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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #400 on: November 03, 2010, 09:11:43 PM »
YES. DESCRIPTIONS WOULD BE LOVELY. :B

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« Reply #401 on: November 03, 2010, 09:13:11 PM »
YES. DESCRIPTIONS WOULD BE LOVELY. :B

You just want more graphic rape scenes.   :P
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #402 on: November 03, 2010, 09:16:32 PM »
No. I want to know what the hell is going on, this just happened to be the point where I can't take it anymore. Besides, there haven't been any graphic rape scenes yet.

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« Reply #403 on: November 03, 2010, 09:19:57 PM »
No. I want to know what the hell is going on, this just happened to be the point where I can't take it anymore. Besides, there haven't been any graphic rape scenes yet.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #404 on: November 03, 2010, 09:20:21 PM »
Thanks.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #405 on: November 04, 2010, 06:10:00 PM »
So I take it I won't get to the place in at least six rounds unless someone screams for me?
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« Reply #406 on: November 04, 2010, 09:47:13 PM »
some horrifying abomination from space/time (jojo need description of the critter you summoned).
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #407 on: November 04, 2010, 10:34:32 PM »
Okay scratch my former description and replace it with 'not entirely horrifying abomination from space/time" :D

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #408 on: November 05, 2010, 08:26:29 AM »
I've been called to battle it seems, I might arrive sooner unless the distance is to great
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #409 on: November 05, 2010, 02:06:12 PM »
Me and my friends are having a British eve since it's the 5th of November, I may or may not be on that much for a while
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #410 on: November 05, 2010, 05:53:00 PM »
Me and my friends are having a British eve since it's the 5th of November, I may or may not be on that much for a while

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« Reply #411 on: November 05, 2010, 06:06:43 PM »
Probably in recognition of Guy Fawkes Night, though I can't understand why anyone but the English actually make much of a deal of it. Though I'm not looking to have that explained to me.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #412 on: November 05, 2010, 07:39:18 PM »
Probably in recognition of Guy Fawkes Night, though I can't understand why anyone but the English actually make much of a deal of it. Though I'm not looking to have that explained to me.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #413 on: November 05, 2010, 09:40:50 PM »
Ah pumpkin pie is awesome!

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #414 on: November 05, 2010, 10:05:06 PM »
The one we made could have used some more spicing, but I like the concept. Since the only time you find pumpkins around these parts is during Halloween I'll have to savour the moment. Still, we found a quite large one and tomorrow some of it will turn into soup and possibly more pie
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #416 on: November 06, 2010, 01:51:16 AM »
only the horn is considered magic, so that's a total of 16 damage to 68 hp. Construct is 52/68 hp.
Read the text under Celestial (in this case Fiendish) Charger.
So our enemy is CR 13? Well shit. Guess that's 42/68 then. Looks like this will take a while.
P.S. Not to make this any harder, but the MM miscalculates the unicorn hit chance. It should be one higher (13 BAB + 7 STR + 3 (horn is magic)=+23 not +22. Also hooves shouldn't be +14 (+13+7-5 secondary=+15))
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Hi, I don't mean to intrude, but I wanted to clear up this confusion. The attack bonuses in the SRD are correct. As a large creature, the unicorn suffers a -1 penalty on attack rolls that you forgot to include in your calculations, Jojolagger.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #417 on: November 06, 2010, 01:59:48 AM »
Hi, I don't mean to intrude, but I wanted to clear up this confusion. The attack bonuses in the SRD are correct. As a large creature, the unicorn suffers a -1 penalty on attack rolls that you forgot to include in your calculations, Jojolagger.
Thanks, your right, totally missed the -1 form size.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #418 on: November 06, 2010, 02:49:33 AM »
Okay, PEP TALK! We're fighting an angry caster 7 levels higher than us. It is at approx. 75% health and at full spell capacity. Our first bruiser (The Construct) is at 66% health. We will have to hit fast and hard and have joseph focus on keeping us at a firmer consitancy than strawberry jelly. It wonj't be easy.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #419 on: November 06, 2010, 03:17:37 AM »

Hi, I don't mean to intrude, but I wanted to clear up this confusion. The attack bonuses in the SRD are correct. As a large creature, the unicorn suffers a -1 penalty on attack rolls that you forgot to include in your calculations, Jojolagger.

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