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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #340 on: October 19, 2010, 01:05:23 AM »
perhaps I was implying that the inevitable would occur soon? man, leave me alone ;-;

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #341 on: October 19, 2010, 03:19:54 AM »
This thread needs a tension breaker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1s5ROoCoow

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #342 on: October 19, 2010, 12:13:10 PM »
Kintal's not even an actual talking cat, so they just insulted Bartholomeow and his mother. These bastards are lucky Fireball isn't in his spellbook <__<

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #343 on: October 19, 2010, 09:40:09 PM »
These bastards are lucky Fireball isn't in his spellbook <__<
You are lucky too. Setting innocent (if rude and stupid) people on fire tends to piss off almost all good aligned adventurers, and many of the neutral ones.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #344 on: October 20, 2010, 12:43:57 AM »
Methinks the neutral ones would be on my side this time. but I was joking, Bartholomeow wouldn't actually do that. He's (mostly) full of hot air.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #345 on: October 20, 2010, 02:24:36 PM »
WTF BOOm moment
i think i placed it correctly
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #346 on: October 22, 2010, 04:20:59 PM »
Anyone seen Shadow?  They're his zombies so I'd kinda like his input before moving it along.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #347 on: October 23, 2010, 05:13:49 PM »
I can just imagine the  :twitch look on Bartholomeow's face as you guys start listing off requests.  :lol

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #348 on: October 23, 2010, 05:18:29 PM »
I can just imagine the  :twitch look on Bartholomeow's face as you guys start listing off requests.  :lol
I'll will get worse when the voice realizes they take requests. :plotting
In other news, I have found ways to weaponize Caramell Dansen in D&D. :evillaugh
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #349 on: October 23, 2010, 05:27:36 PM »
I can just imagine the  :twitch look on Bartholomeow's face as you guys start listing off requests.  :lol
I'll will get worse when the voice realizes they take requests. :plotting
In other news, I have found ways to weaponize Caramell Dansen in D&D. :evillaugh
If you do that I might have to kill you, that is the worst abomination to ever have crossed the border out of Sweden
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #350 on: October 23, 2010, 05:50:19 PM »
I'll will get worse when the voice realizes they take requests. :plotting
In other news, I have found ways to weaponize Caramell Dansen in D&D. :evillaugh
If you do that I might have to kill you, that is the worst abomination to ever have crossed the border out of Sweden
:lol Second time I've heard that response. It's not that bad.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #351 on: October 23, 2010, 05:55:31 PM »
I'll will get worse when the voice realizes they take requests. :plotting
In other news, I have found ways to weaponize Caramell Dansen in D&D. :evillaugh
If you do that I might have to kill you, that is the worst abomination to ever have crossed the border out of Sweden
:lol Second time I've heard that response. It's not that bad.
Dance to the beat, wave your hands together// come feel the heat, forever and forever// Listen and learn, it is time for prancing//Now we are here, we're Caramell Dansen.
It is that bad, excuse while I go get my squad of assasin-platypi
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #352 on: October 23, 2010, 06:01:33 PM »
It is that bad, excuse while I go get my squad of assasin-platypi
"Come and try"  :ninja
caramell will be your guide.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #353 on: October 23, 2010, 06:27:18 PM »
It is that bad, excuse while I go get my squad of assasin-platypi
"Come and try"  :ninja
caramell will be your guide.
Expect to never see this guy coming

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #354 on: October 23, 2010, 07:23:50 PM »
Well wadya know, that IS a platypus ninja. Fancy that.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #355 on: October 23, 2010, 07:33:29 PM »
Well wadya know, that IS a platypus ninja. Fancy that.
You thought I've been lying about my army of them to this point?  :p
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #356 on: October 24, 2010, 01:38:16 AM »
So I managed to get rather nastily ill, and have a paper due in ~3 days that I haven't finished yet. In short, I will probably be gone for the next 3 or so days. Someone else can run my character if we get into a situation where talking or fighting is needed.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #357 on: October 24, 2010, 03:17:48 AM »
Well wadya know, that IS a platypus ninja. Fancy that.
You thought I've been lying about my army of them to this point?  :p
Not lying, just... exagerrating, maybe.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #358 on: October 26, 2010, 12:23:30 AM »
GUys shut up i can barely see with all this noise
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #359 on: October 26, 2010, 01:12:23 AM »
lolwut?