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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #80 on: August 20, 2010, 01:23:54 AM »
Lame. Leave it to Eberron to ruin everything. The only thing the ever did right was create Artificers.
So your saying warforged, dragonmarks, symbionts, Living spells, Flying ships, Action points, and all the cool new homunculus were bad? I'm going to have to disagree with you, Eberron did almost everything right.

Artificers are lame, engineers ftw!
Engineers are lame, Artificers can do more, and better. Name one thing that an engineer can do that an artificer can't.
Autonomous powered armor with an attached minigun, deployed from a walking castle with plasma turrets, all of which are immune to antimagic field. And without an xp cost.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #81 on: August 20, 2010, 01:56:13 AM »
Engineers are lame, Artificers can do more, and better. Name one thing that an engineer can do that an artificer can't.
Autonomous powered armor with an attached minigun, deployed from a walking castle with plasma turrets, all of which are immune to antimagic field. And without an xp cost.
The anti-magic part and the xp part are valid, but the power armor part is easy, artificers can get better than a single attached weapon, the walking castle line is an exaggeration and artificers can get better, Replace plasma with spell turrets. Further more, the unseen minions an artificer can put in their mobile fortress can actually craft.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #82 on: August 20, 2010, 02:15:22 AM »
The custom magic item rules are bullshit subject to DM ruling. And where are spell turrets from again?
Besides, I think the engineer has more flavour.

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« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2010, 02:28:55 AM »
When did I say I'd use Custom magic items? Spellturrets are PHII.
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There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
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But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #84 on: August 20, 2010, 02:32:24 AM »
You know, we could debate this until ragnorok, and never reach a conclusion. Lets agree that I like the engineer, and that eberron is your personal little toy.

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« Reply #85 on: August 20, 2010, 02:43:00 AM »
You know, we could debate this until ragnorok.
Your Immortal too?

Lets agree that I like the engineer, and that eberron is your personal little toy.
I'll agree the engineer is interesting, it's just a bit to sciency from my taste in D&D.
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When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #86 on: August 20, 2010, 02:47:43 AM »
You know, we could debate this until ragnorok.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #87 on: August 20, 2010, 03:12:08 AM »
You know, we could debate this until ragnorok.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #88 on: August 20, 2010, 03:26:24 AM »
Yeah, didn't really interest me though.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #89 on: August 20, 2010, 05:20:56 AM »
Radmelon why are you jabbering here and not whupping zombie ass :D

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #90 on: August 20, 2010, 08:16:56 AM »
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« Reply #91 on: August 20, 2010, 09:02:52 AM »
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This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #92 on: August 20, 2010, 09:03:30 AM »
Bhu, what is your opinion on retraining once you've got the Feral prestige class up?  I'll either be going for that one or Fat Cat (or both if we get high enough) and I doubt I'm built properly for them.
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« Reply #93 on: August 20, 2010, 09:11:44 AM »
Fat Cat??

I'd have to look at the retraining rules, but if you have your hearts set on them we'll work something out  ;)

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« Reply #94 on: August 20, 2010, 11:36:26 AM »
You know, we could debate this until ragnorok.
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« Reply #95 on: August 20, 2010, 11:57:23 AM »
You know, we could debate this until ragnorok.
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« Reply #96 on: August 20, 2010, 04:24:45 PM »
You know, we could debate this until ragnorok.
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Shall I bring in your giant sea snake while I'm at it? I bet Nagelfreim can take a detour when I've picked up your daughter so it won't be much of a problem.
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« Reply #97 on: August 20, 2010, 04:27:06 PM »
Fat Cat??

I'd have to look at the retraining rules, but if you have your hearts set on them we'll work something out  ;)

I meant Big Kitty.  Sorry, posted that right after posting my "helpful correction".   :p
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« Reply #98 on: August 20, 2010, 06:22:48 PM »
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Lame. Leave it to Eberron to ruin everything. The only thing the ever did right was create Artificers.
So your saying warforged, dragonmarks, symbionts, Living spells, Flying ships, Action points, and all the cool new homunculus were bad? I'm going to have to disagree with you, Eberron did almost everything right.
Um. Yea pretty much. I don't allow Warforged in games I DM. dragonmarks suck. Symbiotes have been around for a long time and I've yet to meet someone that uses them. Living spells, meh. Flying ships have been around forever, but I'll admit I like their idea of binding Fire elementals to make them work. Action points come from D20 modern. And I have my own homebrewed homunculus which is far more cuddly :P

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #99 on: August 20, 2010, 07:03:04 PM »
You know, we could debate this until ragnorok.
Your Immortal too?
Shhhhhhhhhh!
I'll call cousin Heimdall and tell him to give you a heads up when it draws near so you can start summing it up
As long as someone unchains my fucking dog and gets my gothy daughter out of the house, I'll be happy.
Shall I bring in your giant sea snake while I'm at it? I bet Nagelfreim can take a detour when I've picked up your daughter so it won't be much of a problem.
Isn't the dog and snake ALSO the sons?
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