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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #440 on: September 29, 2008, 04:56:00 PM »

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #441 on: September 29, 2008, 04:58:40 PM »
And just remember:  If you don't SEE the wang, then you're not gay.   :D
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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #442 on: September 29, 2008, 04:59:49 PM »
Good save, Count :D

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #443 on: September 29, 2008, 05:08:02 PM »
Lol. So what are you now, PornBear? :P
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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #444 on: September 29, 2008, 05:13:49 PM »
Nah. That was sent to me. Not bad, eh? Until it was revealed that little gem was Miss Tranny 2005... :P

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #445 on: September 29, 2008, 06:01:31 PM »
Bah, every party I get invited to is a sausage-fest.   :wall
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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #446 on: September 29, 2008, 06:59:40 PM »
Yeah, I need to make more friends from the following categories:

1.  Chicks

2.  Guys that know lots of chicks
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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #447 on: September 29, 2008, 07:14:58 PM »
Way the conversation's been going, I figured you were lookin at guys thinking about being chicks...

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #448 on: September 29, 2008, 07:15:30 PM »
I've told you this before and I'll tell it again: Move to Finland, I know a lot of chicks, even those of your age.

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #449 on: September 29, 2008, 07:17:36 PM »
I've told you this before and I'll tell it again: Move to Finland, I know a lot of chicks, even those of your age.
It'd be easier on him if you just moved to his neighborhood and brought said chicks with you.
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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #450 on: September 29, 2008, 07:19:28 PM »
I've told you this before and I'll tell it again: Move to Finland, I know a lot of chicks, even those of your age.
It'd be easier on him if you just moved to his neighborhood and brought said chicks with you.
The problem is, I'd kill myself if I lived in the USA. Myself or a bunch of your citizens. Or both.

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #451 on: September 29, 2008, 07:20:54 PM »
I'm okay with option B) a bunch of citizens.
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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #452 on: September 29, 2008, 07:23:13 PM »
I'm okay with option B) a bunch of citizens.

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #453 on: September 29, 2008, 07:24:23 PM »
I'm okay with option B) a bunch of citizens.
I don't like prisons (or at least jails are crappy, must be worse in the States) and I might not get away with taking lives of a bunch of Americans. Perhaps I just need to drag Count here.

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #454 on: September 29, 2008, 07:27:47 PM »
I think you'll find that the chances of you getting ventilated is higher than the chance of you going to jail if you enact your rampage in the wrong place :P

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #455 on: September 29, 2008, 07:35:48 PM »
Ah, but there's a problem, Tshern.  I have a beard and therefore cannot be trusted.   :P

Edited after seeing Andyjames' post:

Yeah, the ventilation chance is fairly high around here.  You know, due to the prevelance of sport and sustenance hunting around here, and the fact that the NRA HQ is fairly close to here.



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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #456 on: September 29, 2008, 07:37:11 PM »
Get rid of the beard then like all normal people.

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #457 on: September 29, 2008, 07:44:17 PM »
Get rid of the beard then like all normal people.

They can take my beard WHEN THEY PRY IT OFF MY COLD, DEAD FACE!
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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #458 on: September 29, 2008, 07:45:16 PM »
*sends in the women*

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Re: Relationship Advice (Was: Some Tips for Single Gamers)
« Reply #459 on: September 29, 2008, 07:50:02 PM »
Get rid of the beard then like all normal people.

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