You Might Be Playing 3.5 If...

[altpersona]

battletoads war-toads

EDIT: dang it, war beast requires medium size.

how about adding spell fire instead of improvised weapon.

magebred spellfire toads, 15 con, accidentally hit them w/ a spell and your toast.

EDit:

its a shame that magebred only makes them int 2, int 3 and they could take a level of warlock and use summon swarm and EB.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

Ribbiculus.

FTFY

[Mixster]

You might be playing 3.5 if you can optimize toads.

[Rebel7284]

You might be playing 3.5 in Russia if toads can optimize YOU!

[snakeman830]

You might be playing 3.5 if you can wait for someone to do something, then you respond by taking the exact same amount of time, and you're finished before he is.

[PhaedrusXY]

If you can destroy a pantheon with a cantrip. 

[archangel.arcanis]

If you can destroy a pantheon with a cantrip. 

To be fair it is a first level spell not a cantrip. 

[PhaedrusXY]

If you can destroy a pantheon with a cantrip.  

To be fair it is a first level spell not a cantrip.  

It's actually a shadow illusion of that spell. So if you're a gnome illusionist SCM, you could use a cantrip. That would give it a save and SR, though. So you're probably better off using the original 1st level version. 

[Mafaxios]

70. If twenty toads are somehow an overwhelmingly difficult encounter for a single character.

someone say  battletoads?

[Caelic]

71.  If someone says, "A half-dragon wartroll, a phrenic thri-kreen, and a beholder walk into a bar"...and it's NOT the beginning of a joke.

[Havok4]

71.  If someone says, "A half-dragon wartroll, a phrenic thri-kreen, and a beholder walk into a bar"...and it's NOT the beginning of a joke.

71a. Yes the beholder walked into the bar, those leg grafts are not just for humanoids.

[TWF]

I read through this thread and I have to say. I laughed, I cried, I even wet me pants.

72. If your warforged character cannot wear armor.

73. If the stat-block of a famous Dark-Elf character was better in 2e.

74. You use Mage Hand to pleasure yourself or others.

75. The parties Bard's songs include: Whoops there it is!, Who let the dogs out! and The Macarena

[Agita]

I read through this thread and I have to say. I laughed, I cried, I even wet me pants.

72. If your warforged character cannot wear armor.

Actually, they can. There's a feat for that.

76. ...a statement you posted on this thread turns out to be negated by a feat.

[TWF]

~Ammendment~
72. If your warforged character cannot wear armor without a feat.

76a. ...or a PrC ability.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

~Ammendment~
72. If your warforged character cannot wear armor without a feat.

76a. ...or a PrC ability.

He can wear it, it just won't do anything.

[emaNsdrawkcaB]

77. You can't tell the difference between a Battlesmith and an Ollam.

[Prime32]

77. You can't tell the difference between a Battlesmith and an Ollam.

The ollam is the one everyone is laughing at.

[emaNsdrawkcaB]

I don't laugh at it. It's more sad than funny.

[NiteCyper]

78. ... there's a(n epic-level) market for sleepwalking weaponsmiths.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

78. ... there's an epic-level market for sleepwalking weaponsmiths.

79: You can't tell if the above quote is referring to people purchasing weapons which walk in their sleep, purchasing weaponsmiths which walk in their sleep, purchasing weapons crafted by a weaponsmith who walks in their sleep, purchasing weapons crafted by a weaponsmith who walks in his sleep which themselves in turn also walk in their sleep, or purchasing a sleep-walking weaponsmith who, while walking in his sleep, smiths weapons that themselves walk in their sleep.