the same about greased glass.
Wow... I'm absolutely amazed that they actually listed the conditions for just being on glass... much less greased glass...  :o
they've got a major terrain feature that's glass.
Yeah, that's freakin' awesome. I'm going to have to read through that book. (like I'll ever have the time for that...)
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2010, 12:00:56 PM »
and sandstorm says the same about greased glass.
Wow... I'm absolutely amazed that they actually listed the conditions for just being on glass... much less greased glass...  :o
they've got a major terrain feature that's glass.
Yeah, that's freakin' awesome. I'm going to have to read through that book. (like I'll ever have the time for that...)
Just ran a oneshot. Was awesome. Sand Golems, despite not doing much damage, cause suffocation on a hit. Both beatfaces failed their DC 10 Con check for round one and passed out first round of the fight. Rolling really badly is hilarious.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2010, 07:45:48 PM »
You can gain enough traction on ice to move 5 feet in 6 seconds (tested on many of ice hockey rinks and frozen ponds/creeks...even when the ice is melting and its especially slippery) its actually pretty easy.  With grease it would depend on what it's covering.  If the substance underneath is jagged or rough it should be easy enough to find footing/traction.  If for some reason your on a glass floor with grease on it, it could be more difficult.
I suggest someone test this and post results.
I imagine that's because they passed their balance check. I've seen plenty of people flounder about and get nowhere.

Also, frostburn lists greased ice as having +5 to the balance DC because it is extra slippery, and sandstorm says the same about greased glass.

Yes obviously they've passed their balance check if they're moving on the ice.  I'm just stating that its pretty easy to do.  Crawling should probably give you a pretty hefty bonus on your balance check.

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2010, 07:49:16 PM »
+4 stability bonus?
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Grease Rules Question
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2010, 07:50:39 PM »
+4 stability bonus?
I'd go higher; but it's really whatever floats the DM's boat.