Ah, but there's a problem, Tshern. I have a beard and therefore cannot be trusted.
Edited after seeing Andyjames' post:
Yeah, the ventilation chance is fairly high around here. You know, due to the prevelance of sport and sustenance hunting around here, and the fact that the NRA HQ is fairly close to here.
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